I open a restaurant in hell

Dante: "Come back when you have time! You two! Let's go slowly!" Yeah! It seems it’s time to consider opening a restaurant somewhere else!

Dante waved goodbye to the red and white figure...

Now Dante is free again...

"Hey~ The system came out... Let's talk about what happened to the clothes..." Dante sat on the chair and touched the hard mask and sighed.

[Host...this situation! That's the situation! But you can’t blame me! Right? It's because I care about you! Love you! I understand you! All for your own good! ]

Is it all for my own good?

Why does it feel like my stepmother is educating me?

[Think about it! I saw your pants are very torn! I will arrange 600 pairs of underwear for you immediately! You said you have nothing to wear! I have arranged another daily maid outfit for you! And it’s almost out of stock! What a pitiful system! You understand me, right? ]

This tone is really...but! I’m not Sister Li!

"I understand you, right?" Dante gritted his teeth and fiddled with his maid uniform.

"It's okay if a maid is equipped with a hairpin! But! How can she wear a black pantyhose!" Dante said, "Pah!" and patted the panties on the front desk!

[Fuck...this! this! This... how about changing to a different color? ] The system's tone is hesitant and even has some expectations?

"Fuck me! Fuck the system! Fuck it!" Dante was so angry that he was incoherent.

T-string: It’s none of my business~(?-w-`)

Dante couldn't imagine what would happen if what fell out was not a hairpin but a thong...

Caught in a thong...disliked...spread around hell...no one comes to my restaurant...ultimately ruined!

[It’s not that serious anymore, host~ Maybe it will make you famous! You will get more customers! ]

Dante: ...It’s better not to come to such guests!

【The mission has been completed! let's make friends! 】

[Congratulations on receiving the award! Skill: "Adsorption" (System annotation: Oye~ It sucks so tightly!...I said this is a vacuum cleaner! Do you believe it?)]

I do not believe...

Dante clicked on the skill bar.

There is an additional [Devil Platform] in terms of abilities.

[Skills: Pat something when it’s broken·Cooking proficiency·Mixed martial arts proficiency·Adsorption (you can attach yourself to anything! You can also attach objects to each other! Attention! It’s anything~)]

I understand the truth, but why should I emphasize it? Forget it! How about trying a new skill!

Dante wanders over to the left wall.

Can attach itself to anything...

Adsorption... is it possible that I can do it? The man failed!

Dante looked at his gloved hand and slowly put his hand on the wall and slowly put his other hand up...

Dante climbed to the roof and looked down with his eyes gradually getting excited, "woooooo! ho!" Please refer to Bully Maguire here!

The man who failed...I am determined!

Definitely began to slowly move his hands away from the wall and use his feet to suck himself up to the wall.

Become!

"System! Finally gave me the most useful skill! I thought you would give me garden baby pajamas!" Finally it's not something weird anymore!

[Why! what's up! It's all what I should do! ]Garden baby pajamas? Will you see if there are any pajamas of this type next time? The name of the garden baby is quite cute...

Dante continued to climb up and stood on the ceiling, without the top hat falling due to the influence of gravity.

"I'm going! System, I feel like I can be Dracula! I want to drink your blood! No, no, no!" As he spoke, Dante stretched out his hand and took a few steps forward like a zombie.

The system interrupts its host's bronze-level performance [Host, have you ever seen a vampire? Have you seen "The Twilight Saga"? Or you can think of it this way! Get yourself in! ]

[There is a black castle on an isolated island! Thunderstorm! An adventurer who is not afraid of death comes in to take shelter from the rain! The castle is in disrepair and the roof is leaking, tick! Tick! ]

[The adventurer who came in lit a candle and moved forward slowly! There was a piano in the middle of the big castle that had fallen into a heavy layer of dust and dense cobwebs... He didn't notice that there were two scarlet Wang Yuan in a corner of the roof watching his every move! ]

Dante quickly interrupted the system and said, "Okay! No more playing! My bench has moved!"

[Host, you are a vampire, what are you afraid of? ]

"I turned myself into an adventurer..."

[......stupid*]

"Ban"

[Why! You he...]

Now what should I do with these clothes... It seems that the apron can still be used after cutting off the corners. Forget about this black skirt and put it in the closet for now. Oh~ I'm hungry and have something to eat first!

One minute later——

The more Dante thought about it, the more worried he became, so he went upstairs again and read: "No! No! No! I don't wear that thing either! Why put it in the closet? What would a burglar think if he saw that thing in my closet? Throw it away!"

System: Well...it seems there is no hope...

Dante came out of the back door of the restaurant and threw the maid's dress into the trash can. But when he was about to go in, he thought of what the system said...

Popular items...out of stock soon...good things for spring and summer...carefully selected...

Although the last sentence is redundant, I feel it would be a shame to throw it away...

Dante thought for a while and asked, "How much is the system's estimated value for this maid outfit?"

[Priceless treasure! ! ! ]

Dante: "Can't I go to ********** and talk to the system! It's a priceless treasure! I think you fought Xixi for 9 yuan to grab it!"

System: He scolded you so dirty... I really didn't lie to you...

[Okay~ Seriously, this maid costume is worth 2250 yuan or more! First of all, I am not a profiteer. According to the currency of this world, it is true... So! Don't throw it away! Don’t sell it either! Wouldn’t it be nice to keep it for yourself? You can just take it out and enjoy it when you’re bored! ] The system doesn’t want to give up yet...

After hearing the price, Dante put the clothes away and said to the system, "I admire your mother's size! I appreciate it! I can't use such a good thing! So don't waste it and sell it!" He said but listened. She put on her maid uniform and went up to the second floor to straighten her clothes in front of the mirror.

"The system must tell me correctly when I ask for directions now... If you dare to take me to a strange place, you will be banned for a month. Do you understand?" Dante said with a slightly threatening tone.

[good! good! good! OK, OK! knew! knew! Is it really okay for the host to go out? ]

"To be honest, I'm already immune..." Dante said as he walked around the restaurant and found an iron chain, but it seemed to be wet with water...

But Dante still tied the chain tightly around the restaurant door.

But looking ahead, he said confidently, "Okay, the system will start leading the way!"

[Hey! There must be a cool BGM here later! ]

Are we going to release...freshmen from junior high school?

[Goodbye, mom~I will sail away tonight~~]

Dante:...It has to be you, Dog System!

——(I am deeply sorry for my slow update! I also want to thank a donor for his kindness to me! Let me talk about everyone who visited my grave and put incense on it! Why don’t you just pull weeds when you sweep my tomb? You can still put on incense! But No mosquito coils!) - The above words are not included in the official article...