Dumped at the beginning: The actor's song became popular all over the Internet

Shao Yang: "That was all a joke."

Yu Qian: "It's all a joke."

Shao Yang: "Crosstalk is different from other art forms. It relies entirely on one mouth to bring you into the story."

Guo Degang: "That's right."

Shao Yang: "It's not like dramas or sketches, where you have characters as soon as you go on stage. If you really want to do a sketch, it's easy."

Yu Qian: "How simple is it?"

Shao Yang let go of his airs: "For example, if I put on makeup and a wig now, I can play the role of thousands of other ancestors."

Yu Qian was anxious: "Why?"

Guo Degang: "What are you in a hurry for?"

Yu Qian: "Nonsense, he is already my ancestor, can I not be in a hurry?"

Shao Yang: "This guy is boring. Lao Guo often says he is your father on stage and he doesn't see you in a hurry."

Guo Degang: "That's because I told the truth."

Yu Qian: "Go, any truth is false."

Shao Yang: "The cross talk stage is about no matter how big or small it is on stage, and there are rules off stage. It doesn't matter who is your ancestor or who your father is on stage, but you can't say that when you're off stage."

Yu Qian: "What do the audience say?"

Shao Yang: "If you call me daddy in the audience, I may not pay attention to you."

There was another burst of laughter in the audience.

From the beginning to now, I can’t count how many times the audience has laughed.

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After Shaoyang took the stage, the number of people in the live broadcast room soared.

At this moment, barrage flashed across the screen at a rate of dozens per second.

"Hahahaha!"

"Brother Yang is too damaged."

"This is professional, right? Mainstream crosstalk actors will probably have no place to cry when they see this show."

"quite funny."

"If this wasn't rehearsed in advance, I wouldn't believe it."

"..."

Shao Yang: "Everyone knows that I started out as an artist. I have been a singer, an actor, and a director. In these years, I have mainly been writing scripts at home, which is considered a screenwriter."

Guo Degang: "All-around artist."

Shao Yang: "I don't dare to take it seriously."

Yu Qian: "Don't be so modest."

Shao Yang: "Today is also my first time to officially stand on the cross talk stage and talk about cross talk."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian: "Yes."

Shao Yang: "Before I went on stage, Teacher Guo asked me to think of this as a joke, but how could I? I was just making nonsense."

Guo Degang: "Don't say that. The paragraphs you just said are much better than those of the mainstream crosstalk actors in our circle."

There were shouts from the audience.

Shao Yang: "We haven't rehearsed in advance, and Lao Guo didn't tell me what we were going to say today."

Guo Degang: "You can do whatever you want. The people sitting here today are all our own people."

Shao Yang: "Then let me share with you some interesting things that I have encountered over the years of working in the industry."

Yu Qian: "Okay."

Shao Yang: "I won't talk about domestic affairs, so as not to cause trouble, let's talk about foreign affairs."

Yu Qian: "What do foreign countries say?"

Shao Yang: "In these countries in Asia, I have been to island countries and also to kimchi countries."

Guo Degang: "The island country is a place that Teacher Yu Qian has only dreamed of visiting."

Shao Yang: "Really?"

Guo Degang: "Well, if I have an opportunity today, I'll ask you a question on behalf of Teacher Yu."

Shao Yang: "What's the problem?"

Guo Degang: "Is Tokyo hot? Because I usually hear Brother Qian saying that Tokyo is hot. Tokyo is hot."

To change to before.

Maybe some viewers don't understand this joke.

But now that the Internet is so developed, the audience immediately laughed when they heard this.

Guo Degang: "You all understand."

Shao Yang smiled and said: "When I went to the island country, Tokyo was not hot yet. If Teacher Yu wants to go, he can go in the summer."

Yu Qian: "Go, go, you two, don't talk nonsense here."

Guo Degang: "Teacher Yu is so shy. Teacher Yu usually likes to watch some island country movies."

Shao Yang asked: "Is the film you are talking about serious?"

Guo Degang shook his head: "I don't know if it's serious or not. Anyway, Teacher Yu likes to watch movies where two people can complete a movie."

Yu Qian: "Don't talk nonsense."

Shao Yang: “I have been to the island country twice.”

Guo Degang: "Really?"

Shao Yang: "Teacher Guo should have been there too, right?"

Guo Degang: "I have performed there."

Shao Yang: "The first time I went there, I was invited by the organizer to participate in a music festival. Many fans picked me up, which shocked me."

Guo Degang: "What's wrong?"

Shao Yang: "I just walked out of the airport and saw a group of people standing outside, all waving, and many of them were holding banners."

Yu Qian: "Really?"

Shao Yang: "There are six big characters on the banner, welcoming Brother Yang to Japan."

The audience was stunned at first.

After reacting, everyone burst out laughing.

Xue Jiajia looked puzzled: "What's so funny about this?"

She turned to look at Yang Caiwei, who was also laughing. Seeing that Xue Jiajia didn't get the gist of Shao Yang's words, Yang Caiwei leaned close to her ear and said something. Xue Jiajia was stunned for two seconds, and her ears suddenly turned red.

on the screen.

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Welcome to Japan, Brother Yang."

"I didn't react at first."

"Killing me."

"..."

Shao Yang: "The organizer over there has sent someone to pick me up."

Guo Degang: "Oh."

Shao Yang: "Island people are very polite. They gave me a ninety-degree bow as soon as we met."

Yu Qian: "Hey."

Shao Yang followed suit: "He walked up to me and said politely, 'First of all, please allow me to introduce you. I call the car five into two.'"

Yu Qian: "Hey, why did you choose this name?"

Shao Yang: "My brain twitched at that time, and I bowed to him."

Yu Qian: "What did you say?"

Shao Yang: "I said it was my first time to come to the island country, and I also gave myself the name of the island country, called Paoba Pingliu."

Yu Qian: "Are you playing chess?"

Shao Yang: “I went there for the first time and I made a lot of preparations.”

Yu Qian: "Really?"

Shao Yang: "I study their history, their etiquette, including folk customs."

Yu Qian: "Oh, have you studied it all?"

Shao Yang: "Just take the name, it reminds me of the Warring States period of the island nation."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian: "Is there a Warring States Period in an island country?"

Shao Yang: "We say it's the Warring States Period, but it's actually more than a dozen villages fighting."

"Hahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Both the audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room were laughing so hard now.

Guo Degang felt like he was redundant.

Shao Yang: "Men all over the country went to the battlefield."

Yu Qian: "There's a war."

Shao Yang: "Adult men are basically dead."

Yu Qian: "Yo."

Shao Yang: "The emperor was anxious at that time."

Yu Qian: "Oh, I'm angry."

Shao Yang made a gesture: "Don't let me hit you, don't let me beat you, don't let me beat you, beat me, beat me, let's be alone. (Dialect)"

Guo Degang pushed Shao Yang away: "Warring States period? Emperor of the island country? Where did this dialect come from?"

Shao Yang: "Don't you understand history? I think back then Qin Shihuang sent a man named Xu Fu to the island country eastward."

Guo Degang: "Alchemist Xu Fu?"

Shao Yang: "Is there such a person?"

Guo Degang: "Take five hundred boys and girls to the east."

Shao Yang: "Yes, Xu Fu took five hundred boys and girls and combined them with the locals to create the island country."

Guo Degang: "According to what you said, it's true."

Shao Yang: "You have to understand that we Chinese people are the ancestors of the island nation."

The voice just fell.

Everyone in the audience cheered loudly, which directly brought the atmosphere to a climax.

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