Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

After a simple wash, He Yudong opened the door and prepared to go to the cafeteria to get breakfast.

As soon as I walked into the yard, I saw Jia Zhang standing at the door, cursing at Qin Huairu.

"You are such a jinx! You are such a money-loser! I have served you delicious food and drinks, and this is how you repay me? You didn't even cook me a hot meal in the early morning. Do you want to starve me to death?"

Qin Huairu lowered her head and said nothing, allowing Jia Zhang to point at her nose and scold her.

Seeing this scene, He Yudong curled up the corner of his mouth in a sneer.

"The show is about to begin..."

He strode up to Jia Zhang and asked in a bad tone, "Why are you howling like a ghost here so early in the morning? Can you let me sleep?"

Jia Zhang was cursing enthusiastically when she was interrupted and immediately became furious.

"Who was I thinking? Turns out it's you, Shazhu! What's the matter? You want to interfere when I'm scolding my daughter-in-law?" Jia Zhang put her hands on her hips, looking like a shrew scolding in the street.

"Silly Zhu?" He Yudong raised his eyebrows and sneered, "Which eye of yours saw that I am a silly Zhu?"

"You...if you are not Shazhu, who are you?" Jia Zhang was stunned for a moment and looked He Yudong up and down. She always felt that he was a little different today, but she couldn't tell what was wrong.

"I'm your uncle!" He Yudong was too lazy to talk nonsense with her. He pushed her away and walked straight to the cafeteria.

"Ouch! You little bastard, you dare to hit me? You are so rebellious!" Jia Zhang sat down on the ground and started rolling around.

The neighbors around heard the noise and came out of their houses to watch the fun.

"What happened? Why did Jia Zhang quarrel with Sha Zhu again so early in the morning?"

"Who knows? Maybe it's just for the food again!"

"What a fool! How could he end up with such a mama's boy? He deserves to be single for the rest of his life!"

Listening to the discussions around him, He Yudong did not pause at all, but instead quickened his pace.

He will let everyone know today that he is no longer the fool who allows himself to be bullied!

Arriving at the cafeteria, He Yudong walked straight to the window and knocked hard.

"Hey! Who is it? Why are you knocking? Can't you see I'm busy?" The cafeteria chef Liu Lan raised his head impatiently. When he saw that it was He Yudong, he was stunned. "Silly...Silly Zhu? Why are you...?"

He Yudong ignored her surprise and said directly: "Give me five steamed buns and two bowls of porridge!"

"Five... five steamed buns?" Liu Lan's eyes widened. "Silly Zhu, did you take the wrong medicine today? Can you finish it?"

"What do you care?" He Yudong impatiently took out the meal ticket and money from his pocket and slapped them on the window. "Hurry up and stop talking nonsense!"

Liu Lan was frightened by his fierce look and for a moment she even forgot to refute him and obediently prepared the food for him.

He Yudong took the plate, found an empty table, sat down, and began to eat voraciously.

He had more important things to do today and had no time to waste with these people.

Just then, a delicate voice sounded in his ears.

"Hey, isn't this Shazhu? Why are you eating here alone today? Where's Qin Huairu?"

He Yudong looked up and saw a gorgeously dressed woman standing in front of him with a playful smile on her face.

It was Xu Damao’s wife, Lou Xiao’e.

Lou Xiao'e was wearing a pink floral shirt and black trousers that showed off her beautiful figure. Her black and shiny hair was draped over her shoulders, making her look particularly charming. She put one hand on her waist and gently played with her hair by her ear with the other hand. There was a playful smile on her face, and her eyes were moving with a hint of provocation and amusement.

He Yudong looked up at her, but ignored her provocation and lowered his head to continue eating his buns. This woman clearly wanted to see him laugh. In the past, the original owner, Sha Zhu, was obedient to her and followed her every command. But his attitude now made Lou Xiaoe feel a little unhappy.

"What's wrong? Silly Zhu, why are you daydreaming? Are you thinking about Qin Huairu? I heard that she had another fight with Jia Zhang this morning, and now I don't know where she is hiding and crying." Seeing that He Yudong ignored her, Lou Xiao'e became even more upset and continued to speak in a sarcastic tone.

"What does it have to do with you?" He Yudong replied coldly.

"Oh, are you really angry? I just care about you. I'm afraid that you will worry about Qin Huairu, so I came to tell you." Lou Xiao'e smiled softly with her hands covering her mouth, with a hint of pride in the corners of her eyes and eyebrows.

"You don't need to pretend to be kind." He Yudong put down the steamed bun in his hand, stood up, looked down at Lou Xiaoe, and said word by word, "Don't be so sarcastic in front of me in the future. I'm not the silly Zhu I used to be!"

