I open a restaurant in hell

Neferti: "Okay! Astor, you are right. He is really interesting! Is he a man?" The speaker was a one-eyed female demon, very short, only as tall as Alastor's lower body, with lush orange-red hair. He has short hair, very pointed and yellowish teeth, thin arms and legs, and looks slightly excited.

Alastor: "Let's come back at noon, Neferti! Dante, you can continue to do your business!" Alastor said as he walked out of the restaurant.

Dante still maintained the posture of "flying freely" with his hands spread out.

Dante: "...How long have you...been here...?" Dante thought for a long time and decided to ask, but he still maintained his "flying" posture.

Alastor: "emm...let me think about it...I've been watching here since you (Wuhu~Take off!)! I have to say it's a very novel posture!" Alastor touched his chin with a smile on his face He replied, although it was the sound of a radio, he was well-educated.

However, this smile to Dante was like Alastor holding a very sharp knife and piercing Dante's heart, and Dante's heart continued to bleed. ..and the name of that heart is (the heart of social death)...

Neferty: "Goodbye! Let's come back at noon, Dante." Neferty waved and walked out of the restaurant with Alastor.

Suddenly Dante felt a little cute? grass! After going to hell, my aesthetics became strange!

Dante slowly followed up to make sure they were far away before closing the door.

Dante didn't know what to say, couldn't think of what to say, didn't want to say anything...

Dante silently sat down closer to the door. Sitting here, he could clearly see all the demons on the road. If anyone walked this way, he could also see them in advance.

Now Dante's eyes are confused, as if he can't find the way forward, and like an old man who has experienced the joys and sorrows of life and doesn't know how to choose his destination.

Dante: "The system came out to chatter..." Dante just wants to forget everything that just happened.

[Oh, let me wipe it! Host, you are so awesome! It's so showy that my brain is almost amused by your operation! ]

"I'll ban you if you do this again!" Dante issued a ban warning.

[I don’t want to talk about this! What do you think of Neferti? ]

"Huh? It's quite cute..." Apparently Dante said this without thinking, so he is about to accept sanctions from the system...

[Fuck! Host, your xp is so weird! That's fine...if a woman has a similar body shape to you, she won't be happy either! But she is also just the right length for you! You don't have to harm other girls anymore. ]

Dante: "???"

[But what if she has a boyfriend? If so, what's the length and thickness? So is their love story called "Telephone Pole and Keyhole"? ]

Dante: "Block! Block! Block!" Although Dante couldn't understand what the last sentence of the system said, Dante was sure that it wasn't a good thing!

The recent guests are getting weirder and weirder...

Dante looked at the blood-red sky. The blood-red sun was engraved with a five-pointed star... To be precise, it should be a five-pointed star, but the sun in hell also has temperature... It's really warm... Hell is pretty good too... ...........

"Hey... don't sleep! Hey! Gringo! The teacher is calling you!" The speaker was a boy with freckles on his face who was looking at Dante with a wicked smile!

Dante: "Huh?" Dante looked around. It was when he was in elementary school...it was also the most difficult time for him...

Dante: "Ah!"

"Idiot! The teacher asked you to answer a question!" The classmate sitting behind Dante cursed and punched Dante on the back.

Mathematics teacher: "Dante! Stand up! Answer my question!" The speaker was a middle-aged, fat man from the Mediterranean who kept tapping the blackboard with a ruler in his hand.

Mathematics teacher: "What is 1000-7?" Following the question, the teacher tapped the blackboard with her ruler.

Dante: "993...right?" Dante pinched the corner of his clothes with his little hands and looked around, never daring to look at the teacher.

"Hahaha! You can't even do this! How stupid!" said a student in the audience.

Mathematics teacher: "Quiet! Dante! Where are you looking! Look at me! Answer my question: What is 1000-7?"

Dante: "I...I can't...997? Right?"

Mathematics teacher: "Choose c for this question! I'll ask you again what is 100-7!" The teacher knocked hard on the blackboard again, leaving a dent.

There is clearly no option on the blackboard, but the teacher keeps asking what to choose for this question?

"What is 1000-7 equal to?"

"Which Dante should I choose for this question?"

"What is 1000-7 equal to?"

"Dante, can you do this question?"

The voices of classmates and teachers rise and fall with each other.

Seeing Dante's delay in answering, the math teacher walked up to Dante with a ruler and said nothing.

Dante stretched out his right hand tremblingly.

As the ruler falls, bang! Dante woke up with a sound...

Dante looked up blankly. He was still sitting closer to the door, still in Hell, still in his own restaurant...

Dante "...1000-7...equal to what?" This was the first question Dante thought about after waking up.

Oh ~ painful memories...

I'm so hungry... I haven't had breakfast yet! Make a dessert? I’ve never done this before, and now it’s time to try it!

Making cookies or cake? How about making some bread? It’s so hard to choose! There seem to be so many recipes in my head!

Then make a tiramisu cake roll "simple"! In fact, I have eaten this thing but don’t know the name, and I have never made it, but Mr. Ding doesn’t know how it will turn out.

Prepare ingredients!

4 eggs! 40g of milk! 35h of corn oil! Separate egg yolk and egg white!

I have to praise the system (unlimited ingredients)! It works really well!

