Dumped at the beginning: The actor's song became popular all over the Internet

Chapter 557 Yamamoto 56

Shao Yang: "Yeah, what's wrong with people speaking in dialect?"

Guo Degang scratched his head.

Yu Qian stood aside and watched the excitement. Usually he and Guo Degang talked about old jokes. It was particularly interesting to hear these new baggage of Shao Yang today.

Shao Yang imitated His Majesty the Emperor's stance again: "Hit me, beat me, don't let me beat you. Now we are all alone. The men are dead and we have become a country of girls. What should we do?"

Yu Qian: "Hi."

Shao Yang: "The prime minister was anxious at that time."

Yu Qian: "What did the Prime Minister say?"

Shao Yang said in another dialect: "Your Majesty, don't be anxious, I will tell you."

Guo Degang hurriedly grabbed Shao Yang: "Hey, why is it in Northern Shaanxi dialect again?"

Shao Yang explained: "You can't get five hundred boys and girls from one place. There are people everywhere."

Guo Degang: "That's it."

Shao Yang: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I have a good idea."

Yu Qian: "What can we do?"

Shao Yang: "We break the marriage system. As long as we can carry on the family line and continue our nation."

Guo Degang: "Oh, what should I do?"

Shao Yang: "Abolish the marriage system. Men are fighting outside and women are at home. Stop staying at home."

Yu Qian: "Then why are you going?"

Shao Yang: "Let's go for a walk on the street."

Yu Qian: "Hey, why are you going for a walk on the street?"

Shao Yang: "Let's go for a walk on the street. Bring quilts and pillows and tie them to your body."

Guo Degang interrupted: "No, if I guessed correctly, was this thing later called a kimono?"

Shao Yang: "Yes, the Acacia suit."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Hahaha."

The audience in the audience was laughing so hard.

The disciples of Dexing Club in the background also gathered at the entrance to listen. They never expected that today's game would be completely dominated by Shao Yang.

Yu Qian: "Don't talk nonsense, it's recorded below."

Shao Yang: "That's what it means anyway, the nation can continue."

Yu Qian: "Is this going to continue?"

Shao Yang: "Yes, but there is a small problem."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian said in unison: "What's the problem?"

Shao Yang asked, "What will be the surname of this child when he is born?"

"Forehead…"

Guo Degang and Yu Qian, you looked at me and I looked at you in confusion.

Shao Yang: "We don't know each other. If you chat on WeChat, you will know who the other person is..."

Yu Qian quickly stopped Shao Yang: "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense."

Shao Yang: "I couldn't help it later. Wherever it happened, it depends on the surname."

Guo Degang: "How to say?"

Shao Yang looked up at the sky: "Just like Panasonic, it's what happens under the pine tree."

Guo Degang: "Oh."

Shaoyang: "Watanabe."

Guo Degang: "On the riverside."

Shaoyang: "Shankou."

Guo Degang: "Under the mountain."

Shao Yang: "What I'm most puzzled about is Inoue."

Guo Degang pushed Shaoyang away.

Shao Yang came back and pushed Guo Degang: "Why did you push me?"

Guo Degang: "You don't even speak human words."

Shao Yang: "Inoue, it's comparable to Pan Jinlian hanging upside down..."

The words are not over yet.

Guo Degang pushed Shao Yang away again.

The whole audience started to boo.

The atmosphere reached its peak.

on the screen.

Countless spectators also dunked ‘666’ in unison.

Guo Degang: "Shao Yang, please don't harm me. Today is the [-]th anniversary celebration of Dexing Society. What are you talking about?"

Shao Yang: "That's what it means."

Yu Qian leisurely said: "Let's discuss cultural issues and not talk about technology, okay?"

Shao Yang: "And once it happened, what was the name of the child?"

Yu Qian: "What's it called?"

Shao Yang: "Taro."

Yu Qian: "Oh."

Shao Yang: "I called him Jiro twice, look at Yamamoto Isoroku."

Yu Qian: "Hey! Good guy!"

"..."

From the time Shaoyang talked about the island country, the audience laughed basically every minute.

The whole scene is thirty minutes.