"You..." Lou Xiao'e was shocked by He Yudong's sudden momentum, and didn't know what to say for a moment. She stared blankly at the man in front of her, and felt that he seemed to have become a different person, exuding a cold breath, which made her feel a little scared.

"Get out!" He Yudong was too lazy to talk nonsense with her and spat out one word coldly.

"You..." Lou Xiao'e was so angry that she was shaking all over, but she didn't dare to say anything. She glared at He Yudong fiercely, turned around and left the cafeteria.

Looking at Lou Xiao'e's angry back, He Yudong's mouth curled up into a sneer. This woman, relying on her beauty and family background, is showing off in the yard all day long. Does she really think that everyone should spoil her?

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the system!"

At this moment, a cold mechanical voice sounded in He Yudong's mind.

"System? What system?" He Yudong was shocked and asked quickly in his mind.

"This system is the 'strongest face-slapping system'. The host can obtain points and rewards by completing the tasks issued by the system, thereby improving his own strength and reaching the peak of his life!" The mechanical voice of the system sounded again.

"Face-slapping system? The pinnacle of life?" He Yudong was stunned for a moment, then he was overjoyed. This system came at the right time! With this system, he could not only get rid of his identity as a fool, but also thrive in this world!

"Ding! The host's current mood swings are detected. Now issuing a novice task: teach Jia Zhang a lesson! Task reward: points +100, and a random skill draw."

The system's voice sounded again.

"Jia Zhang?" A cold light flashed in He Yudong's eyes.

He Yudong slowly raised his head and looked up and down at the gorgeously dressed woman in front of him - Xu Damao's wife, Lou Xiao'e.

Speaking of which, Lou Xiao'e was quite good-looking, with fair skin and a plump figure. It was just that Xu Damao was not ambitious enough, which made her a widow.

Thinking of this, He Yudong showed a hint of sarcasm at the corner of his mouth: "Oh, who did I think it was? Isn't this Comrade Lou Xiao'e, the flower of our courtyard! What's the matter? Are you free to come to the cafeteria to inspect the work today?"

Lou Xiao'e hated it most when people talked about her and Xu Damao, especially in such a public occasion. She felt embarrassed when He Yudong teased her like that.

"Silly Zhu, watch your mouth! Who inspected the work? Can't I have breakfast?" Lou Xiao'e rolled her eyes at him and deliberately raised her voice, "Besides, what's wrong with my man? He's a projectionist after all, and he's paid by the government, so he's much better than you!"

"Oh, look at what you said, a projectionist is so great? It's just showing a movie, who can't do it!" He Yudong pretended to be unconvinced, "Besides, who doesn't know your man's abilities? Only you treat him like a treasure!"

"You..." Lou Xiao'e was so angry that her face turned pale. She pointed at He Yudong's nose and couldn't speak for a long time.

When the people eating around heard the noise, they put down their chopsticks and watched the show with interest.

"What's wrong with this idiot today? He's like he's taken gunpowder and bites whoever he catches?"

"Who knows? Maybe it's menopause!"

"I think he is tired of living. He actually dared to challenge Lou Xiao'e. He doesn't even consider his own character!"

Listening to the discussions around him, He Yudong sneered in his heart.

Provoking someone is the most effective way to deal with such an arrogant woman.

As expected, Lou Xiao'e was completely enraged by He Yudong's words. She slammed the table and pointed at his nose and cursed: "He Yudong, stop being so sarcastic! I tell you, my man is a hundred times, a thousand times better than you! You are a bastard who has no parents to teach you. You deserve to be single for the rest of your life!"

"Snapped!"

He Yudong stood up suddenly and slapped the table with his hand, making a loud noise, which scared the people around him and made them quiet down immediately.

"Lou Xiao'e, keep your mouth shut!" He Yudong's face turned pale, with a dangerous light flashing in his eyes. "Don't think that I won't hit you just because you're a woman!"

Lou Xiao'e was frightened by his ferocious look and subconsciously took a few steps back, but she refused to admit defeat: "What? You still want to hit a woman? Come on! Hit me! If you dare to touch me today, I will go to the street to sue you and let everyone see what kind of person you are!"

He Yudong took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart.

He has more important things to do today and can't waste time here.

"Okay, Lou Xiao'e, you have guts! Let's wait and see!"

He Yudong said something harsh, picked up the plate, turned around and left.

As I walked to the cafeteria door, a cold mechanical voice suddenly rang in my mind.

"Ding! The host is detected to be in an agitated state. Now start the emergency task: slap Lou Xiao'e in the face and maintain the host's dignity!"

“Quest Reward: Cooking Mastery (Intermediate)”

"Mission failed: Randomly reduce one of the host's attributes!"

Hearing the prompt sound of the system in his mind, He Yudong stopped abruptly and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Lou Xiao'e, you asked for this!"

He turned around abruptly and walked towards Lou Xiao'e with big strides, a dangerous light flashing in his eyes...