I open a restaurant in hell

good day! Beginning with Dante's social death!

The five eyes looked at each other like this for five seconds...Dante was the one with one eye.

"Pfft...Hahaha! I'm sorry I couldn't hold it in! Alas, you're right! He's really funny!" the demon next to Alastor said with a laugh.

Alastor: "Hahaha! That's right, every time I come to this friend's restaurant, he always brings me a different "surprise"!" Alastor said with a smile and a stick on the ground with one hand. .

Now Dante is at an impasse...

Should I take the grapes or not? I would be embarrassed if I didn't take it, and it would be even more embarrassing if I took it... Yes!

Dante, who was not very smart, came up with a not very smart explanation to resolve this embarrassing situation.

Dante: "Uh... I'm actually doing training. I close my vision and rely on my ears to hear the sound and identify the location! That's right!" While Dante was talking, a few grapes fell out of the mask... .

Alastor kept smiling, but he made no sound, only bursts of electricity. Dante wondered if this was laughter.

Dante looked at Alastor's friend with his "only" eye.

The friend next to Alastor is wearing a big white trench coat? Or a suit? I have never seen buttons, the collar is as high as the chin, and the edge of the collar is red. He seems to be wearing a white shirt underneath, a red waistcoat with white lines, a black bow, a big white bowler hat, a long brim with a red ribbon, and a red apple. Decoration, but what surprised Dante even more was that in addition to the apple, there was another decoration. A light purple snake was wrapped around the hat. I don’t know if it was real. There was also a cane behind him. The black stick had a bright red tip. apple.

Gloomy golden hair under the hat, sickly white skin, yellow eye whites, black vertical pupils, purple eyelids and thick black eyebrows. Unlike Alastor's yellow teeth, he has a set of big white fangs with red cheeks on both sides of his mouth, all over his body. It reveals a noble aura and some arrogance. (I tried really hard to describe it??)

Are all demons in hell fangs? Dante silently licked his "plain" teeth with his tongue.

Just when Dante was inspecting his teeth, a few more grapes fell out. Only the grape in his left eye remained... The atmosphere became strangely quiet, but the small radio noise could still be heard...

Dante: "...The grapes are quite sweet. Do you want to eat them? There are some in the refrigerator..." In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, Dante said something awkward out of his mind, which made the situation very embarrassing...at least for him. This is true for Dante.

Alastor: "...Thank you, but no need." Alastor looked at Din and said with a wink.

Alastor's friend said nothing and just looked at Dante wondering what he was thinking.

Dante: "Ah! Alas, this must be the friend you were talking about, right?" Dante found the right topic.

Alastor: "Yes! My friend's name is Lucifer! I came here specially to try the desserts in your restaurant!" Alastor grabbed the cane with his left hand and opened it to Lucifer's hand with the right.

Dante: "Hello Lucifer! My name is Considence. Just call me Dante!" Dante said, extending his right hand.

Lucifer? Is it Lucifer Morningstar, Lord of the Pride Circle? Isn't it? How could a sinner know Lord Lucifer! If you really see it, do you have to kneel down? Shouldn't it be necessary? Forget it, I can’t see it at all!

Lucifer Morningstar: "Hello Dante! My name is Lucifer, the lord of the Circle of Pride! I'm very interested in that Tiara cake roll that Alastor said! And I'm also very hungry, so I can..." Lu Xifa's voice stopped suddenly, just when Lucifer stretched out his hand and held it with Dante and said "Lord of the Arrogant Soul"...

Very soon! Dante fell to his knees with a bang! The kind of kneeling on one knee...and you can clearly hear the sound of Dante's knee colliding with the wooden board under his feet!

Alastor: "???" It seems I overestimated him...

Lucifer: "..." Okay! One day’s food expenses are available!

System: Damn it! What a big deal! (I glanced at other demons! You are the most outrageous!)

Dante:? ? ? grass! Why should I kneel down? Is it too late to get up now? How about waiting for his permission before getting up? Um? Grape? Do I want to pick it up? Forget it, it's not the right time to pick it up later...

Alastor: "...Pfft...Hahahaha!" Alastor couldn't hold back his laughter.

Lucifer: "Actually... you don't have to kneel down and bow... Hahaha!" Lucifer... didn't hold back at all!

Dante remained motionless and knelt there, even retracting his hand that silently stretched out to pick up the grapes.

Alastor looked at this scene and thought, is this really the demon who killed a sinner and a demon with one shot that night...

Dante: "The preparation for the tiramisu cake roll has been completed in advance. It will be ready soon! And I have also prepared some pudding. Please sit over there and wait! It will be ready soon." Dante was like He stood up mechanically and spoke without any emotion.

The two of them chose a seat by the window.

Dante: "What do you want to eat, Alastor?" I almost forgot what Alastor wanted to eat.

Alastor: "emm...you recommended it!"

