I open a restaurant in hell

【Ding! Check-in task has been completed! 】

【Congratulations! Daily maid outfit! 】

Dante:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Dante: "The system has passed 'dung'!"

Dante: "System, are you sure you're right? Aren't maid outfits just for beauties? What are you doing for me? This maid outfit adds attack power and defense power?" The one given by the system must not be simple... right?

[emm... It doesn't add attack power or defense, but it adds charm! Take a look first! ]

Dante: "...It's easy to take it out." The system's gift must not be simple! should?

Dante took it out from the system space. It was a standard black long skirt and a white apron with lace and flowers printed on it. It was also paired with a black stocking that went below the knee... It's professional enough...

wrong!

Dante threw the maid uniform to the ground with a slap!

Dante: "What the f*ck! You are playing tricks on me, aren't you! Adding charm points to the system? Why don't you add health points! Even if you beat me to death, you won't wear this thing! It's better to let you beat me to death than to let me wear it!" I think too much! This is a fucking maid outfit!

[Tsk... You shouldn't be so honest... And host, I have principles and I won't do such shameless things. ]

Dante: "?"

[Also, this is the most simple and practical maid outfit that I carefully selected! Warm in spring and cool in summer! Come and try it on without wasting time! By the way, this is a hot item~.... I originally wanted to give you a small bell...] ​​Of course, the system did not say the last sentence.

Dante: "I'll stop talking today! Even if I, Conseil Dante, have no clothes to wear! I will be a beggar! From here...fuck! There are guests downstairs!" Dante quickly ran downstairs and went straight to refrigerator.

[Host, etc...]

"I'm waiting for you! Wait, wait, wait!"

[...]

"Sorry! Sorry! Something delayed me!" Dante cut the shaped cake and put it on a plate and brought it to Lucifer.

Lucifer: "Oh~ I've been waiting for so long and it's finally here! ...What's that on your arm? Clothes?" Lucifer chewed the cake and pointed to the "daily maid outfit" Dante put on his arm. ".

Dante: Fuck! Dog system! I want to make you into a flavored mandarin duck hot pot!

Dante: "This...this is a rag! Yes, a rag!" Dante's voice was broken but became mellow with the help of the mask.

Alastor: "A rag with lace and printing? And in black and white?" Alastor pointed at Dante's "rag" with his slender gloved finger.

Dante: "Yes! Yes! I just bought it and I can't bear to use it and I'm about to throw it away!" Wow~ His gloves are so cool.

Lucifer: "?" Do you want to throw it away if you can't bear to use it?

Dante: "Alastor, your meal is almost ready! Wait a minute!" Dante said as he walked back and crumpled his clothes into a ball.

Click!

The black hairpin fell out...

Alastor: "Is that... a hairpin?" Alastor asked uncertainly.

Dante: He's not sure yet! There is still a chance to save!

Dante's brain works at a whole new level!

Dante: "Actually...this is an accessory! An accessory for the hat!" What the hell am I talking about...am I about to be discovered...No! I haven't done anything!

Alastor: "Oh~ That's right." Alastor raised his eyebrows and said meaningfully.

It seems that I believe it...

Dante started making egg fried rice without looking back, and soon the finished product came out! The aroma is overwhelming! The grains are distinct!

Dante walked in the direction of Alastor with the plate in hand but never dared to look at them, even though in the eyes of other demons, Dante's eyes were like two small red dots.

Dante: "Enjoy your meal." Dante's tone was "good" and he took Lucifer's plate back and put a new cake on it for him. He couldn't help but eat it too quickly.

Dante sat at the front desk again and felt too bored, so he started eating grapes again, picking up a few grapes on the ground.

Lucifer: "So... Alastor, why didn't you tell me that Dante was a "lady"?" Lucifer asked while eating the cake, with crumbs falling on the table.

Alastor: "First of all, I don't know that she is a woman. Secondly, I can't tell with her size and voice. And even if I tell you that she is a woman, will it reduce His Majesty's laughter?... Still One thing! It would be rude not to talk while you are eating." After saying this, Alastor picked up the spoon again.

Lucifer: "emm... maybe? Sorry, this is too delicious!" Lucifer paused for a while and said cheerfully.

Alastor: "......" Astor fell silent along with a small noise.

The two demons chatted and sometimes burst into laughter, but Dante continued to eat grapes and did not hear their conversation. If he heard Dante, he would definitely hide himself under the bed.

Dante took advantage of their laughter to adjust his posture, stretched out his short legs, and pulled the maid uniform towards him bit by bit...

Lucifer: "Why do you have to pull her over with your feet when you can pick up her clothes openly?" Lucifer looked at Alastor and asked with a little doubt.

Alastor: "I didn't know he was always..."maverick". Maybe next time I come here he will be standing on the ceiling singing." Alastor smiled and glanced at the man who was stretching with his peripheral vision. Dante, who found that he couldn't reach his short legs, moved to another stool and continued to pull his clothes to his side, said to Lucifer.

Dante: If I had known better, I shouldn't have thrown it so far!

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