Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

June st.

The clear clouds are rippling, the wind is calm, the wooden curtains are moving slightly, and the colorful clothes are full of fragrance.

Near noon, Wu Ye first put the fruits into the spring water to cool down, then put on an apron and walked into the kitchen to set up a pot and light the fire.

At this time, Sora and Paimon arrived.

"Wu Ye, look! The cake the traveler made for me is super big!"

Paimon said excitedly at the top of his lungs as soon as he entered the courtyard.

"Okay, isn't it just a cake? How many times have you said this along the way?"

Sora smiled helplessly.

Paimon said seriously: "Oh, that's different. You made this for me with your own hands. I must share it with everyone."

The aroma of the stove overflowed outside the kitchen at the right time and blended into the breeze. Paimon smelled it and his mouth watered.

Paimon burst into the kitchen, his eyes shining: "Wow! Wu Ye, the delicious food you made in the kitchen must be for me, right?"

Wu Ye turned around and smiled: "Ang, Paimon is here."

"I am indeed making delicious food, but am I making it for myself?"

"Hmph, don't try to lie to me Paimon! Today is my smartest time. With such a big pot you set up, you must be cooking a big meal, right?"

Wu Ye clicked his tongue twice: "So, your birthday is the only day of the year. Paimon, your IQ is the same as that of the ape god?"

Paimeng held his little hands and was a little angry: "Wu Ye, what do you mean?! You are usually stupid like me. The Ape God only thinks about eating or eating, but I am different from him!"

Wu Ye was very interested: "Oh? What's the difference?"

Paimon raised his head proudly: "I'm not only thinking about eating, but also thinking about having fun!"

Wu Ye clapped his hands and praised: "As expected of you, but I was praising you just now. Don't get me wrong, because the ape god is so smart."

"Then where is the ape god now? Today is my birthday, where is he?"

Wu Ye murmured in the direction of the room where the Ape God lived: "He should be sleeping. He won't get up until it's time to eat. But it's understandable, the Ape God said he likes to practice in his dreams."

"Uh... I feel like he's just making excuses."

Paimon scratched his face, then thought of something. He looked behind him carefully and found Sora walking towards the living room carrying a big cake.

I saw her approaching Wu Ye and whispered: "Wu Ye, can you lend me some money."

Seeing Paimon rubbing his hands with an embarrassed look on his face, Wu Ye asked softly: "What's wrong? Is Sora short of money now?"

Paimon waved his hand: "No, the traveler and I have done a lot of commissions recently. He doesn't lack Mora, it's me..."

"Oh~" Wu Ye understood instantly, "You have used up all your personal money, right?"

Paimon quickly covered Wu Ye, and then looked behind him nervously: "Oh! Don't speak so loudly."

Seeing Paimeng's guilty look, Wu Ye couldn't help but laugh: "Today is your birthday. If you are really short of money, if you ask, Sora will definitely give it to you. Why do you need to ask me to borrow money?"

"Well..." Paimon gritted his teeth and told the truth, "I want to buy a sword for the traveler."

"Buying a sword?"

Paimon nodded.

"Hmm, I see that the edgeless sword in the traveler's hand has been used for a long time and has a lot of damage."

"A few days ago, I found a sword in the blacksmith shop 'Cold Wind Iron' in Chihuyan. I want to buy it for a traveler. The price is 10 million molad!"

"...But I don't have any extra money."

Wu Ye was curious: "What kind of sword is it?"

Paimon pondered for a while and then remembered: "That sword is called 'Trial Rock Cutting'. According to the master of the blacksmith shop, Lao Zhang, this is an ancient long sword hidden in the Black Rock Factory. It can cut through rocks with one swing." No roll.”

"He got this sword by chance, and spent a lot of materials to strengthen it to the extreme. He also spent a month refining it four times. In short, it took a lot of effort on his part, so he asked for such a high price."

Wu Ye nodded: "A fully-leveled and fully-refined four-star weapon originally costs 10 million molas, so for a five-star weapon..."

"Wu Ye, what are you talking about? What does four stars and five stars mean?"

"No no."

Wu Ye smiled, then took out a banknote from his arms and handed it to Paimeng.

"Ten million molas, right? You can take this banknote and exchange it at Feiyun Chamber of Commerce's bank."

"Wow~Wu Ye, you are so kind!"

Pamon burst into tears.

"I will definitely pay you back, although it will take a long time..."

Wu Ye smiled faintly: "It's okay. It's okay if you don't pay me back. As long as you are willing to help me in the future."

"How is that possible?! Wu Ye, you will be fine, but if you are really in danger in the future, Traveler and I will definitely help you."

"Pamon, I'm talking about you."

Paimon didn't reply, just sniffed with his little nose.

"Wu Ye, it seems like something is blurred."

"Aha?!"

Wu Ye quickly opened the lid of the pot.

"Here comes the water!"

......

"Wu Ye, Paimon, what were you talking about just now?"

Sora walked into the kitchen, and then immediately exited. Wu Ye and Paimon also ran out at the same time.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Everyone coughed for a while, and then saw smoke filling the kitchen.

It turned out that the vegetables in the pot were mushy just now. Wu Ye wanted Paimon to get some water and pour it into the pot, so as to make up for it and prevent the vegetables from being completely mushy.

As a result, Paimon poured water directly onto the firewood under the pot, causing thick smoke to billow instantly.

So except for Kong, Paimon and Wu Ye all had charcoal faces.

"Paimon, it turns out it was you who did the good deed!"

Kong was angry and gave her a chestnut.

Paimeng covered his head and looked at Wu Ye: "I'm sorry, I thought Wu Ye wanted me to put out the fire."

"It's okay, just wait until the smoke dissipates and start cooking again."

Wu Ye shrugged, then suddenly pointed at Paimon and started laughing.

"Hahaha, hahahaha... Sora, look, the flying little Heitan!"

Paimon stomped his feet angrily: "What! Wu Ye, you are no better! You, you, you...I am Little Heitan, then you are Big Heitan!"

"Traveller, what I said is right."

Hearing Paimon's words, Sora covered his mouth and tried his best to restrain himself from laughing.

"Wuhu! Haha?"

The ape god woke up at this time. As soon as he walked out of the room, he was a little shocked to see Paimon and Wu Ye.

Seeing Wu Ye nodding towards him, the ape god nodded, then rushed to Paimon's face and let out ruthless ridicule.

"Oh, ho, ho, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak! "

Wu Ye flexibly translated the words of the ape god.

"Ah! What do you mean by a flying fool?! It sounds so unpleasant, you monkey, I'm going to beat you to death!"

Paimon picked up the broom and chased the ape god all over the yard.

"Ape God, if you have the ability, don't run away!"

Paimon's answer was only a burst of laughter.

"Jiejiejie, Jiejiejiejiejie..."