The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

A Biao looked innocent.

"You asked me to report him, but you didn't go far enough."

"So it's up to me?" the driver said in disbelief.

"That's not good. Please make your instructions more clear next time."

driver:"……"

"Okay, let me do this. There's Xiaodiao, and so are you. It's good that you made a wish to make him sterile, but I didn't let you lose his money either! You said The first time I did a fortune telling, I didn’t make enough money, and even lost thirty yuan.”

"It's thirty-three. He also grabbed a bottle of drink when he came in. Charge it to your account and pay it back with Yin coins." The uncle added.

driver:"……"

Your drink has been expired for who knows how many years, but you still have the nerve to ask for money.

He looked at the statue and saw that the sign on the chest of the statue began to display crazily.

"I can't control it. The results of making a wish are random. If I could control it, I would have run away long ago. Am I still suffering here?"

"Hey, hey, let's talk about it. It's forbidden to complain. I'll warn you once, but be careful next time!"

statue:"……"

"Anyway, let's brainstorm what kind of target we should look for next time...for fortune telling." The driver said seriously.

"I think, don't look for your friends first. Those friends you know are all rich people. They have never seen anything. Liu Ye's little tricks can't fool them, so I think it's better to look for those middle-aged people. Low-level people are good.”

Unexpectedly, as soon as Huang Mao finished speaking, the driver immediately became unhappy.

"What are you talking about!"

Huang Mao was stunned for a moment, and then he suddenly realized that although the teacher was so cheating, he had been in contact with everyone for a long time and had feelings for everyone. It was a bit hard for him to say that about the teacher.

"Brother Lu, I..."

"Who said I don't have friends without money! Who am I looking down on?"

After saying that, he slapped a box of business cards on the table.

"I also know a lot of friends who don't have money. Let's pick a target."

Yellow Hair: "..."

Heh~ Bah!

One month later

At night, a migrant worker came home exhausted from get off work. Even though he was on holiday, he still had to work overtime until late at night.

He wanted to have a good sleep now, but as soon as he walked to the door of his house, he saw a small stall downstairs. When the man looked carefully, he found that it was a Gua stall.

"Let me go, what era is this in? Are there still fortune tellers on the street?"

Originally he wanted to leave, but he saw a dark shadow suddenly hugging him from behind and melting into his body. At that moment, the worker lost consciousness. When he came back to his senses, he was already sitting on the bed. In front of the Gua stall.

"Brother, why don't we force people to come here?"

Liu Ye said softly.

In his field of vision, this person was A Biao who forced him to sit down.

"Don't worry about this, forget it!"

The driver said with a grin on his face. Looking carefully, I found that the driver had become much haggard for some reason, as if he hadn't slept for a few days, his eyes were red, and he looked very scary.

A Biao next to him also looked messy.

Liu Ye shrank his neck and then said.

"Well, Mr. Liu's fortune-telling, if it doesn't work, you don't need money!"

The worker was confused for a while. He originally wanted to go home, but why did he suddenly sit down?

"Sorry, I don't…"

Just as he was about to get up, he saw two big men standing behind Liu Ye, looking at him with red eyes.

"..."

The beater immediately sat down. He was robbed.

"Well, sir, what do you want to do?"

"Or...forget it."

The beater said tentatively.

Swish!

A knife was thrust into the table in front of him, and the beater's face turned green.

"I...I want to calculate my fate!"

After saying that, he burst into tears. Are there so many tricks in robberies now?

"Ah, marriage, sir, judging from your appearance, your marriage is quite bumpy." Liu Ye sighed.

Now that he is proficient at his job, he basically doesn’t need to look up information and can just ask. Hmm... Anyway, just those few words over and over again, what does the other party mean and what is the ups and downs.

"What a rough way?"

The workers suddenly became serious.

"This face of yours is the famous floor drain face."

"Floor drain? Isn't that a toilet!" the worker shouted in shock.

"That's right, what kind of place is the toilet? Just leave when you're done using it. This proves that the other person doesn't treat you as a human being and dump you when you're done using it."

Liu Ye actually just followed the other party's words, but the worker became excited.

"Master, your calculation is so accurate! This is how my goddess treats me. She comes to me when she has something to do and ignores me when nothing happens. What do you think I should do?"

"Take the money and the master will solve it for you."

A Biao suddenly interrupted, and then he and the driver looked around cautiously, as if they were guarding against something.

When the worker heard this, he quickly took out his mobile phone and wanted to transfer money.

But at this moment, a police car came quickly.

"Yang Erniu! You are suspected of embezzling public funds. Come with us."

Click!

The silver bracelet was put on him quickly, and then he was stuffed into the car very skillfully.

Then, I saw the policeman saluting Liu Ye, and then said to Liu Ye.

"Mr. Liu Ye, this guy misappropriated more than [-] million yuan to reward female anchors. How else can you be sure..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw two black figures next to him swooping towards him!

"Wang Wang Wang..."

Liu Ye hugged the driver and A Biao's waist and said awkwardly.

"Officer Han, please leave quickly. If you are later, I'm afraid he will bite you."

Officer Han wiped his sweat and said with a guilty conscience.

"Well, come to the bureau when you have time and pick up the banner."

After saying that, Officer Han left quickly.

Half an hour later, in Rose Apartment, the driver and A Biao were lying on the bed with haggard faces. The uncle beside them washed a handkerchief and put it on their heads.

"What's going on? Aren't you going to have your fortune told? Why are you so haggard?"

The uncle asked puzzledly. The driver said before that he would take Liu Ye and A Biao to set up a stall at the fortune-telling street and would not come back for the time being. Why did this suddenly happen?

A tear slowly fell from the corner of the driver's eye.

"It's so bullying. Do you know how I've been here this month?"

"How did you get here?"

Huang Mao also came over.

"On the first day, we went over to set up a stall. We were lucky. An old man came over and said that his child was having an interview today and asked if his child could get in."

"Isn't that good?"

With their abilities, wouldn't it be quite easy to help the uncle's child succeed in the interview?

"Yeah, I think so too. Just say yes. I asked Liu Ye to say that he can get the interview, and then I asked A Biao to go over and charm the person, and then let his grandson come up."

"Isn't it done?"

The uncle asked puzzledly.

"It's done! But his grandpa went in!!!"

The driver suddenly sat up and roared.