Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

Chapter 875: Too Shallow

"What I said is true!" He Yudong pretended to be serious. "I just felt a demonic aura on you. This demonic aura is very weak. It should have just been entangled with you not long ago."

"Demon spirit?" The girl subconsciously touched her arm and felt a chill coming over her. "I, why didn't I feel it?"

"That's because you are too inexperienced to feel it." He Yudong said seriously, "Only a powerful demon catcher like me can detect it."

"Then, what should I do?" The girl was obviously frightened by He Yudong's nonsense, and her face was full of panic.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here, everything will be fine." He Yudong patted his chest, looking confident, "I'll help you get rid of the evil spirits now!"

After saying that, He Yudong pretended to take out a yellow talisman from his pocket and muttered something.

"The sky and the earth are boundless, the universe borrows the law, hurry up and obey the command!"

After reciting the spell, He Yudong suddenly stuck the yellow talisman on the girl's forehead.

"Ah!" The girl screamed, and then she felt a black screen in front of her eyes and lost consciousness.

Seeing this, He Yudong quickly reached out to support her and gently placed her on the ground.

"System, is the mission completed?" He Yudong said silently in his heart.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task and receiving the reward: a powerful pill." The system's prompt sounded in his mind.

He Yudong immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this system was reliable and did not malfunction.

He looked down at the unconscious girl and felt a little sorry.

"I'm sorry, girl. I had no choice." He Yudong muttered softly, "When you wake up later, I will explain everything to you and apologize to you."

He Yudong stood up from the ground and was about to leave, but suddenly he felt a strange breath coming from behind him.

He turned around suddenly and saw that the unconscious girl had opened her eyes at some point and was looking at him with a playful expression.

"You, you're awake?" He Yudong said guiltily.

"What? Are you disappointed to see that I'm still alive?" The girl slowly stood up from the ground, patted the dust off her body, and sneered, "I really underestimated you. I didn't expect you to dare to play tricks on me!"

He Yudong suddenly felt his scalp tingling and an ominous premonition came to his mind.

"You, what do you mean?" He Yudong said, pretending to be calm, "I don't understand what you are saying."

"I don't understand?" The girl snorted coldly, "Then let me help you recall, how did you trick me just now, saying that I was haunted by a monster and that you wanted to help me get rid of the monster?"

He Yudong opened his mouth and wanted to explain, but found that he had no way to defend himself.

"You, who are you?" He Yudong realized that he had offended someone he shouldn't have offended, and his voice trembled a little.

The girl did not answer his question, but walked towards him slowly with graceful steps, her aura growing stronger with every step.

"Guess?" The girl walked up to He Yudong, stopped, and a dangerous smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

He Yudong suddenly felt as if he was being stared at by a prehistoric beast, and all the hair on his body stood up.

He wanted to run away, but found that his legs felt like they were filled with lead and he couldn't move at all.

"You, what do you want to do?" He Yudong's voice was trembling, almost crying.

"What do you think?" The girl stretched out her slender jade fingers and gently lifted He Yudong's chin. Her tone was as cold as ice. "Tell me, how should I punish you?"

The girl was obviously stunned by He Yudong's sudden request. She stared at He Yudong with wide eyes as if he were an alien. It took her a while to find her voice:

"You, what did you say?!"

"I said...can I borrow your bellyband..." He Yudong himself felt that it was a bit difficult to say this, but he still repeated it again.

"You, what do you want my bellyband for?!" The girl's voice began to tremble. She subconsciously took two steps back, clasped her hands tightly against her chest, and looked at He Yudong with vigilance.

"I, I'm not the kind of person you think I am!" He Yudong knew she had misunderstood when he saw the girl's reaction, and he quickly explained, "I borrowed your bellyband because I need it urgently!"

"What's the emergency?!" The girl didn't believe it at all. She just thought that the man in front of her was a pervert and most likely a flower thief!

"I..." He Yudong hesitated for a long time and couldn't figure out how to explain. He couldn't say that he needed to use her bellyband to complete the system task, right?

"Ding! There are two minutes left until the end of the mission!" The system's prompt sounded again, as if urging He Yudong to act quickly.

Two minutes? !

He Yudong was sweating profusely from anxiety. He made up his mind and decided to tell the truth: "It's like this, I am actually a reborn person, and a system is bound to me. Now it has issued a task to me, and I need your bellyband..."

