Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

"Oh, my old waist! Shazhu, you bastard, you will die a horrible death!" Jia Zhang sat on the ground, slapped her thigh, and started to roll around in a rage.

When the neighbors heard the commotion, they all stuck their heads out to watch the excitement.

"What's going on? It's so early in the morning, Jia Zhang, what are you doing?"

"That's right, what did Shazhu do to you to make you so angry?"

When Jia Zhang saw people watching, she immediately perked up. She cried and complained, "Everyone, please come and judge for yourself. This idiot Zhu bullied us, an orphan and a widow! He...he..."

Jia Zhang was talking excitedly when suddenly she felt a powerful force coming from behind her. Before she could react, she was pulled up by this force.

"What...what are you going to do?" Jia Zhang looked at the man who suddenly appeared in front of her with horror and asked in a trembling voice.

The man smiled coldly, his voice low and dangerous: "What do you think?"

Qin Huairu's tears welled up in her eyes. She wanted to say something, but when she saw He Yudong's cold eyes, she swallowed the words back. What happened to Shazhu? He was not like this before. Could it be true, as the people in the hospital said, that He Yudong was tortured into this state by me?

With a "bang", the lights in He Yudong's room went out, and the last glimmer of hope in Qin Huairu's heart was shattered. She turned around weakly and returned home with tired steps.

Back in the house, He Yudong breathed a sigh of relief. Qin Huairu's tears and weakness had no effect on him. In his previous life, he was deceived by this woman for his entire life, and he never had a good day until his death. In this life, he will never repeat the same mistake again!

"System, open my property panel." He Yudong said silently in his heart.

A blue light screen appeared in front of him:

Host: He Yudong

Age: 25

Strength: 12 (normal 10)

Dexterity: 11 (normal 10)

Physical fitness: 13 (normal person 10)

Mental: 10 (normal person 10)

Skills: Cooking Mastery (Master Level)

Special abilities: none

System evaluation: A mediocre courtyard god of war who is good at nothing except cooking!

"System, are you fucking polite? What do you mean by useless? Is it not enough that I'm a good cook?" He Yudong couldn't help but complain.

The system ignored his complaints and continued, "Host, I have detected that your current emotions are fluctuating greatly. Do you want to proceed with the random skill draw?"

"Of course I want to draw!" He Yudong said without hesitation. Although this system is a bit harsh, the rewards it gives are still quite good.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill - Combat Mastery (Entry Level)!"

A stream of information poured into He Yudong's mind. He felt that he instantly had a deeper understanding of fighting, and various fighting techniques and moves emerged in his mind.

"Entry level? System, you are too stingy, aren't you?" He Yudong couldn't help but complain. After all, he was a reborn person, so couldn't he be given some more advanced skills?

The system's cold voice sounded again: "Host, please do not question the fairness of this system. Skill levels can be improved through acquired efforts. As long as the host practices diligently, one day he will become a master!"

"Okay, okay, you have the final say!" He Yudong shook his head helplessly and began to practice the newly acquired fighting skills in his mind.

The next morning, He Yudong got up early and went to the yard to exercise.

"Hey, Silly Zhu, the sun is rising from the west? You actually get up early to exercise?" Xu Damao's sarcastic voice came from behind.

He Yudong ignored him and continued doing warm-up exercises, but in his mind he was thinking about how to teach Xu Damao a lesson.

"Shazhu, you are not afraid of me, are you? Let me tell you, if you apologize to me now and lend me your bicycle for a few days, this matter will be forgotten. How about that?" Seeing that He Yudong ignored him, Xu Damao thought that He Yudong was afraid and became even more arrogant.

He Yudong slowly turned around and looked at Xu Damao, with a sneer on his face: "Xu Damao, you are probably still asleep, right? Do you think you deserve my apology?"

Seeing him like this, Xu Damao was a little nervous, but he refused to admit defeat: "Shazhu, what do you mean? You want to fight, right? I tell you, I've practiced before!"

"Practice? With your mediocre skills, how dare you show off in front of me?" He Yudong said, approaching Xu Damao step by step.

Seeing him coming at him aggressively, Xu Damao panicked. He backed away while saying in a timid tone, "Shazhu, you...you don't mess around! I...I'm the projectionist in the theater. If you dare to hit me, I'll...I'll tell my uncle!"

"Uncle? Do you think he's still protecting you?" He Yudong sneered, rushed to Xu Damao, and threw a punch...

"boom!"

With a muffled sound, Xu Damao fell to the ground, and blood gushed out of his nose instantly...

Qin Huairu stood at the door of He Yudong's house, tears of grievance welling up in her eyes, but she knew that now was not the time to cry. She had to find a way, Banggeng couldn't starve, and the Jia family couldn't do without Shazhu's help.

