Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

Jia Zhang's sarcastic voice rang in his ears, making He Yudong feel annoyed.

"Okay, stop talking. Can't you see that Shazhu is feeling uncomfortable now?" The second uncle Liu Haizhong scolded in a pretentious and majestic manner, but there was a hint of gloating in his tone.

"That's right. Shazhu is the cook in our courtyard. If anything happens to him, what will we eat in the future?" The third uncle Yan Bugui pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, his shrewd little eyes rolling around.

He Yudong looked at the group of "beasts" in front of him coldly, sneering in his heart. When he watched TV dramas in his previous life, he hated these hypocritical hypocrites. Now that he had the opportunity to experience it himself, he vowed to make these people pay the price!

"System, what is the condition of my body now?" He Yudong asked in his heart.

"Ding! The host's current physical condition is extremely poor. He is malnourished and severely physically exhausted. He urgently needs to replenish nutrition and rest." The system's cold voice sounded in his mind.

He Yudong secretly groaned in his heart. The condition of this body was worse than he had imagined. It seemed that if he wanted to survive in this world, he had to take good care of his body first.

"Uncle, I'm hungry..." He Yudong said weakly, while secretly observing Yi Zhonghai's reaction.

"Are you hungry? Okay, okay, I'll get you something to eat right away." Yi Zhonghai had a smile on his face and turned to walk out of the house.

He Yudong looked at Yi Zhonghai's back, with a sneer on his face. He knew that Yi Zhonghai was going to cook cornmeal porridge for him. When he watched TV dramas in his previous life, he knew that Yi Zhonghai liked to use cornmeal porridge to entertain the people in the courtyard.

"System, please help me keep an eye on Yi Zhonghai and see what he is up to." He Yudong said to the system in his heart.

"Ding! The system has locked onto the target person Yi Zhonghai and is monitoring him in real time."

After a while, Yi Zhonghai came in with a bowl of steaming cornmeal porridge, still with a hypocritical smile on his face.

"Silly Zhu, come here, drink this bowl of porridge to warm yourself up."

He Yudong looked at the bowl of watery cornmeal porridge in front of him and felt sick. He knocked over the bowl in Yi Zhonghai's hand, spilling the porridge all over him.

"What are you doing!" The smile on Yi Zhonghai's face disappeared instantly, replaced by anger and shock.

"I don't want to drink!" He Yudong suddenly sat up from the bed, pointed at Yi Zhonghai's nose and cursed, "Yi Zhonghai, stop being so hypocritical here. Don't you think I don't know your little tricks?"

Intense pain surged like a tide, He Yudong groaned, and his vision went dark. He felt as if his body was torn apart and pieced back together, and countless fragments of memories rolled in his mind.

"Zhu Zi, Zhu Zi! How are you?"

An anxious female voice sounded in his ears, with deep worry and a hint of barely perceptible panic. He Yudong tried to open his eyes, but found that everything in front of him was blurry, and he could only see a vague figure.

"Don't touch me!" He Yudong subconsciously waved away the hand. The instinct of a special forces soldier in his previous life made him alert to anyone who approached.

"Zhu Zi, what's wrong with you? I'm your sister-in-law!" The woman seemed frightened by his actions and her voice became sharp.

"Sister-in-law?" He Yudong was stunned for a moment. A calculating, sarcastic face flashed through his mind. He suddenly became furious. He sat up abruptly, grabbed the woman's wrist, and said through gritted teeth, "Qin Huairu, don't think I don't know what you are up to! Stop pretending to be sympathetic!"

"Ah!" Qin Huairu couldn't help but scream out in surprise as her wrist was pinched so hard that it hurt. She looked at the silly Zhu in front of her in disbelief, as if he had become a different person, with a hint of panic in her eyes.

"You...what did you call me?"

"What's the matter, Qin Huairu? We haven't seen each other for a few days, and you even forgot my name?" He Yudong sneered and shook off her hand. "I'm telling you, from now on, don't mess with me again, or don't blame me for turning my back on you!"

Qin Huairu was frightened by his momentum, staggered back a few steps, and sat down on the ground. She covered her red wrist with tears in her eyes, but she didn't dare to move forward.

"He Yudong, what are you crazy about?"

A slightly sarcastic voice came from the door. He Yudong looked up and saw Xu Damao standing at the door, watching the scene with a gloating look on his face.

"Hey, isn't this Xu Damao?" He Yudong sneered, got off the bed, and walked towards Xu Damao step by step, "Why, are you happy to see that Qin Huairu and I broke up?"

"I'm happy? What should I be happy about?" Xu Damao retorted calmly, but his eyes flickered and he didn't dare to look him in the eye.

He Yudong certainly knew what he was thinking. He just felt that there was an opportunity to take advantage of Qin Huairu. Thinking of this, he sneered in his heart, but his face remained calm.

