Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

After hearing that Mora could be earned, Paimon happily accepted Walnut's gift.

There were soft footsteps outside the yard again, and everyone looked at the gate. It turned out to be Wu Yong, Zhongli and Keqing.

Paimon was the first to say hello: "Well, Grandpa Wu is back, and Zhongli and Keqing are also here."

Zhongli smiled lightly: "Everyone, are we not late?"

Paimeng looked at the gifts in Zhongli and Keqing's hands and waved his hands quickly: "No, no! It came just in time!"

Wu Yong stroked his beard and smiled heartily: "Haha, Mr. Zhongli and I happened to meet Lord Yu Hengxing on the way back. She also came to celebrate little Paimon's birthday."

Keqing reminded him loudly: "Mr. Wu, didn't we tell you on the way? Please don't call me Yuhengxing or anything like that. Wu Ye and I are friends. Just call me Keqing."

Wu Yong nodded: "Okay, Ke Qing, I was negligent."

......

"Zhongli and Keqing, what are you holding in your hands?"

Paimon touched it with a finger on each hand, knowingly asking.

"Pamon, is this the gift I prepared for you?"

"Zhongli, really, really?! But including this time, it's only the second time we've met. I can't accept your gift."

"Well, based on universal rationality, there is indeed something wrong."

When Zhongli wanted to take back the gift, Paimon held on tightly.

Paimeng blushed and grabbed the gift box with all his strength: "Zhongli, you are really too polite, so I have no choice but to accept it!"

Zhongli reluctantly let go of his hand: "Of course! Attending your birthday party and giving gifts is what I should do."

Paimon chuckled: "Zhongli, can I open it now and take a look?"

Zhongli nodded: "Yes, but let me tell you in advance that this gift is carefully selected by me. I hope you like it."

"Ah!" Hu Tao also said the same thing. Both of them are from the Hall of Rebirth, so they are also in the sales business, right? 』

Paimon murmured in his heart, but he still opened the gift box given by Zhongli.

"Three-day buffet at Wanmin Hall - from June 2nd to June 4th, this coupon can be used for two people to dine at Wanmintang. All expenses will be borne by Zhongli!"

After Paimon finished reading, he looked at Zhongli happily.

"Zhongli, you are so kind. This is the first time I have seen such a generous person!"

Wu Ye's mouth twitched, but in the end he just paid for it himself.

Keqing handed over the gift she prepared: "Paimeng, I know you like to eat delicious food, so I asked the chef in the house to make Liyue's special snacks for you, including osmanthus cake, donkey roll and lotus cake. These."

"Wow! It's still Keqing, you understand me."

Paimon drooled with emotion.

"Little Paimon, I also prepared a gift for you."

"Oh! Grandpa Wu, what have you prepared for me?!"

Paimeng looked at Wu Yong with great anticipation, and then Wu Yong took out a book of "Chinese Language" from his arms.

"I heard from Xiaoye that you usually like to give people nicknames, but your cultural level is average. So I gave you the book "Chinese Language". You don't have to worry about not understanding it. I specially made up for the difficult points. After reading the comments, even the little girl named Yaoyao can understand it...you should be able to do it too."

Paimon smiled uglier than crying: "Okay, Grandpa Wu, thank you for your gift."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......"

Everyone except Wu Yong and Zhong Li laughed, and the air in the entire courtyard became happier.

......

"Everyone, let's eat the melon first. I'll go to the kitchen to cook."

Wu Ye took out two large watermelons at one time and shared them with everyone, then walked to the kitchen.

"Wu Ye, let me accompany you. I happen to have some research on cooking. Let's talk."

"Okay, Mr. Zhongli."

Others looked at their figures with slight confusion.

"It's okay, guest sir, he probably wants to learn cooking from Wu Ye. While there are many people, let's start reciting poems, right? I'll go first!"

Hutao shook his head and muttered to the watermelon:

"Good melons, round belly, long life~"

"It's me who eats melon, and it's me who gets bloated."

......

In the kitchen, Zhong Li was instructing Wu Ye to prepare the most precise proportion of shrimp and fish in the egg liquid.

Wu Ye was transferred several times but was evaluated as unqualified by Zhongli. He couldn't help complaining: "Father-in-law, do you want to be so particular?"

“Whether it’s eating or doing things, you can’t be careless in the slightest.”

Zhong Li nodded when he saw that Wu Ye had finally prepared the mixture successfully.

"Have you considered?"

"I've thought about it, let's do it the day after the ceremony. I plan to do it all at once. After all, I have other things to do next."

"Well, it's a few days earlier than I thought, but that's okay... Is there anything else you need my help with?"

"No need, you old man can just wait for retirement with peace of mind, but I have always had a problem in my mind."

"I'll answer as best I can."

Wu Ye looked at Zhongli seriously: "Do you have to give your God's Heart to the fools?"

Zhongli looked at the "Mingyue Egg" placed on the steamer. The rising water vapor gave off a fragrant smell.

"The heart of God is of no use to me..."

"So, are you going to exchange it for something more useful?"

Zhongli smiled and said nothing, then walked out of the kitchen.

Wu Ye looked at Zhongli's back angrily and said in his heart: "Tch! If you don't tell me, don't tell me. Mystery people are the most annoying. Wait until Hutao and I have a few babies, and you and grandpa will take care of them every day!"

As a result, Zhongli stumbled, then turned around and looked at Wu Ye with a strange expression.

Wu Ye looked concerned: "Master, you have to be careful when you walk!"

"Well, go ahead and cook."

......

"Hahaha, it's so delicious! I've been simmering it since last night, and it tastes just right!"

Wu Ye placed Xian Tiaoqiang in the middle of the dining table in the living room.

Paimon was a little curious: "What does it mean to jump over the wall?"

Kong explained: "It should be that after the immortal smelled the aroma, the immortal immediately ran out of the fairy mountain cave to taste it."

Wu Ye snapped his fingers: "That's right! I learned this dish from Fuyun Pavilion on Qingyunding."

"As the saying goes, when delicacies from mountains and seas are gathered together, the delicious food is delicious. Take a small bite of the soup and it will be smooth and tender; sip it for a few minutes and you will have a long aftertaste."

Paimeng was impatient: "Wu Ye, stop talking, let's use the chopsticks!"

"Wait a moment, there are still a few dishes in the kitchen. The monkey god will serve them with me."

The ape god Pi Dian Pi Dian followed Wu Ye out.

Looking at the ape god who was serving dishes and eating secretly, Wu Ye shook his head and smiled: "Ape god, when is your birthday?"

The ape god was a little disappointed: "Oh? Huh~ (Ah? I don't seem to have a birthday.)"

"Oh, no wonder you felt strange yesterday. Well, my birthday is March 6th, which is February 15th on the lunar calendar."

Wu Ye pondered for a while.

"Well, maybe you don't understand. Anyway, if you have the same birthday as me from now on, I will also make you a big cake made of fruit. You should like it, right?"

The ape god hugged Wu Ye excitedly: "Wuhu! Quack, quack, quack!"

"Hey! Don't knock the dishes over."