I open a restaurant in hell

Dante: "Goodbye Neferti! Goodbye Alastor! Welcome to my restaurant again!" Dante watched the two demons leave the restaurant.

Dante returned to the front desk and washed the dishes, then slumped down on the chair.

"Damn...it's so sad that I cooked so much but didn't even eat a bite..." Dante stood up and looked at the unused chicken breasts and half a watermelon in the refrigerator...

Dante picked up the chicken breast and cooked it for himself, then washed the dishes after eating.

"Sigh... so empty... so boring... There shouldn't be any demons at this time in the afternoon, right?... It's so leisurely..."

"System, do you have any suggestions?"

[If you have some free time, let's practice shooting! ]

"Huh? Here? My restaurant?" This is not good... Although I also want to try...

[of course not! Go to your bedroom! What would you do if someone saw you practicing shooting here? ] So small that it shouldn’t be visible, right?

"If you're in your own bedroom... you won't be able to use your hands and feet, right? Why don't you go outside?" What did I say! The sound of shooting will be heard.

[I go! Is the host so wild? ...in the wild...cat ears...garters..! ! ! ! ]

Dante: "???"

[Host, how about...how about the bathroom? ]

"I think it still doesn't work. What should I do if it breaks?" Now I don't have the money to buy a new one.

[Fuck...then...then...what do you want? ] I didn’t expect... I didn’t expect... It turns out that the host can be so awesome despite being so good!

Dante: "Let's fight another time. After all, I'll break the things around me and have to buy them myself. Although I really want to try the explosive gun and the power of ebony and white ivory!" Oh~ I'll find it myself next time. Give it a try sometime.

[So it turns out you were talking about this gun! ]

"Huh? Do I have other guns?" I remember I have three guns?

[a ha ha ha! There was an error in my database, but it will be fixed soon! I'll retreat first! ]

Um? The sun comes out in the west? This is the first time the system has logged out on its own.

【Ding! Congratulations on achieving the achievement of cross-server chat! 】

[Congratulations on receiving the award! MMA Mastery! 】

Conseil Dante: "Huh? Why did you suddenly give me a reward? Cross-server chat? Is there any?" You gave me MMA mastery for no apparent reason?

wrong! Didn’t I have Wing Chun?

Dante glanced at the skill bar.

[Skill: When something is broken, just pat it and it will be fine! ·Proficient in cooking·Proficient in mixed martial arts]

Wing Chun is gone but mixed martial arts is here. Is mixed martial arts stronger or weaker than Wing Chun?

I'm so thirsty...I want to eat grapes...

Dante immediately forgot about the shooting and went to the refrigerator and took out red grapes one by one.

Take a bite! Mmm very sweet! Sweeter than first love! ...who is your first love? Xiaohong?

What would I do if I had some free time during my lifetime?

Have a meal! Done, sleep! Don't dare to sleep, play games! If you don’t have a computer, just swipe your phone! no mobile phone...

Forget it, let’s prepare to receive Alastor’s friends, you like sweets, right?

But Alastor, who likes to endure hardships, is really curious about how these two became friends.

Dante prepared the ingredients for the tiramisu cake roll but felt that only one cake roll was too monotonous, so he prepared cream pudding.

Alastor probably wouldn't be bringing friends at this late hour, so he should just prepare the ingredients.

Hiss~ Alastor doesn’t like sweet food, so make him...simple egg fried rice! Do it tomorrow!

Everything that needed to be done was done and the sky turned purple with shining stars, but Dante still didn't dare to sleep! The dog system doesn’t even know how to equip it with a door lock!

Boring~ Boring~

"System, are you there?" Dante really didn't know what to do and remembered that he had something more advanced than a computer or mobile phone.

[I am here...]

"Do you think there are Cerberus dogs in hell? What do they look like? Are they good-looking?" Dante, who has only raised cats but not dogs, is very interested in the Cerberus breed.

[Of course! There are both men and women! What kind of orc is it? ]

"Wow! Is there a succubus there?" Hey *罒▽罒* There is a big dog...

[Of course! There are both men and women! ]

"Ah that's great..."

[.........]

......

In this way, Dante and the system stayed up all night chatting! The best thing I learned after talking about the system all night is that I learned that the host likes furry things...

System: Fluffy... fluffy... the range is too big...

The best thing about Dante’s night of chatting is knowing that there are Cerberus in Hell! Oh and there are succubi...and hellhounds.

It's morning but still very sleepy.

【Ding! The task has been released! [let's make friends! ]】

? ? ? ? ?

Forget it, I'll ask what's going on later.

Dante walked to the refrigerator behind the front desk and took out the uneaten grapes, took off his mask and stuffed them into his mouth one by one.

At this time, Dante's desire to live a whole life was aroused!

Is my way of eating too monotonous?

Dante plucked a grape and threw it into the sky! Catch it with your mouth again! The action is smooth and flowing! It's different when you become stronger!

Dante threw it several times and caught it with his mouth until the grapes were finished.

After eating, Dante took out another grape from the refrigerator and thought it would be easy.

Dante looked at the mask next to him and had an idea.

After putting on the mask, Dante once again threw the grapes into the air and caught them through the mouth hole of the mask!

Once, twice, three times. On the fourth time, the grape got stuck in the mouth hole of the mask...

Dante threw it a few more times and it got stuck in the mouth hole of the mask. Dante threw it again and caught it with the eye hole, and the other hole was not spared either.

[Host, do you want to play a game? ]

"Game? What game?"

[Antonym game! The rules are very simple. For example, if I say up, you should look down, and if I say there, you should look to the left. Do you understand? ]

"Okay, I just happen to be bored. I'll take down the grapes later..."

[well! Don't take it! Don't take it! It would be boring to take it off! ]

"Well... that's okay, it won't affect the game anyway!" Does the system want to make the game more difficult?

[It has begun! Come on! Come down! Zuo Zuo! Right right! stand! sit! ]

Dante did the opposite according to the instructions of the system, but when he got to (right-right), Dante looked too hard to the left and threw a grape out of his right eye!

This leads to Dante seeing Alastor and his sweet-loving friend!

The five eyes looked at each other like this for five seconds...Dante was the one with one eye.

"Pfft...Hahaha! I'm sorry I couldn't hold it in! Alas, you're right! He's really funny!" the demon next to Alastor said with a laugh.

Alastor: "Hahaha! That's right, every time I come to this friend's restaurant, he always brings me a different "surprise"!" Alastor said with a smile and a stick on the ground with one hand. .

At this time, Dante understood what the system meant when it said that removing the grapes would make it boring...

Come and interview the person involved, Dante!

Dante: At that time... I didn't think much about it at that time, and I didn't expect that they would choose me to come at this time! That's when my brain stopped thinking...BUT! My feet! I still had the tenacity to dig out a set of Barbie’s dream castle! The one with a bathroom!

――(Don’t forget to read what the author wants to say! The answer you want is there!)――