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The Beizhan Theater can seat [-] people.

For a concert, three thousand people may not be much.

But for a cross talk stage, three thousand people is already a very big place.

The [-]th anniversary celebration started on time at [-]:[-].

At the beginning, it was time for the members of the Dexing Society to appear. They started with disciples and disciples, who came out in pairs. The ones who came out at the beginning were all relatively junior people, and few people in the audience knew them.

It wasn't until the disciple named 'Xiao' came out that there were voices of support from the audience.

The cross talk stage is cruel.

If you say it well, you will get applause, but if you say it badly, the audience may kick you off the stage. Even Xiao Yueyue was kicked off the stage by the audience when he first came on the stage.

Crosstalk is a profession that is easy to say and difficult to say. It is nothing more than two mouths talking on the stage. However, crosstalk has four tasks. When it comes to learning and singing, there are only a handful of people who can really do these four things well. .

Even Xiao Yueyue, among the four words of "Shuo Xue Dou Sing", at most the word "Shuo" and the word "Dou" are taken up.

Behind the apprentices of the Xiao generation, there are the artists of the Nine generation, and then there are the most popular artists, who are also the backbone of the Dexing Society, the Yun and He generations.

It must be twenty minutes later.

It wasn't until Guo Degang and Yu Qian came on stage that the audience burst into warm applause.

"thanks, thanks."

"Guo Degang, I love you."

The audience in the back row was particularly enthusiastic. Over the years, Dexingshe has as many fans as celebrities.

"Some men actually love me."

"Hi."

"Yu Qian, I love you."

"How come there is still someone who loves Yu Qian?"

"What's so strange about that."

"It's not dirty, he is."

"Hahaha." The audience burst into laughter instantly.

Xue Jiajia was not interested in cross talk before. This was her first time to listen to cross talk live, and she felt quite good now.

Shao Yang sat next to him, and Yang Caiwei sat on the other side of Xue Jiajia. At this moment, many media were recording the scenes in the auditorium through the cameras in the middle of the auditorium.

After Guo Degang and Yu Qian started on the stage, a group of people on the stage followed them off. Yuebao Bookstore

After that, pairs of apprentices came on stage one after another.

The apprentices who can perform on today's stage are basically the backbone of Dexing Society.

Tonight, these young cross talk actors also showed their special skills.

From time to time there would be bursts of laughter.

Three shows later.

It was more than nine o'clock.

At this time, Guo Qilin quietly came to the audience and called Uncle Yang twice while the audience was laughing.

Shao Yang heard the sound and turned to Xue Jiajia: "I'll go for a while and I'll be back later."

"Oh."

Shao Yang stood up from the audience and came to the backstage quietly. Xiao Yueyue quickly brought a gown and handed it to Shao Yang.

Yu Qian also stepped forward and asked, "Lao Guo, who are you kidding me later?"

Crosstalk actors are divided into funny and pinging.

Dou Ni is someone who stands outside the table, talks more, and has higher requirements on basic skills.

Peng Ke is the role responsible for coordination, usually standing inside the table.

If we compare music, Dou Ke is the lead singer, and Peng Ke is the mixer.

Guo Degang smiled and said: "Shao Yang, come and tease me."

"Me? What can I do?"

"Haven't you been a tease on a variety show before? You tease me first. If it doesn't work, then switch to me."

Shao Yang could only nodded and agreed.

Shaoyang put on the gown, and Xiao Yueyue immediately stepped forward to help button it.

Although Shaoyang and Xiao Yueyue have never met each other a few times, Shaoyang gave "Sending Lover" to Xiao Yueyue before. Xiao Yueyue always remembers this kindness and respects Shao Yang very much.

The three of them were sitting on the sofa backstage, making final preparations.

None of the three people who came on stage spoke clearly.

They don’t even know which show to perform.

Shaoyang thought about adapting to circumstances.

Guo Degang thought that if Shaoyang failed, he could still keep the secret.

Yu Qian thought that after all, he was a compliment, and there were two jokers on the stage, so why did he have to think so much.

then.

The three of them remained silent.

until……

"Okay, let's invite Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Shaoyang."

Since there is no program list.

The host left the stage after saying this.

But the audience in the audience became excited just by hearing the names of the first two people. When they heard that there was Shaoyang behind them, the entire Beizhan Theater suddenly burst into screams.

Yu Qian was the first to appear.

Guo Degang followed closely.

Shao Yang finally followed the two of them to the stage.

Thousands of spectators at the scene burst into applause and screams, and many people were whistling and booing.

