Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

At this moment, a clear female voice sounded not far away. He Yudong and the old man stopped at the same time and looked in the direction of the voice. They saw a young girl wearing a lingerie and two pigtails standing at the entrance of the grove, looking at them angrily.

Who is this girl?

......

"Stop! What are you two youngsters doing in broad daylight?!"

He Yudong was startled by the sudden sound. He loosened his grip and the girl broke free from his arms, adjusting her clothes with a flushed face.

He Yudong looked up and saw an old man in a Zhongshan suit and a cane standing not far away, looking at them angrily. The old man was short and fat, with a beer belly and a bald head like a boiled egg, with only a circle of sparse hair clinging stubbornly on the edge of his head, swaying gently in the breeze.

"You, you guys..." The old man was so angry that his beard stood up, "This is totally immoral! How shameless!"

"Uncle, you misunderstood!" He Yudong quickly explained, "She and I are not in the relationship you think!"

"It's not that kind of relationship?!" The old man obviously didn't believe it. "If it's not that kind of relationship, why are you hugging the girl's legs?!"

"I..." He Yudong was speechless. He couldn't say that he was asking the girl to borrow his bellyband, right?

"What do you mean by 'I'?!" The old man got even angrier when he saw He Yudong didn't say anything. "Young people nowadays are really corrupt and their morals are no longer the same as they used to be! Back then..."

The old man began a long speech reminiscing about the good and bad times, from how he lived a hard and simple life when he was young to how the social atmosphere is corrupt nowadays. He Yudong and the girl both felt drowsy after listening to him.

"Uncle," He Yudong couldn't help it, "It's getting late now, how about we talk another day?"

"What are you talking about?!" The old man glared at He Yudong. "Do you think I want to talk to you? I'm telling you, this matter is not over today! You must apologize to the girl!"

"Apologize?!" He Yudong was stunned for a moment, "Why should I apologize? I didn't do anything to her!"

"You haven't done anything yet?!" The old man pointed at the girl's nose, "Look at how scared you made her. Her face turned pale!"

He Yudong then noticed that the girl's face was indeed pale and beads of sweat appeared on her forehead. She was obviously frightened by what had just happened.

"Girl, are you okay?" He Yudong asked with concern.

The girl shook her head and said nothing. She just lowered her head and nervously twisted the corners of her clothes with her hands.

"Look, the girl is scared by you!" The old man pointed at He Yudong's nose and cursed, "Do you have any conscience?!"

"Uncle, I really don't mean any harm..." He Yudong tried to explain, but was rudely interrupted by the old man.

"No ill intentions?! If you didn't have any ill intentions, why would you hold on to the girl's legs and not let go?!" The old man pointed at He Yudong's nose and cursed, "I have lived for most of my life, and I have never seen someone as shameless as you! You are simply a scum! A scum! A parasite of society!"

"I..." He Yudong was scolded badly, but he was powerless to refute. He could only watch the old man drag the girl away.

"Ding! The host's emotions are detected to be fluctuating greatly. Do you want to turn on the emotion shielding function?" The system's prompt sound suddenly sounded in He Yudong's mind.

"Emotional shielding function? What is that?" He Yudong asked in his heart.

"The emotion shielding function can shield all negative emotions of the host, allowing the host to always remain calm and rational." The system explained.

"There is such a good thing?!" He Yudong immediately became interested, "Quick, open it for me!"

"Ding! The emotion shielding function has been activated."

As the system prompt sounded, He Yudong felt a cool air flow into his head, and the anger, grievance, shame and other negative emotions in his heart disappeared without a trace in an instant, and were replaced by an unprecedented calmness and indifference.

"Fuck, this feeling..." He Yudong couldn't help but sigh, "It's so cool!"

He stretched his muscles and felt full of strength, as if he had endless energy.

"System, this emotion shielding function is too awesome, right?!" He Yudong said excitedly, "Will no one be able to make me angry from now on?"

"That's the theory," the system replied, "but the emotional shielding function cannot completely isolate external stimuli. If the host is stimulated too much, it is still possible to break through the emotional shielding."

"Is that so..." Although He Yudong was a little disappointed, he soon felt relieved, "Forget it, it's better to have it than nothing."

He looked at the direction the old man and the girl left, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth:

"Interesting, it seems that the "missions" in this world are more exciting than I thought..."