"Reborn? System? Mission? Bellyband?!" The girl was confused. She felt as if she had accidentally entered a strange film set.

"I know this sounds incredible..." He Yudong tried to convince her, "but I really have no ill intentions. If you don't believe me, I can swear..."

"You don't have to swear!" The girl interrupted him directly. She looked He Yudong up and down, and suddenly burst out laughing. "I say, can you make up a more credible story? Reborn? System? Why don't you say you are an emperor who traveled through time?"

He Yudong: ...

"Ding! There is one minute left until the end of the mission!" The system's prompt sound mercilessly reminded He Yudong that time was running out.

"Comrade, I beg you, just treat me as a mad dog talking nonsense, and lend me your bellyband! I really need it urgently!" He Yudong was about to cry. He knelt in front of the girl and hugged her legs. "I beg you!"

The girl was startled by He Yudong's sudden action. She struggled desperately, but could not get rid of He Yudong's "magic circle of love":

"You, you let me go! If you don't let me go, I will call for help!"

"Help! There's a pervert here!"

"Someone come!......"

The girl's cry for help echoed in the quiet grove, startling a flock of birds.

"Ding! Mission failed!" The system's prompt sounded cold and ruthless.

"Host mission failed, now the penalty mechanism is activated..."

"Punishment content: The host will randomly lose a bodily function..."

"Punishment countdown: ten, nine, eight, seven..."

He Yudong: ...

Damn! What a lousy system!

......

At this critical moment, an old voice suddenly sounded not far away:

"Stop! What are you two youngsters doing in broad daylight?!"

He Yudong and the girl looked up at the same time, and saw an old man in a Zhongshan suit and a cane standing not far away, looking at them angrily.

Who is this old man?

......

He Yudong was stunned. He stared at the scene in front of him blankly, his mind was blank. The countdown of the system punishment came to an abrupt end, replaced by a series of tinnitus.

"Who is this old man? Where did he come from?" He Yudong secretly groaned in his heart. He secretly glanced at the girl next to him and saw that her clothes were disheveled, her cheeks were flushed, and there were tears in her eyes. She looked pitiful.

"It's over. I can't wash myself clean even if I jump into the Yellow River!" He Yudong wailed in his heart.

Seeing that He Yudong didn't say anything, the old man thought that he had caught him in the act. He was too guilty to say anything, so he scolded him even more indignantly: "Young people nowadays are really morally corrupt! In broad daylight, they actually did such immoral things. It's a disgrace to us older generations!"

When the girl heard this, she immediately refused to listen. She pushed He Yudong away, pointed at his nose and cursed: "You stinky rascal, who says you are an older generation? Stop spitting bloody words here!"

"Oh my, how can you talk like that, little girl? I'm teaching you, why don't you know what's good for you?" The old man was so angry at the girl's sudden rebuttal that he pointed at the girl with his beard puffed and glared, unable to speak for a long time.

"I'm telling you, I'm a virgin, and you, a jerk, touched me and tried to steal my things!" The girl felt more and more aggrieved, tears falling like pearls from a broken string, "If this old man hadn't passed by, I would have been..."

"Grandpa, please make the decision for me!" The girl grabbed the old man's arm and cried bitterly.

He Yudong stared at the farce in front of him in amazement. He felt like a duck being roasted on a fire, and no matter how he explained it, he couldn't make it clear.

"Girl, don't cry. Tell me slowly what happened." The old man was softened by the girl's crying. He patted the girl's shoulder gently and comforted her softly.

The girl sobbed and recounted the whole story. Of course, she deliberately concealed the matter of the bellyband. She only said that He Yudong wanted to molest her and tried to steal her personal belongings.

After hearing the girl's cry, the old man was furious. He turned around abruptly, pointed at He Yudong's nose and cursed: "You stinky boy, you are so young and yet you dare to do such a heinous thing. Today, I will enforce justice on behalf of heaven and teach you a lesson!"

After saying that, the old man swung his cane and hit He Yudong.

He Yudong was so frightened when he saw this that he dodged the old man's attack and explained loudly, "Uncle, you misunderstood. This is not the case. Please listen to my explanation!"

However, the old man didn't listen to He Yudong's explanation at all. The crutch in his hand fell down like raindrops, hitting He Yudong so hard that he ran away with his head in his hands, unable to fight back.

"Stop! What are you doing?!"


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