The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

"After his grandfather finished his fortune telling, he was worried and went through the back door to give gifts to the leaders. As a result, he was blocked by people from the Discipline Inspection Commission. His job was also ruined!"

Uncle and Huang Mao: "..."

"But... no matter what you say, if he goes in, our reputation will not be opened!" the uncle said.

"Yeah, that's what we thought at first, but the next day a girl came to ask about her health! I thought to myself, wouldn't it be good to ask about her health? If it doesn't work, if she has any illness, we can transfer her to someone else. That's okay. So I asked Liu Ye to tell her that you have a health problem."

"That's right. If you want to be strong, you should suppress it first. There's nothing wrong with that."

"There's nothing wrong with her. In the end, this woman said that our calculations were quite accurate. She did have some minor health problems recently, and then asked us how to fix them. Then A Biao and I transferred her again and used illusion magic to straighten her out. But as soon as it was over, the police car came again, saying that this woman was suspected of selling human organs, and she was arrested again."

Uncle and Huang Mao: "..."

"Then the next few are either those who make counterfeit medicines, those who wholesale to Dianbei, those who drink to make two kilograms, or the civets who are bored to death. One by one, one by one, one by one."

"Okay, okay, don't get excited first. Then haven't you thought of a solution?"

Good guys, no one who comes to you for fortune telling is a good person.

"Why can't we think of a way? Can we sit still and wait for death? If nothing else, I have to prove our reputation. Okay, I found a beggar who has been begging nearby for more than [-] years. I thought we should give him He tells fortunes, makes him rich, doesn't that give him stardom?"

"Yeah, and then what?"

"Then, A Biao and I went through another round of tossing, using illusions to make him meet noble people, let him pick up money, and let him kill everyone in the casino. Finally, he got up, and the result..."

"Are you arrested again?"

The driver nodded wordlessly.

"Why?"

The driver tilted his head and sighed.

"The murderer has been hiding for more than twenty years. The next day, when the trial period was about to expire, he killed everyone in the casino and spent all kinds of money. People noticed it, and then he investigated and found out. He was sentenced to death that day. .”

uncle:"……"

This is unfortunate.

"The most irritating thing is that Officer Han. He actually targeted us, but he caught us right away. No one came to us to tell fortunes. He also said what we are, we are fortune-telling, not fortune-telling, and ghosts in the fortune world are worried. , and the most annoying thing is that he asked me if I have a public account."

The driver's voice was filled with tears.

"He actually wants to add my official account! Woohoo..."

uncle:"……"

"Then don't you think of any other tricks?"

"I thought about it, why didn't I think about it?"

The driver raised his head sharply.

"I think we have a bad reputation now, but it doesn't matter. There are many celebrities on the Internet who have been hacked. I thought, it doesn't matter if we have a bad reputation. Let's find someone with a good reputation and let him If we continue to fight, won’t our reputation rise again!”

"Good idea, what next?"

"Then we went to a fortune-telling parlor before. That parlor was quite popular and had a good reputation, so we decided to look for him."

"Yes, did they accept the challenge?"

"If you accept the challenge, how can you not accept the challenge? How can they survive in this industry if they don't accept the challenge?"

The driver became angry when he thought about the scene.

The first person to stand up at that time was a man named Chu Banxian.

This person is good at fortune telling, and many big-name celebrities are his close friends, because through his special enlightenment, these celebrities have all become famous.

"Master Liu, I wonder if I can give it to you to take a look at!"

This head-breaking technique in the fortune-telling world must have come from numerology. Liu Ye was not afraid of him at that time because he hadn't finished the calculation yet.

"Okay! Do you want money?"

As soon as he said this, everyone around him laughed.

"No money." Chu Banxian stroked his beard and looked at Liu Ye with contempt.

When dealing with a kid like this, just a few words from him will definitely make him restless and his luck will be greatly reduced!

But I saw him pretending to pinch it a few times with his hands, and then said.

"Master Liu, things are not going well lately, right?"

"Yes!"

Liu Ye nodded quickly.

"I'm always in trouble, and I can't do anything. I really have no choice, so I can do this."

People around: "..."

This kid is so sincere.

Chu Banxian felt that there was no challenge at all.

"Master Liu's fate is indeed not very good. As the saying goes, Lu Zi knows his clothes and crosses the river. Guan Yunchang is defeated and flees Maicheng. This is a sign of career decline."

driver:"……"

Within his field of vision, Master Guan on Liu Ye's back was about to burst out with murderous intent.

He quickly stepped back and said, "What are you going to give as an example? It has to be the second master."

"Not only that, Master Liu's fate is not good either. It was due to the failure of Zhuge Wuhou that Liu Xuande was entrusted with the task of entrusting him to Baidi City."

Hearing this, the uncle and Huang Mao in Rose Apartment were speechless. You said you tell fortunes, why do you have to use such words?

"Didn't you give me some advice then?" the uncle said speechlessly.

"I persuaded him. I was afraid that he would be beheaded by the second master. I said at that time..."

"Well, you're a half-immortal! You tell fortunes and tell fortunes. Don't mess with Wen Suisu. Even if you want to give examples, our Xia Kingdom has so much history. Why do you have to mess with the Three Kingdoms?"

The driver saw the second master showing up behind Liu Ye, his eyes widened with anger, and he was about to strike down with the Guan Gong knife in his hand.

He hurried back to persuade him. He really wanted to reveal the second master. All the weird things in Huicheng would have to come to him.

He was trying to persuade him, but Liu Ye was still there to add fuel to the fire.

"No, brother, I feel that the master is right. Every time I work, I always start well, but in the end I fail inexplicably. Is it really Liu Bei's fault or something?"

Liu Ye thought, how else could he be said to be a professional. The calculation is accurate.

The driver was about to say something more, but when the second master turned around and glared at him, he immediately suppressed it.

Seeing the driver's look, Chu Banxian knew that he had figured out the opponent's pain point, so what else could he say? He would pursue the victory. The less the opponent would let him do something, the more he would do it.

"Sir, I don't mean to say this. Master Liu's fate is really very similar to that of Liu Xuande. It can be said that he spent the first half of his life wandering and achieved nothing. He only had a big name and a little career in his middle age. He made great progress, but relied on wrong people, and ended up miserable in his later years."

The driver was angrily grabbing his hair from behind. You said you were living well, so why did you have to go to the Palace of Hell? You couldn't hold it back.

The key is that it's okay for you to commit suicide, don't delay us!

"Master, what's going on with me, the person I've been entrusted with?" Liu Ye wanted to ask clearly. After all, it was not easy to meet a master, so he couldn't ask clearly about the future.

But he saw Chu Banxian stroking his beard.

"Then Liu Xuande entrusted Jingzhou to Guan Yunchang. Isn't this an unjust entrustment? Can Guan Yunchang guard Jingzhou? No, he is too arrogant. He... Huh? Why do you feel so cold all of a sudden?"