The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

driver:"……"

But it's so cool, the second master's murderous aura is almost dripping. The knife is at your neck.

He wanted to save it, but the second master glared at him again, so he could only continue to hold it in. He looked at this man who was still trying to die. It was quite uncomfortable to be held in.

"So, your future will be the same as Liu Bei's, with a miserable end and entrusted to no one..."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a loud bang, and a pendant around Chu Banxian's neck suddenly exploded, not just him.

All kinds of Buddhist beads, jade pendants and other things on the people around them exploded and broke one after another.

This time, everyone present was stunned.

Chu Banxian was even more panicked when he looked at his broken jade pendant. This was left to him by his master, saying it could ward off disasters for him. Why did it suddenly break now?

"Master, is there any way I can change it?" Liu Ye urged.

"you……"

Chu Banxian raised his head, and just as he was about to speak, he saw a giant more than six meters tall appearing behind Liu Ye.

But look at this giant with phoenix eyes, cicada eyebrows, and a face as heavy as a jujube. Who is Er Ye Guan?

Chu Banxian's eyes bulged out. He looked at Liu Ye and then at Mr. Guan.

"..."

Did I commit a terrible death?

"Your life..."

As soon as he said a few words, he saw Mr. Guan pluck out a beard, put it to the blade of a knife and blew it, and the beard immediately broke into two halves.

Then he looked at him again.

Chu Banxian: "..."

"Master, how can I change my life?"

Liu Ye said anxiously, why is this person talking so secretly?

"Your life is priceless!"

Chu Banxian suddenly slammed the table and shouted.

People around: "..."

"No, didn't you just say that my life is not good..."

"That's the situation for ordinary people!"

Chu Banxian quickly interrupted him.

"For ordinary people, if this fate is yours, it will be what I said before, but you are different. This fate is on you, and that is beyond words! As the saying goes, Guan Yu flooded the seven armies and captured them, and shocked China and Jiuzhou! It’s a good life for one person.”

"But I'm really not doing well lately..."

"Liu Xuande spent half of his life wandering around and became emperor in his middle age. Temporary difficulties are nothing to you. As long as you know that you are the best in the world, your life will be over!"

After saying that, he immediately waved his hands to those around him.

"Everyone, I just had the feeling that my wife is about to give birth. I'd like to take a step ahead and say goodbye!"

With that said, he hurried away.

Everyone around was confused. Is this person so awesome? Can you still feel your wife giving birth?

"Hmph, trash."

Another master came to the fortune-telling parlor. He was also one of the three founders of the fortune-telling parlor. This man was a monk, and it was said that he had studied there in his childhood.

He sat down and was about to speak when he saw the second master standing behind Liu Ye.

"..."

"Sorry about that, my wife is also giving birth to a baby, I'm leaving first!"

After saying that, he fell to the ground with a thud, then got up in a hurry and ran out.

Liu Ye: "..."

Can a monk also marry a wife?

"Haha, you two losers. I'll do it!"

This time it was a Taoist priest. As soon as he sat down, he also saw the second master.

"..."

The scene fell into silence again,

"Taoist Master, you won't give birth to a child with your wife, right?" Liu Ye asked speechlessly.

Taoist priest:"……"

"I...my mother gave birth."

Liu Ye: "..."

"Your mother and his wife had children on the same day?"

"No, that, my mother is her wife."

Liu Ye: "..."

Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?

puff!

The uncle and Huang Mao burst out laughing.

The driver glared at them both.

"What? Is it funny?"

The two agents immediately put away their smiles and said with serious faces.

"It's not funny. Well...didn't we win? No matter what, we achieved our goal."

"It has been achieved, but the problem is, that store has also gone bankrupt."

"why?"

The uncle asked puzzledly.

"Isn't it that the three people were kicked out by the second master? They all went to find their lovers for comfort, and ended up bumping into each other. The three of them started fighting, and no one paid attention. All three of them started fighting. He fell downstairs. If Sanyi dies, the store will not be able to open."

uncle:"……"

This is unfortunate.

"And I don't know who is so wicked as to tell Liu Ye about his previous job. The result is great this time. Let alone fortune telling, it's hard to find a serious job. Do you know what people call him now?"

"What?"

"The humanoid nuclear warhead will explode wherever it goes. It used to be a good fortune-telling street, but now it's all yellow."

"Okay, actually at first I felt that this was unreliable. Do you think that boy can tell people's fortunes? He just doesn't want to kill people. Just count the things he has done in the past few months since he came out. How many? How many are there? Huicheng is so famous and weird, but he doesn’t have much left? Let’s not talk about Weird, let’s just say that humans, even those of his clan, don’t even think about him holding back.”

The uncle sighed.

"I think that's it. It's better to find him some serious work first. After Huicheng is over, aren't there other cities? If it doesn't work, you can go abroad to develop. Maybe you can make some peace or something."

Yellow Hair: "..."

With his reputation, I don’t want him in a serious job now!

The driver nodded while lying on the bed.

"I also looked away. From now on, when I tell fortunes with him, I will be a dog!"

Jingle Bell!

As soon as he finished speaking, his cell phone rang, and he picked it up immediately.

"Hello? What? Ask Master Liu to tell your fortune? OK, OK, I have time. I must have time, what? Go to your place to tell your fortune? OK, OK. Absolutely, OK, OK, we will contact you again."

The driver held the phone in his hands, with stars in his eyes.

The uncle waited: "..."

Look at how cheap it looks.

"Didn't you say that you were a dog when you were telling Liu Ye's fortune?"

"Wang Wang Wang..."

uncle:"……"

Early the next morning, Liu Ye and the driver packed up and headed to the target's villa.

This person is also a friend of the driver. Since he met Liu Ye, the driver often went to various cocktail parties and other places in order to make connections. The caller this time was someone he met twice at a certain cocktail party before, and the two parties had a good conversation. , and left contact information.

Before leaving, the driver solemnly spoke to Liu Ye.

"Liu Er, you must take good care of yourself this time. Whether you can buy a house depends on this time."

Liu Ye said nervously when he heard this.

"Brother, why don't you forget it. I think it would be good for me to set up a stall. I can earn fifty or sixty a day."

Before, he had no job because he was a fortune teller, so Liu Ye made some things and sold them. Needless to say, the business was pretty good.

"no!"

The driver interrupted him directly.

"What kind of stall are you setting up? How old is this? Just setting up a stall, how many years will it take you to buy a house? Fortune telling is different. As long as you make a deal, we will have money!"

Drivers will never give in when it comes to their own life safety.