I open a restaurant in hell

Ah~♂What a beautiful day!

In the orange-red sky, flying... "birds"?

The so-called "bird" in the sky looks like a vulture, but its body is as big as an ostrich! It wasn't flying very high, so Dante could see it clearly.

And he was holding a very thick cigarette in his mouth, and he took a big drag! The key is that Dante gave Dante a look with contempt in his eyes...

Only then did Dante understand the meaning of the sentence "The woods are big and there are all kinds of birds!"....

[Goodbye Mom! I'm going on a long voyage tonight! ]

Dante, who had gone out to sell the maid uniform, stopped at the door of the restaurant and said helplessly: "Can we stop playing music in the system? Just leave peacefully!"

[You really don’t understand my good intentions at all...] ​​The system said this with the same tone as an old father to an unfilial son.

Dante:...You're so careful! I won’t end up selling women’s clothes on the street! !

"Oh~ Forget it, I won't argue with you." Dante sighed, straightened his clothes again, and just took a few steps because the system stopped.

[stop! Your walking posture is like someone else's vacation but you have to work overtime! Come on, let's correct your walking posture! ]

And there is no overtime pay...

[head! Don't look at the ground as if you have cervical spondylosis! Keep your eyes straight ahead! Keep your head high! Although you haven’t, you might in the future! ]

Dante:? ? ?

[Then your hands can’t be idle and you have to move them! Summon your stick! Behind your hands! If a demon is watching you! If you just stare into his eyes, he will definitely look away first! ]

Dante corrected his walking posture according to the system's instructions, and his momentum suddenly increased!

How powerful is the momentum? The native demons passing by speeded up their pace unconsciously when they saw Dante!

Scarlet eyes, white noseless "face", and an outfit full of oppression!

After a while, Dante gradually got used to this feeling and said: "This... seems pretty good..."

[right! So! Our destination is the clothing store in the cannibal area of ​​Wumang City! ]

Dante asked: "Is it very far?"

[There is no clear time. There are too many uncertain factors on the road. The uncertain factors include but are not limited to the criminals encountered on the road looking for trouble, encounters with robberies, car accidents, and being poked! Driven by desire and a series of uncertain factors! Please host never forget your original intention! ] When the system spoke, it was no longer imprudent in the past, without any emotion, like a ruthless computer analyzing the so-called "uncertain factors."

After hearing what the system said, Dante was dumbfounded under the mask: "System! Please keep speaking the same way in the future! That's awesome! It feels very professional!"

[Eh~hehe*罒▽罽*...Nope~so-so~] Although I am very happy to be praised! But I feel like the host missed the point...

Dante: I just praised you for a few words and then I started to float away. I broke the power in just one second. This is...

[drop! Nimad Map guides you! ]

Dante: Oh...sounds so advanced

[drop! Stay aside on the street ahead! ]

"By the way, why are there only uncertainties about sinners? What about native demons?"

[Hang on host, I'm almost done shaving. I'll answer your question after I've shaved it off. ] When the system is talking, there is a sparse sound that seems to be the pages of a book?

In this way, Dante followed the navigation instructions of the "Nimade Map" and headed towards the Pentagram City.

The people I encountered on the road were all native demons, and there was basically no one...or there were no sinner demons at all. It was as if I was the only sinner in the entire city...

[Finally shaved clean! emm... The reason why you don't see anyone of the same kind is that the original devil and the sinner hate each other, and they usually don't see each other. ]

[So it’s normal that you haven’t met any sinners or demons in the native city. It’s also normal that your business is bleak due to the fact that the decoration of the restaurant is too luxurious and the sinners and natives hate each other. ]

Dante: "Is that so...are you just telling such important information now?"

[It’s already dried...it’s a little troublesome to scrape...]

Dante: (●━●)...Thank you for your hard work...

The navigation sound broke the delicate atmosphere [Beep! Nimad Map reminds you! There are still 250 meters to go out of Little Castlevania! ]

Dante, who had walked for so long without any uncertain factors, asked, "Aren't you exaggerating that none of the uncertain factors have hit the system?"

[No! I've also restrained myself a bit! ]

[The host native demon is a low-level worker. His moral values ​​are similar to those of humans, and his self-healing ability is slightly stronger than that of humans. Each native race is different, and they also have laws. ]

[Notice! In hell, status is directly proportional to strength! I have to praise the host here! So cowardly! ]

"Has the sinner been scratched out?"

[The Sinner Demon’s regeneration ability is stronger than Wolverine’s Deadpool! It's not that angel weapons can't kill at all, but the host can. There are strengths and weaknesses in terms of strength. There is no law for sinners! There are only rules! ]

So my regeneration ability is so abnormal!

[There are also so-called sinners! They go to hell after death! They are all going to hell and they are not good birds! Of course except my host (*￣︶￣*)! ]

[So when they come looking for trouble! robbery! make trouble! Don't worry about killing them! Don't even hold back! Don't leave any hidden dangers behind! Don't even feel guilty. They were all scum during their lifetime! Damn you bastard! A bunch of idiots! Of course except my host (=^w^=)! Can what I say be done? ]

Dante listened to the systematic description and said thoughtfully: "I will try my best..."

[It is understandable that law-abiding citizens are reluctant to take their time when killing a demon or something like that! ]

[drop! Nimad! Map reminds you! We have arrived at Wumang City! Please be careful to protect yourself from destroying the devil's virginity! ]

What nonsense is this map talking about...

The number of sinner demons gradually increased, but the number of original demons gradually decreased. The speeding vehicles and the sound of horns drowned out the screams coming from the bright alleys...

Although many restaurants and shops in Wuangcheng, a bustling city in the Arrogance Ring, have closed at night, there are still some very "special" shops that have not closed.

For example, the Nightmare Nightclub that Dante went to for the first time, Killer Club, Club Monster? Is the name upside down on purpose? The Jackpot Hotel and the like are all high-rise buildings! Compared to their Dante's restaurant, it's quite restrained!

Damn it! Love movie theater?

I became interested when I saw the system with the word "color"! [Why! Host, let’s go in...]

Dante, who knew what he wanted to say before he finished listening to the system: "Get out!"

The system that the host guessed before he finished speaking: [Tsk...]

The sinners I met along the way looked like "Stitch Monsters"! There are snakes, birds, fish, lizards, dogs and even sinners with heads like peeled onions!

And of course there’s a “wide range” store! For example, various toy stores have toys for adults and children...mostly for adults...

Everything here makes Dante, a country bumpkin who has never been out of his own city, amazed and stopped in his tracks!

Let the well-informed system be impassioned and eager to try!

[drop! Nimad! The map reminds you that you are still 250 meters away from the cannibal zone! ]

――――(Wow! The author of this book reminds you that this chapter is over! Please look forward to the next chapter! Put the shovel away by the way (quietly...)) ――――