After hearing the reply, Dante went back to the refrigerator and took out the pudding and put it in front of Lucifer. One glance at it would arouse the devil's appetite. 9

Dante: "Enjoy Luci... Sir... Your Majesty... Alastor, you will be ready soon!" Dante really didn't know what to call him and quickly fled the scene.

Yesterday I finished preparing the cake rolls. Before making the cake, steam some rice to make egg fried rice for Alastor!

Dante took the time to look at the red sun with five-pointed stars in the sky rising slowly.

Alastor: "As you can see, Your Majesty, I lost. As agreed, I will pay for today's food." Alastor glanced at Dante, who was evenly spreading the sandwich material on the cake base, and then looked at the road. Xifa said.

Lucifer: "Yeah, I didn't expect that I would win so easily! I thought I would have to give a hint before I would kneel down, but I didn't expect him to be so interesting? To put it bluntly, he is stupid! I really don't know that he can survive in hell. How long." Lucifer looked at Dante and said meaningfully and took a bite of pudding. Lucifer's eyes instantly lit up after eating the pudding! The pudding is so delicious!

Lucifer: "You're right Alastor, the food he makes is really delicious!" Lucifer said while eating pudding.

And Dante is also communicating with the system...

Dante: "I'll go! The system is all your fault! You killed our company! And three times!"

[Why does this depend on me? That time you put on pants, you put them on inside out! I clearly stated on the letter that it was just a rotating lift chair! right! I said I could experience what it’s like to be an airplane! But if you insist, you must shout out, ‘Wuhu takes off! ’ And it’s none of my business that you stuffed the grapes yourself! ? ]

All of Dante's experiences of social death played over and over again in his mind in the form of a revolving lantern...

Dante: "...Do all the demons in System Hell have teeth as sharp as Alastor Lucifer?" Dante changed the subject. Although he was talking, the work on his hands did not stop.

[Yes, this is generally true for hosts, but I don’t recommend that Suzhou’s teeth become pointy because it is inconvenient! ]

"Is it inconvenient? I don't think there's anything cool about it?" Dante was putting the cake in the refrigerator to set.

[Host, think about it! For example, if you communicate with your mouth, you may bite it and the taste will be unpleasant! ]

Dante: "emm... I don't think I should control my speed so I don't bite my tongue, right?" Dante remembered the scene where he bit his tongue when he spoke too fast when he was scolding his teammates before his death.

[…] The system knows that Dante’s thoughts are ‘crooked’, and the system is helpless…

System: I just have to say one more fucking word!

The system didn't speak and kept thinking, "Is my host a piece of wood from the Stone Age?" ]

Lucifer: "Is there any more Dante pudding?" Dante said to Dante who was beating eggs.

Dante: "There are two more in the refrigerator, I'll serve them now!" Dante held a plate of pudding in one hand and walked towards them at a steady but fast pace.

Dante: "Your pudding Lucifer... Your Majesty... what should I call you? Sir?" Dante said looking at Lucifer.

Lucifer: "Hahaha... Just call me Lucifer, Dante!" Lucifer chuckled a few times and said.

Alastor: "em...that's strange...Your Majesty, you have never asked me to call you by your full name..." Alastor said slowly while looking at Lucifer with a radio voice.

Lucifer: "I never said you can't call me by my full name. If you want, you can call me Lucifer. What do you think, Alastor?" Lucifer looked at Alastor with sharp eyes and said, by the way. I took a bite of pudding.

Alastor: "Forget it. Your Majesty, let's get used to it. I'm not used to it all of a sudden... So when will Shiling's bitter meal be ready? I'm almost starving to death!" Alastor's words suddenly changed. Dante said.

Lucifer was savoring the pudding brought by Dante. The first one ate it too quickly and didn't feel much. This time he had to taste it carefully... huh? Finished? Never mind there’s another one!

Dante: "Please wait a moment, the rice has been steamed! The egg fried rice will be ready soon!" Damn it! Isn't this guy trying to eat me?

Alastor: "... I hope the egg fried rice will be as delicious as last time!" Egg fried rice... I miss it a lot...

Dante quickly left their table and continued cooking.

The blood-red sun is fully lit! This also reminds Dante that he hasn’t finished the check-in task yet!

Dante: "Please wait a moment! I have urgent matters to deal with! I'll be fine soon." Dante didn't wait for their reaction and ran directly to the balcony on the second floor! Shout!

Dante: "Good morning! My neighbor!"

Politeness Demon: "Can you shut the fuck up!"

Politeness Demon #: "Hey! fuckyou!"

Dante: "Fuckyouto! My neighbor!"

【Ding! Check-in task has been completed! 】

【Congratulations! Daily maid outfit! 】

Dante: "??????????"

System: I have been waiting for this moment for too long! finally come!

The two demons downstairs clearly heard Dante's greetings to the nearby neighbors.

Lucifer: "...Well whether he can survive more than a week is also a question."

Alastor: "I don't agree with this. I haven't mentioned that he killed a sinner demon with just one bullet, right?"

Lucifer: "Oh? Tell me in detail..."

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