I laughed at least fifty or sixty times.

After Shaoyang threw out the last burden and Yu Qian said the classic sentence: "Fuck you", the three of them bowed to the audience at the same time.

Just as the three people were about to leave the stage, the audience started to boo.

"another one."

"another one!"

So enthusiastic.

Almost half of the audience was shouting for another one.

The cross talk stage originally had rules for encores, but now it was only the third show. Guo Degang asked Shao Yang and Yu Qian to go down first, and ran to the front and said: "Don't worry, everyone, it's still early. If you like it, I'll give it a try later." I’ll drag Shao Yang up and tell you something.”

"it is good!"

Shao Yang wiped his sweat and said helplessly: "If Lao Guo doesn't pay me tonight, it's unjustifiable."

Yu Qian smiled and said, "I have to let you finish this one alone."

Shao Yang said: "I said whatever I thought of, but the audience still listened and cheered."

Yu Qian: "You are right."

Shao Yang: "Where."

As soon as the three people came out, Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan, who were supposed to be the next group to take the stage, didn't know what to do.

The atmosphere was so heated that they didn't know if they could take it anymore.

Guo Degang saw their worries and only said: "Just say what you usually say."

With these words from Master, Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan went on stage.

As soon as Shaoyang sat down, a group of Guo Degang's disciples came to say hello. They were all polite and polite.

"Shao Yang, it's a good thing you're not in the cross talk business, otherwise there would be nothing wrong with Dexing Society." Guo Degang took a sip of tea and joked.

Shao Yang laughed: "It's already killed me in half an hour. I won't be funny if we play again."

After all, today is the [-]th anniversary celebration of Dexing Society, and Shaoyang doesn't want to overshadow it.

Guo Degang borrowed the donkey from the slope and said, "I'll ask you to come up later. You can come up again."

"Okay."

"Sing a few lines of a ditty to the audience."

"no problem."

There is one show after another on the stage.

Shao Yang was also chatting with Guo Degang and Yu Qian backstage while cracking melon seeds.

Until ten o'clock.

The host once again read out the names of Guo Degang and Yu Qian: "Now please enjoy the cross talk "The Truth", performed by Guo Degang and Yu Qian."

Shao Yang listened leisurely in the background.

After finishing eating the melon seeds, Guo Degang's disciples immediately came to add more.

As soon as the tea was finished, Guo Degang's apprentice came to join him.

Another half hour passed like this.

On the stage.

"Brother Qian, how about we invite Shao Yang and my disciples to have a good time together?"

"Okay."

Guo Degang looked towards the entrance to the court and shouted: "Come up, everyone."

Xiao Yueyue immediately walked up to Shao Yang: "Uncle Yang, please."

Shaoyang put the melon seeds back on the plate, stood up and led a group of Dexing Club disciples to the stage.

At this time, their positions can often show their status in Dexing Society.

Yue Yunpeng and Luan Yunping stood in the middle, while the other apprentices could only stand aside.

However, Yunzike's apprentices basically stood in the front row.

As soon as Shao Yang came on stage, he was pulled between them by Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

Guo Degang: "There is a certain order of learning, and there is a specialization in the art."

Yu Qian: "Yes."

Guo Degang: "The four skills of a crosstalk actor are to learn to talk and sing. Although we also sing, our singing is Taiping lyrics, not singing in the traditional sense."

Yu Qian: "That's right."

Guo Degang: "Shao Yang, Brother Qian, how about the three of us sing one last song for everyone today?"

Yu Qian quickly waved his hand and said: "As long as Shao Yang is here, I won't show my shame."

Guo Degang: "Shao Yang, what do you want to sing?"

Shao Yang laughed and said, "It depends on what the audience wants to hear."

The audience below shouted: "Eighteen touches."

Shao Yang: "Don't cause trouble. I'm going to sing this song, and it will probably be trending tomorrow."

"Sending a lover."

"The flower stand."

"Exploring the Qingshui River."

There are a lot of noises down there.

Shao Yang listened for a while and said, "I'll sing a new one. I'll sing the first part and make up a short section. Everyone can just listen to it."