Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Lin Hui rushed over quickly: "What are you doing?"

"Brother Hui, why are you here?"

Chen Erhu smiled and grabbed the monkey's tail, swinging the monkey around like a windmill.

The monkey's eyes were spinning, and he was screaming in fear.

"Put the monkey down!"

Lin Hui walked closer and said seriously: "I ask what you are doing?"

Wang Yong chuckled: "Of course you are going to eat monkey meat? Brother Hui, do you want some?"

The others swallowed their saliva and hurriedly urged.

"Stop inking and bake it quickly!"

"I can't wait!"

"Shut up!" Lin Hui roared, and everyone fell silent for an instant.

"I asked you to find food, but I didn't let you eat this thing. You don't know that monkeys are protected animals and you will go to jail if you eat them!"

Everyone was shocked.

They still think that they can eat anything by flying in the sky and running below?

Unexpectedly, I almost got myself sent in.

"Then what should I do?"

Lin Hui glared at them: "What should I do? Let him go immediately!"

Everyone looked at each other with reluctance on their faces.

It was so hard to catch him, so it would be a pity to let him go.

Chen Erhu said pitifully: "Brother Hui, otherwise, I will eat a monkey's tail and not kill him, okay?"

Lin Hui stared at him: "What do you think?"

Chen Erhu reluctantly walked over and untied the monkey.

Then he grabbed the monkey's tail, spun it around twice and threw it directly into the distance.

"Go away!"

The monkey fell to the ground and screamed in pain.

Soon he climbed up a tree.

He turned around and glared at them fiercely, turned around and ran away.

Watching the monkey gradually disappear into the forest, everyone swallowed hard: "The meat we got is gone..."

Lin Hui snorted coldly: "I'd like to reiterate again, you can't eat protected animals. If you are really hungry, just look for bugs to eat. Even if you catch snakes, they can only be ordinary, colorful ones. You can't even touch them." No touching.”

"It's either poisonous or protecting animals."

Everyone was speechless.

I finally learned how to find food in the woods.

As a result, you can't touch this or eat that.

Too damn frustrated.

Wang Yong sighed: "Forget it, let's just eat the fruit."

After the words fell, everyone suddenly raised their heads.

Wang Yong and Chen Erhu felt the green light coming from the eyes of the people around them and were frightened.

Damn it, how could I forget these bandits?

"Erhu, come on!"

The two of them immediately planted the tree without saying a word.

Others also rushed forward quickly.

Suddenly, the tree was crowded with people.

"Let's go, let's go!"

"Who the hell stepped on my face?"

"Don't move, that fruit is mine!"

Lin Hui looked at the group of people in the tree and shook his head helplessly: They must all be crazy from hunger!

Soon, it was getting dark.

At night, everyone finds a place to sleep.

After being here for so long, everyone is used to sleeping in the wild.

Before going to bed, they smear their bodies with wet mud, leaving only their noses and eyes exposed.

This can effectively prevent mosquito bites.

Mosquitoes in the jungle are very poisonous. A few bites can lead to death.

Around the camp, a circle of burnt plant ashes was sprinkled, and some pungent-smelling plants were added to it to deter venomous snakes and insects from approaching.

After a while, there were a lot of snoring sounds in the forest.

Everyone is hungry and tired these days.

Apart from marching, I just eat and sleep.

It completely fulfilled what Lin Hui said at the beginning, eat and sleep, and sleep and eat.

Lin Hui checked it one last time and confirmed that there was nothing wrong before going back to rest.

He chose a slightly higher location and built a simple shed using large shrub leaves.

As soon as Lin Hui got in and lay down, a clear tone sounded in his ears: "Ding, survival ability in the wild +1!"

During this period of training, he said he was training others, but the one who gained the most was himself.

Through this period of training, he has completely become a wild survival master.

? ?When Mr. Pei comes, everyone has to bow and take a detour.

The temperature was low at night to prevent him from catching a cold. Lin Hui put on the clothes he had dried during the day and covered himself with dead leaves to keep warm.

He closed his eyes, rested his head on his hands, and soon fell asleep: "I'll be able to go out in a few days. When I meet the Blue Army this time, I must give them a big surprise..."

Silent night.

In the forest, there was the buzz of mosquitoes everywhere.

At first, everyone was not used to sleeping in the woods, but now they just lie down and sleep.

The sound of those mosquitoes has become the best lullaby.

Chen Erhu turned over while holding the wooden stake, mumbling in his sleep: "Village beauty, let me kiss you, okay, okay, okay..."

Suddenly, he felt something furry grabbing him.

He opened his eyes suddenly, and the grinning monkey face in front of him shocked him: "Oh my god!"

The monkey was also frightened by him, screamed, and grabbed him underneath.

Erhu's open mouth turned into an O shape.

"Oh yo yo!"

"You fucking let go of my cock!"

The monkey was frightened, grabbed the object and ran away.

Chen Erhu was dragged away, crying in pain: "It's going to break, it's going to break, it's going to break!"

The piercing scream woke everyone up instantly.

When they sat up and took a look, their eyes nearly popped out.

Has this damn monkey reached Monkey Mountain?

There are monkeys everywhere in the camp?

"Damn it, Brother Monkey is shaking people!"

Wang Yong was shocked when he saw Erhu being caught by the monkey: "Hurry, save people, Erhu is going to be caught and eaten by the monkey!

Everyone was so frightened that they jumped up from the ground instantly.

Aren’t monkeys vegetarian?

When did you switch to cannibalism?