Add the processed emulsified milk and stir together with the egg yolks! You need to use low-gluten flour here, which is still available in the refrigerator! Add low-gluten flour and stir evenly.

Beat the egg whites to form a fine foamy meringue. Add sugar and beat twice. Add the ingredients: 50g white sugar, 3.6g coffee powder, and 10g cocoa powder. Beat the egg whites until they are in a small curved shape! But while beating, Dante discovered something. My hands are not sore at all and it’s fast!

Pour the egg yolk paste into the meringue! Stir evenly and pour into the oven! 165 degrees Celsius! Bake for 20 minutes!

(Save a few steps here, leave a comment here if you want to see it!)

After baking, spread the sandwich filling evenly on the cake base! (Spread it with a spoon) roll it up and put it in the refrigerator to set!

After all this Dante came to a conclusion...making cakes is such a fucking hassle! I won’t do it again!

After waiting for a while, Dante finally took out the cake and cut it into pieces, ready to taste the fruits of his whole morning's work.

And just then! Familiar voice! Familiar red suit! Cooked cane! Alastor came with his confident smile and Neferty!

Is the cake you carefully prepared going to fly away? No! There is still a chance to quickly put it down below before they find it!

Neferti: "Wow! It smells so good! Dante, are you baking a cake?" Neferti locked eyes with Dante and the cake in front of him! Even though I only have one eye...

Gan! This woman is not cute at all!

Dante: "Yes! This is the tiramisu cake roll I just made. Do you want to try it?" Although I want to have it all to myself, I can't say to others, "I don't want to share! This is mine! I'll take it to myself in the morning." No food!”

Neferti: "Really? Thank you Dante!" Neferti jumped to the front desk and sat in front of Dante.

Alastor walked slowly towards Dante and sat on the bench at the front desk. Although he was smiling, Dante still felt that Alastor was not interested.

Dante: "Alastor, don't you want to try it?" Dante said looking at Neferti who was already showing off the cake.

Gan! Leave some for me! Huh? Where did the cane made by Arras go?

Alastor: "Oh! Forget it, I'm not interested in sweet things." Alastor said while shaking his head and looking at Dante.

yes! Very good! It seems there is hope for the cake!

Dante: "What a pity... So do you want to eat something else?" Although Dante's tone was regretful, the expression under the mask was already grinning.

I casually glanced at Neferti who was showing off her cake and suddenly felt that her hope was shattered...

Alastor: "emm... I don't know! How many would you recommend?" When Alastor said this, his face almost touched the Dante mask.

Um? Is it my imagination or has Alastor's neck gotten longer?

Dante: "How about... a drink?" Dante said uncertainly.

Alastor: "Drinks? Great choice! Is there any coffee? I like original coffee!"

Dante: "Original coffee? What a coincidence, I like it too!" The bitter taste of coffee helps me stay clear-headed when working overtime.

Dante: "Although there are coffee beans, there are no professional tools, so let's eat something. How about lemon shredded chicken?" Will it be a little troublesome to shred the chicken?

Alastor: "Lemon shredded chicken? Sounds like a good idea, give it a try!" Alastor said to Dante, emphasizing the word lemon.

Dante didn't waste any time and started cooking directly. Cut the onion into shreds, cut a lemon into thin slices, and remove the bones from the chicken leg! Just use chicken breasts!

Add appropriate amount of onion and ginger into the pot and cook for 15 minutes! Two tablespoons of aged vinegar...spicy millet, white sesame seeds, juice of half a lemon. Please give me a soulful sauce!

After the chicken is cooked, it needs to be shredded by hand, but in order not to make customers think it is unhygienic, it is very effective to use the back of a knife to cut the chicken breast!

Add the prepared side dishes and top with the soul sauce! Use tongs to mix evenly! Um! First I punched the air twice...

Then put it on two plates and serve it with two forks.

Dante: "You two, please use it slowly." But after hearing this, he moved two plates of lemon shredded chicken in front of you.

Here Dante took a look at the cake he had made all morning...Gan! None left! Neferti didn’t even know to leave a piece for me!

Alastor: "Dante, the food you cook can whet my appetite every time! It's really amazing!" said Alastor, who wrote a long article about his calm craftsmanship!

Dante: "Thank you for the compliment Alastor!" It's really nice to be praised for your cooking!

Neferti: "Yeah, yeah! It's really delicious Dante! Especially the cake just now! Of course, this lemon shredded chicken is also very delicious! It's really great for a man to make rice like this!" Neferty Di's eyes are wide open and very cute.

Alastor: "Yes! Neferty, you are right! I will bring my friends here next time!" Alastor said as he stood up and was obviously ready to leave.

As Alastor stood up, he stretched out the microphone cane that was "condensed" in his right hand!

Damn it! so cool!

Dante: "Wait a minute, you said you have other friends?" Is he another gourmet?

Alastor: "That's right! And my friend prefers sweet things! Prepare more cakes!" Alastor nodded quickly and said with a smile.

"Okay!" I really want to cry! I miss Big Cat so much! I really want to touch his hair!

Husk at the casino at this time...

"Ah! Hey! Don't touch my fucking cards! I saw you cheated!"

―――― (Preview for the next chapter "Alastor has so many friends!!") Please be sure to read what the author has to say! ―