This is hard to see on a concert stage.

At this moment, the media's cameras were all focused on the stage.

No one expected that Shao Yang would follow Guo Degang and Yu Qian onto the stage, and the seats in the stands were Shao Yang, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian from left to right. This was obviously Shao Yang's intention to be a tease.

The audience was noisy and very surprised.

Shao Yang first adjusted the microphone, looked up at the audience, and smiled slightly: "There are so many people here."

Guo Degang nodded and said, "They are all here to listen to cross talk."

Shao Yang: "That's right. When I come to the stage, I first have to introduce myself to everyone."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian: "Yes."

Shao Yang: "You should be familiar with the three of us. My name is Shao Yang, and this person standing next to me is Teacher Guo Degang."

Guo Degang: "Your teacher."

Shao Yang: "The one standing next to Teacher Guo is Yu... Donkey Whip. Today is a good day..."

Yu Qian: "Okay, okay, donkey whip? Isn't this ridiculous? You made my name clear. It's vague, but it sounds a bit aphrodisiac."

"Hahahahaha."

With just these few words, the three thousand audience in the audience burst out laughing, and the laughter was followed by gasps.

Even a group of crosstalk actors including Guo Degang didn't expect that Shao Yang would be so handy. He originally just wanted to be polite, and waited until Shao Yang couldn't hold the scene any longer, and then continued to tease him. Unexpectedly...

Shaoyang: "surname Yu"

Yu Qian: "Yes."

Shao Yang: "In... fish whip?"

Yu Qian: "Okay, the more I talk about it, the smaller it gets."

Shao Yang: "You're so old, but you still make such a joke."

Guo Degang: "He's talking about whales."

Yu Qian: "Let's call it Yu Qian!"

Shao Yang: "Yu Qian, Teacher Yu, a big star."

Yu Qian: "Can't talk about it."

Shaoyang: "Metro Line [-]."

Yu Qian: "Yes, I came here by subway."

"..."

A simple opening has already attracted the attention of the entire audience.

After Yang Caiwei finished laughing, she turned around and said, "Has your husband ever studied cross talk?"

"He has many hobbies."

"you are so happy."

Xue Jiajia could hear the feeling of envy in these four words. She smiled slightly and said nothing.

……

Shao Yang: "Today is the first time that Teacher Guo and I meet."

Guo Degang: "Yes, it is indeed the first time we meet."

Shao Yang: "But Teacher Yu Qian and I have known each other for a long time. We recorded a variety show together before."

Yu Qian: "Yes."

Shao Yang: "Brother Qian, I, and my sister-in-law are all very good friends. My sister-in-law is very smart and speaks thoughtfully."

Guo Degang seemed to have guessed what kind of burden Shao Yang was going to throw away, and said, "Not only is he smart, he is also fair."

offstage.

"Call..."

Yu Qian pushed Guo Degang away: "Go, go, what's the matter with you?"

Shao Yang pointed to the backstage: "Just now, I rushed over from the hotel in a hurry and didn't have time to eat dinner. Teacher Guo's apprentice Xiao Yueyue..."

Guo Degang: "Yue Yunpeng."

Shao Yang: "Yue Yunpeng heard that I hadn't eaten, so he went and bought me a bowl of beef noodles."

Guo Degang: "There is a noodle shop opposite the theater."

Shao Yang: "I just took it, picked up the chopsticks, and was about to eat."

Guo Degang: "What's wrong?"

Shao Yang pointed at Yu Qian: "Sister-in-law is here. His wife pushed the door open and hit my elbow."

Guo Degang: "Yo."

Shao Yang looked down at the ground: "Pah, the bowl fell to the ground and broke into pieces."

Guo Degang: "Yes, I didn't take a bite."

Shao Yang held his arms in his arms and said, "I looked up at my sister-in-law. I just said oh, but before I spoke, my sister-in-law held her arms in her arms. She glanced at me and said, 'Hey, what are you doing? I'll pay you a bowl." Just stay with you for one night)'."

Guo Degang turned to look at Yu Qian: "Is this the case?"

Yu Qian was anxious: "Do you know if I'll give him a bowl of noodles as compensation?"

Shao Yang rubbed his heart: "My heart feels warm when I hear it."

Yu Qian: "Go, what are you thinking about?"

The audience burst into laughter.

The audience cheered and gave the warmest applause.

Insiders in the front row were all laughing from ear to ear.

They never thought that Shaoyang was proficient in cross talk.

A simple opening.

The audience's appetite was whetted.

……