"Xu Damao, let me tell you, Qin Huairu is not a good person. If you dare to hit on her, don't blame me for not warning you!"

He Yudong deliberately lowered his voice, with a hint of threat in his tone.

"You..." Xu Damao felt uneasy when he was staring at him. He subconsciously took a step back, but he stiffened his neck and said, "What does it have to do with you? I enjoy it!"

"Willing? I think you are tired of living!" He Yudong's eyes flashed coldly, and he kicked Xu Damao in the stomach...

He Yudong opened his eyes suddenly, and what he saw was not the familiar room, but a dilapidated adobe house. The roof was leaking light, the corners were full of debris, and a musty smell filled his nose.

"This... where is this?" He struggled to sit up, but felt dizzy and a large number of memory fragments flooded into his mind like a tide.

"Shazhu, are you okay?" A woman's voice came from the side, with a hint of concern, but it couldn't hide the calculation in her tone.

He Yudong turned his head and saw a plump woman wearing coarse clothes standing by the bed with a bowl of porridge. It was Qin Huairu.

"Qin Huairu?" He called out the name subconsciously, but his heart was full of disgust and vigilance.

"Yes, Shazhu, you have been unconscious for a whole day, and we were so worried." Qin Huairu said with a worried look on her face, but she couldn't hide the pride in the corner of her eyes.

He Yudong sneered. When he was watching TV dramas in his previous life, he couldn't like this scheming woman. Now that he had merged the memories of this body, he hated her to the core.

He knocked over the bowl of porridge in Qin Huairu's hand and said, "Get lost! Stop pretending like that!"

The porridge bowl fell to the ground with a crisp sound, and the white rice porridge splashed all over Qin Huairu. She was stunned at first, and then a trace of anger appeared on her face, "Silly Zhu, what are you doing? I took care of you with good intentions, and you..."

"Shut up!" He Yudong interrupted her rudely, "Qin Huairu, don't think I don't know what you're thinking. I'm telling you, from now on, don't mess with me!"

Qin Huairu was frightened by He Yudong's sudden anger. She opened her mouth and wanted to say something, but in the end nothing came out. Only a flash of resentment flashed in her eyes.

"Okay! Okay! Okay! Shazhu, you have guts! Just wait for me!" Qin Huairu gritted her teeth and uttered a harsh word, then turned around and slammed the door and left.

He Yudong looked at her departing back, a sneer appearing on the corner of his mouth.

"System, have the memories of the previous life been integrated?" he asked in his heart.

"Ding! Yes, host." The system's voice was cold and mechanical.

"Very good." He Yudong took a deep breath, his eyes gradually becoming fierce, "Qin Huairu, Yi Zhonghai, and Xu Damao, just wait for me. In this life, I will make you pay the price!"

At this moment, there was a sudden noise outside the door, mixed with Jia Zhang's sharp curses.

"Silly Zhu! You are such a heartless ungrateful bastard! How dare you hit my daughter-in-law! I will fight you!"

Immediately afterwards, the door was kicked open and Jia Zhang rushed in aggressively, holding a broom in her hand.

A cold light flashed in He Yudong's eyes. In his previous life, what he hated most was this kind of unreasonable old hag who took advantage of her age and was unreasonable!

He stood up suddenly, grabbed the broom in Jia Zhang's hand, twisted it hard, and broke the broom into two pieces.

"Ah!" Jia Zhang screamed and collapsed on the ground. She pointed at He Yudong and cursed, "Rebellion! Rebellion! You damn beast, you actually dared to hit an old man! God will not let you go!"

He Yudong sneered and approached Jia Zhang step by step, "Old hag, let me tell you, there is nothing in this world that I, He Yudong, dare not do! If you dare to provoke me again, believe it or not, I will beat you too!"

Jia Zhang was frightened by He Yudong's fierce eyes and trembled all over. Only then did she realize that He Yudong in front of her was no longer the silly Zhu who allowed them to bully her.

"What...what do you want to do?" Jia Zhang asked with a trembling voice, her eyes full of fear.

He Yudong didn't say anything, just looked down at her, with a smile full of evil and playfulness...

It took He Yudong a whole night to integrate the memories of his previous life.

When he opened his eyes again, the familiar room and familiar furnishings made him think for a moment that he had just had a dream.

"Ding! System prompt: There are 23 hours and 59 minutes left until the end of the first face-slapping mission. Please act as soon as possible, otherwise you will be randomly punished!"

The cold prompt sound of the system made He Yudong wake up instantly.

He jumped off the bed and walked quickly to the mirror.

In the mirror, there was a young face with thick eyebrows, big eyes and regular features, but the complexion was a little pale, and it was obvious that he had been malnourished for a long time.

"The original owner of this body is really a fool..." He Yudong laughed at himself, with a cold light flashing in his eyes, "But it doesn't matter, from today on, I will live for myself!"