Lin Hui immediately came out of the shed and happened to see Wang Yong rushing out. He was knocked to the ground by a group of monkeys.

A monkey sat on him and slapped his mouth wildly.

While fanning, he bared his teeth and screamed, which made him very excited.

Lin Hui's mouth twitched: I'll go! These monkeys are so vindictive. They were slapped in the mouth during the day and came back at night?

While he was stunned, a scream suddenly came from the camp.

A veteran was knocked down by several monkeys.

After struggling for a few times, he was pressed down again.

The monkey grabbed his head and smashed it to the ground.

Some people tried to climb up a tree to hide, but as soon as they climbed up, they were kicked down by an ambush monkey.

He fell to the ground and screamed in pain: "Damn, let's do a sneak attack!"

The worst thing was that Chen Erhu was dragged down for dozens of meters. His painful hands kept slapping the ground, and he screamed like a pig being killed.

Lin Hui frowned, immediately picked up a wooden stick with some sparks nearby, and rushed towards the monkey group.

As he ran, he blew sparks.

With a buzz, the torch lit up instantly.

He rushed forward and waved the torch directly at the monkey, causing the monkey to grin and retreat.

"Wild animals are afraid of fire, so raise a torch!"

Only then did the others react and quickly started lighting torches.

At the same time, Lin Hui kicked all the monkeys away one by one, and the monkeys' screams continued to be heard in the air.

However, he kept the intensity under control.

After all, we are protecting animals. It would be very troublesome to kick them to death or cripple them.

Seeing Lin Hui's bravery, many monkeys started to move towards the trees, screaming.

"Fuck you uncle, get off here if you dare!"

"It's a one-on-one challenge. What's the point of fighting in a group?"

The group of people who had just been bullied by the monkey all held torches and rushed forward angrily.

Others held sticks and chased the monkeys around.

But these guys are very flexible. As long as they climb a tree, they will disappear immediately.

"Help, Brother Hui, help me!"

Chen Erhu's heartbreaking shouting could be heard in the distance.

Lin Hui turned his head and smashed the torch directly.

The group of monkeys were so frightened that they immediately dispersed, turned around and fled to the tree.

Then he patted them on the butt, as if to demonstrate, and then disappeared.

Chen Erhu clamped his legs and rolled on the ground in pain: "It hurts me to death. I'm going to become a father-in-law. I'm going to have no descendants!"

Lin Hui picked him up and said, "What is it called? The thing is still there!"

Chen Erhu took a look and saw that it was indeed still there, but it really hurt!

Tears streamed down his face: "Brother Hui, these monkeys are so damn wicked. If they don't catch them anywhere, they have to catch me. This is to make my old Chen family extinct!"

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "Who asked you to stand up so late at night? The monkey is probably crazy because of greed and treats him like a banana."

Chen Erhu looked down and said while crying: "It's not my fault that I look like a banana..."

Lin Hui was too lazy to pay attention to him and turned to look at the others.

The light of the torches shone on everyone's faces.

Only then did he realize that many people at the scene were in trouble, and some people's faces were as red as a monkey's buttocks from being slapped.

"Monkey Sun's!"

Wang Yong rushed over angrily with a stick: "Where are you, get out of here, I will kill you guys!"

Lin Hui was shocked when he saw his appearance: "Fuck, who are you?"

Wang Yong was stunned for a moment, then said with a sad face: "Brother Hui, it's me. Wang Yong, don't you recognize me?"

"Wang Yong?"

Lin Hui came up and took a closer look.

This guy's cheeks were swollen on both sides, his eyes were narrowed into a line, and he looked like a big pig's head.

If he didn't speak, he really wouldn't know who it was.

Wang Yongyong said angrily: "These bastards are too cruel. You can't kill me even if you slap me. See what they have done to me?"

Lin Hui said angrily: "Yeah, monkeys are the most vindictive. You slapped it in the face during the day and wanted to roast it. If they just beat you up and didn't treat you like they did to Erhu, it would be a good thing."

In neighboring countries, monkeys have become humans' natural enemies.

Stealing money, stealing food, stealing children.

They even often beat up lone people in groups.

Tonight's attack must be in revenge for what happened during the day.

These guys almost roasted people and ate up all the fruits in their territory. It would be strange if the monkeys didn't retaliate!

Wang Yong glanced at Erhu and suddenly felt a chill in his crotch.

At this moment, he suddenly felt that his pain was nothing...

Lin Hui waved his hand and said: "Okay, let's forget it here. Don't mess with the monkeys in the future. They are more familiar with this than you. If you really get entangled, no one will be safe. This time, just be It’s a lesson learned!”

Everyone was so angry that they couldn't swallow this breath at all.

The soldiers of the dignified Tiger Regiment were beaten into this state by a group of monkeys.

If word spreads, how will they see anyone?

But these monkeys run really fast. Even if they want to catch up, they can't catch up.

"Okay, okay, let's go back and rest, and take the medicine when it's time to take it..."

As soon as Lin Hui finished speaking, a soldier next to him suddenly shouted: "Damn it, my stuff is missing!"

Another soldier immediately screamed: "Mine is gone too!"

Everyone reacted quickly and immediately ran back to their sleeping place. They were all dumbfounded.

Clothes, water bottles, and first aid kits are all gone!

"Let me go, all our things are gone!"

Lin Hui was stunned.

He didn't have to think twice to know that it must have been stolen by these damn monkeys.

These guys are really very revengeful.

Wang Yong looked desperate: "Brother Hui, what should we do? All our clothes are gone, how can we go back? If we go back naked like this, the guards at the regiment headquarters will kill us all!"