"Shazhu, I know you're still angry, but Banggeng is young and doesn't know much. Don't take it to heart." Qin Huairu's voice was a little tearful, and she looked so pitiful like a white lotus swaying in the wind.

Inside the house, He Yudong listened to Qin Huairu's words and sneered in his heart. Pretend, keep pretending! I was fooled by you in my previous life, do you think I will be fooled again in this life?

"Qin Huairu, don't try to play tricks on me! I'm telling you, I haven't settled the score with Banggeng for stealing the chicken. You'd better tell him to stay away from me in the future. If you dare to provoke me again, I'll deal with you too!" He Yudong deliberately raised his voice, his tone full of impatience.

Outside the door, Qin Huairu's heart sank when she heard He Yudong's words. She could tell that Sha Zhu was serious this time. It seemed that the old tricks no longer worked on him.

"Shazhu, you...how can you say that? Banggeng is also your brother, how can you just watch him die?" Qin Huairu bit her lip, her tone full of grievance and accusation.

"Brother? I don't have a sneaky brother like him!" He Yudong sneered, "Qin Huairu, I'm telling you, don't use these nonsense to pressure me! I'm not your sucker who can be manipulated by you!"

"Silly Zhu, you..." Qin Huairu wanted to say something else but was rudely interrupted by He Yudong.

"Get out! Don't make me say it for the third time!" He Yudong suddenly opened the door and cursed Qin Huairu, pointing at her nose.

Qin Huairu was startled by He Yudong's sudden action and staggered back a few steps. She looked at the strange man in front of her, her heart filled with fear and helplessness.

"Shazhu, you...you have changed..." Qin Huairu murmured to herself, and the tears in her eyes finally couldn't help but flow down.

"Get out!" He Yudong was too lazy to talk nonsense with her. He pushed her away and slammed the door.

Qin Huairu stood there, looking at the closed door with tears in her eyes, her heart filled with despair. She knew that from now on, everything between her and Sha Zhu was really over.

Back in the house, He Yudong breathed a long sigh of relief, and the feeling of frustration from his previous life was finally gone.

"System, how was your performance just now? Did you feel relieved?" He Yudong asked in his heart.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully slapping Qin Huairu in the face. Reward: 2 white flour buns. The reward has been sent to the system space. Please check it carefully."

"Just two steamed buns? You are too stingy!" He Yudong couldn't help but complain.

"Ding! System prompt: This system has generous rewards, host, please keep up the good work!"

"Okay, okay, it's my fault that I have to deal with such a stingy system like yours!" He Yudong shook his head helplessly, opened the system space, and took out two white steamed buns.

At this moment, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his mind, and then a strange memory flooded into his mind...

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden plot. The memories of the previous life are being integrated..."

"Previous life?" He Yudong widened his eyes, his heart filled with shock and disbelief.

It turns out that he is not from this world, but from a place called Earth. In his previous life, he was a special forces soldier, but unfortunately died during a mission. His soul traveled to this world and was bound to something called the "Super Face Slapping System".

"No wonder I am so familiar with Qin Huairu and Xu Damao. It turns out it's because I watched a TV series called "Love in the Courtyard" in my previous life..." He Yudong suddenly realized, and at the same time, a huge rage rose from the bottom of his heart.

"Qin Huairu, Xu Damao, and Yi Zhonghai, you are a bunch of hypocritical hypocrites. Since God has allowed me to live again, I will make you pay the price!" He Yudong clenched his fists, with a cold light flashing in his eyes...

The fused memories came flooding in like a tide, interweaving past and present lives, and He Yudong felt as if his head was about to explode. He covered his head in pain, rolled on the ground, and groaned in pain.

"Silly, what's wrong with you, silly?"

"Auntie, Shazhu seems to be ill, go call the doctor!"

"Don't just stand there, carry him into the house!"

There was a noisy sound in his ears, He Yudong endured the pain and tried to open his eyes. What came into view were several familiar faces, the protagonists in "The Courtyard Love": the first uncle Yi Zhonghai, the second uncle Liu Haizhong, the third uncle Yan Bugui, and Xu Damao and Sha Zhu's mortal enemy Jia Zhangshi.

"Where... am I?" He Yudong struggled to get up, but found that his body was too weak and he had no strength at all.

"Shazhu, are you okay? You scared me!" Yi Zhonghai asked with concern, but He Yudong clearly saw a trace of subtle disgust and contempt in his eyes.

"Silly Zhu, don't scare us, if anything happens to you, your damn father will crawl out of his grave to avenge you!"