He Yudong was startled by the sudden voice. His hands loosened and the girl quickly broke free from his arms. She straightened her messy clothes, pointed at He Yudong and complained to the old man: "Uncle, it's him! He tried to molest me!"

He Yudong stared at the scene in front of him with his eyes almost popping out: No, girl, this is over before it even started, you are too professional at scamming people, aren't you? !

The old man was furious when he heard this. He knocked the ground with his cane and shouted angrily, "You little bastard! How dare you do such a shameless thing in broad daylight! Are you worthy of the education of the Party and the country? Are you worthy of your parents' upbringing?"

He Yudong opened his mouth and wanted to explain, but found that he had no idea how to explain.

Why is it that no one believes the truth these days?

He had no choice but to look to the girl next to him for help, hoping that she would have a change of heart and help him explain.

However, the girl seemed to have not noticed his gaze at all. She just crossed her arms and looked at him with an expression that showed she was enjoying a good show.

He Yudong: ...

"Young comrade, do you have anything else to say?" Seeing that He Yudong didn't say anything, the old man thought that he was guilty, so his tone became even harsher.

"Uncle, I..." He Yudong was about to explain but was interrupted by the system's voice.

"Ding! It is detected that the host is in a very dangerous situation. Now start the emergency task: escape from the scene!"

"Mission Reward: Gain a random bodily function."

"Mission penalty: Randomly lose one bodily function."

He Yudong: ...

Damn! Is the system trying to mess with me?

Seeing that the old man was getting more and more excited, and the cane in his hand was about to hit him in the face, He Yudong didn't care about anything else and ran away.

"Don't run! Stop!" The old man didn't expect He Yudong to dare to run. He was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, and chased after him with his crutch raised.

"Oh, my old waist!" The old man chased for two steps and was so tired and out of breath that he had to stop to rest.

"Little bastard! Don't let me catch you! Otherwise I will..."

Before the old man could finish his words, he saw He Yudong coming back with a brick in his hand, looking at him with a smile.

Old man:......

Wait, isn't this plot direction a bit wrong?

"Uncle, what did you say just now? I didn't hear it clearly." He Yudong walked up to the old man with a smile and turned the brick in his hand, which made the old man feel creepy.

"No, nothing..." The old man swallowed. He finally realized that he seemed to have offended someone he shouldn't have offended.

"Uncle, look, it's getting late. Why don't you go back and have some rest? I won't see you off." He Yudong patted the old man's shoulder with a smile, then turned around and ran, faster than a rabbit.

Old man:......

This kid is definitely not a good person!

......

On the other side, He Yudong ran all the way until he was sure that the old man had not caught up with him, then he stopped to catch his breath.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the mission! Rewards are now issued: the host has obtained the skill of 'Photographic Memory'!"

"Photographic memory?" He Yudong was stunned for a moment, then he was overjoyed.

This is a good thing!

With this skill, will he have to worry about failing exams in the future?

"System, how do I use this skill?" He Yudong asked impatiently.

"The host only needs to concentrate to permanently store the content he wants to remember in his brain." The system explained.

"So simple?" He Yudong picked up a stone from the ground with doubt, then concentrated his attention and stared at it for a few seconds.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully memorizing the 'Stone'!"

As the system sounded, all the information about the stone emerged in He Yudong's mind: shape, color, weight, material...

Even a few tiny cracks on the stone are clearly visible!

"Awesome!" He Yudong couldn't help but exclaimed.

With this skill, wouldn't he be able to become a walking encyclopedia in the future?

Thinking of this, He Yudong's mood suddenly improved. He hummed a little tune and walked leisurely towards the courtyard.

However, he didn't know that at this moment, in a corner of the courtyard, a pair of eyes were staring at him closely...

He Yudong stared blankly at the old man in front of him, searching for information about him quickly in his mind.

"Uncle, you are..." the girl asked timidly. She was obviously confused by this sudden change.

The old man coughed lightly, and slowly straightened his Zhongshan suit. Then he said in a tone of regret: "Young man, my name is Yi Zhonghai, and I am the eldest uncle of this courtyard. How can you two young people hug each other in broad daylight?"

An uncle?!

He Yudong was suddenly startled, and then he realized that he was now in a world full of love in Siheyuan!

And this old man in front of me is the legendary Yi Zhonghai who is hypocritical, likes moral blackmail, but always shoots himself in the foot? !

"No, sir, please listen to my explanation. Things are not what you think..."