The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

"That's it again."

Professor Yang was a little disappointed. He had been to many fortune-telling places, and the first words of those deceitful masters always said this.

"What's so bad?"

Such rhetoric is nothing more than giving a head start.

"Well...according to the data, you have suffered from a bloody disaster recently."

Professor Yang leaned on the chair. He was now very sure that Liu Ye was a liar. He could use such low-level words. There had been a bloody disaster recently. Even if the gums were bleeding, it could be said to be a bloody disaster. He estimated that he would sell it again. Talisman or magic weapon is sold.

Just when he was about to speak, he saw the driver behind him flick his finger lightly and heard a snapping sound.

The chair under Professor Yang's butt exploded instantly. He sat on the ground, and an upright piece of wood instantly penetrated his butt.

"what!!!"

Professor Yang covered his butt and screamed.

When the driver saw this, he immediately looked surprised.

"I'll go, this is really accurate! Professor, are you okay?"

"What do you say!"

Professor Yang gasped and stood up slowly, and saw blood dripping on the wood below.

The driver gestured from behind. Yes, this was the super move that he and the uncle and others had carefully selected for Liu Ye!

As long as it is fortune-telling, at worst, the good fortune is not accurate, and the bad fortune is not accurate. Even if it is not accurate, the driver and other weird people will make it accurate.

"By the way, you have to be careful, you may lose money recently."

Just when Professor Yang wanted to go to the hospital quickly, his phone rang suddenly.

"Professor, this is bad, your Internet addiction treatment center has been reported!"

"what!"

The driver made a sign behind him. Yes, it was him again. Before looking for him today, the driver asked him to report it. After all, the driver knew all the bad things this guy did and he was following him anyway. Just take some photos and you'll be able to keep an eye on him. He couldn't find it again.

Thinking of this, the driver couldn't help but sigh. What Liu Ye said is right, opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared.

And just when Professor Yang was dumbfounded, Liu Ye's life-threatening voice came again.

"Well, your marriage will also have some problems."

The phone rang again at this time.

"Husband! I'm pregnant!"

On the other side of the phone, his wife said excitedly.

When Professor Yang heard this, he was immediately overjoyed. He had been working hard for more than [-] years, but he didn't expect that his wife was finally pregnant!

The two of them chatted for a while before putting down the phone. After putting it down, he said proudly.

"Haha, Master Liu, you guessed wrong this time! Did you see that my wife is pregnant? There is no problem with our marriage!"

He estimated that everything before was just a coincidence, but at this time, Liu Ye's voice sounded again.

"Um...you have some health problems too."

"Hehe, you are wrong again. I just went to the hospital for a physical examination a while ago, and there is nothing wrong with my body."

Professor Yang patted his chest, but at this time, Professor Yang's phone rang again.

"Hello, is this Professor Yang Feng Yang?"

"Well, it's me? Are you?"

"Oh, I'm from Huicheng Second Hospital. Have you gone to Huicheng Hospital for a physical examination before?"

"Right? What's wrong? Is there something wrong?" Yang classroom asked nervously.

"Oh, that's it. Wasn't there an explosion at Huicheng Hospital a few days ago? It was a chaotic day. Your medical examination form was confused with another person named Yang Yi."

"Then my body..." Professor Yang panicked.

"No big problem."

Professor Yang breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's just that you might be infertile."

The driver made another sign. Yes, he did it. Don't forget, they have that magical statue in their hands. Although making a wish to him will succeed, the way of success is quite different.

But later the driver discovered an alternative use of this thing.

For example, before arriving, the driver chatted with Professor Yang and induced him to tell him that he hoped his wife would be pregnant.

Naturally, his wish came true. As for how the statue would make his wife pregnant...it's hard to say.

"what!!!"

Professor Yang covered his head and screamed. He looked at Liu Ye in horror. It was so accurate. It was so accurate!

This... this is simply a living god.

Regardless of the injury on his butt, he knelt down with a plop and said with tears in his eyes.

"Master! I am blind and have misunderstood the master. I ask the master to ignore the past and save me!!! I kowtow to you!"

Professor Yang banged his head on the ground and started kowtowing until his forehead started to bleed.

The driver quickly signaled to Liu Ye that it was almost done and he could sell him something. He wanted it to death, and he wanted [-] yuan!

The driver estimated that this was the price Professor Yang could afford now.

Liu Ye looked at the driver in embarrassment, is this okay?

The driver urged him to speak quickly, and Liu Ye had no choice but to speak.

"Three hundred thousand!"

driver:"……"

Just do it? You should say something!

Fortunately, Professor Yang can't care so much now. As long as he can be rescued, he will give it three million, not to mention three hundred thousand.

But when he took out his mobile phone and was about to transfer money to Liu Ye, he saw that the bank card balance in his mobile phone was gone.

Everyone: "..."

"How is that possible! I obviously have a million dollars in my card!"

Professor Yang said anxiously.

"Hmm...who knows the password of your card?" the driver suddenly asked.

"My daughter-in-law!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the scene fell into silence.

Case solved!

The driver had a look of pain on his face and punched the wall, his grandmother's force became too strong. I worked on sixty-three moves, but it turned out that my work was in vain.

Professor Yang was crying loudly on the ground.

After a while, he wiped his tears and said to Liu Ye.

"Master, don't worry. Just wait for me. I still have some money. I'll get it for you now."

Before Liu Ye and others could stop him, he limped and ran down. As soon as he left the door, he saw a police car appearing in front of him.

"Yang Feng, right? You are suspected of child abuse and tax evasion. Now you are arrested in accordance with the law."

With that said, he handcuffed him and took him up.

He shouted desperately to the back.

"Master! Save me! Master!!!"

Liu Ye and the driver: "..."

Watching him being taken away by the police car, Liu Ye suddenly thought of something and asked the driver.

"Brother, haven't you given him the fortune-telling money yet?"

driver:"……"

"Don't worry about the thirty yuan!"

The driver summoned all the weirdos to the basement, and the basement was filled with smoke again.

"Although we failed this time, we summed up valuable experience and fully warmed up for the next operation!"

clap clap clap!

Several weirdos clapped quickly.

"However, there is a point that needs to be raised here. A Biao, I asked you to report him. Why did you report him so thoroughly?"