Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

at dusk.

Zhou Zhongyi came out of the regiment office and walked out with a smile on his hands: "At the end of the day, I wonder how Lin Hui and the gang of boys have been practicing?"

Soon, he came to the playground.

In the huge playground, except for two or three birds, there was no one.

Zhou Zhongyi was confused: "Where have everyone gone?"

When he looked at his watch, it was dinner time. Would he be eating in the cafeteria?

When he arrived at the cafeteria to eat, he realized that there was no fire at all today.

Zhou Zhongyi panicked a little and hurriedly went out to look around.

Let alone humans, there was not even a ghost in the camp.

"Damn it!" Zhou Zhongyi was dumbfounded: "Why is there not a damn person in the camp? Where did Lin Hui kidnapped me?"

"Captain, why are you here?"

Zhou Zhongyi turned his head and saw the chief of staff coming out of the toilet with his pants lifted.

He rushed forward, grabbed the chief of staff's hand, and was stunned when he was about to speak: "Did you fucking wash your hands? Why are your hands so wet?"

The staff elder blushed and quickly wiped his body: "Sorry, sorry..."

Zhou Zhongyi glared at him and wiped his hands on his clothes: "Old Liu, where did our group go? How come I looked around and didn't even see a ghost?"

The chief of staff was stunned for a moment: "They went out for training. They left early in the morning."

Zhou Zhongyi was stunned for a moment.

He went out so early in the morning, why didn't anyone sue him?

The chief of staff asked worriedly: "Captain, there is only one month left. Lin Hui doesn't take everyone to seize the time to train, but instead runs out. Isn't it too unreliable?"

Zhou Zhongyi laughed and slapped him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, if Lin Hui is not reliable, our regiment will not be able to find anyone who is reliable. It was he who killed the commander of the Blue Army in the exercise, and he was also the one who destroyed it." People’s headquarters.”

"Since he has been appointed as the chief instructor, we have to trust him."

The chief of staff nodded: "You're right, don't trust those who employ them, and don't trust those who doubt them."

Zhou Zhongyi smiled and said: "Okay, don't worry about it, let them practice by themselves!"

The chief of staff rolled his eyes, who cares?

You were obviously the one who was in a hurry just now, so why are you asking?

……

In the blink of an eye, half a month has passed.

In the dense jungle, two heads suddenly poked out of the trees.

The two have dark skin, strong skills, and are wearing clothes made of leaves.

At first glance, I thought they were two primitive people.

After taking a closer look, I realized that they were actually Wang Yong and Chen Erhu.

Chen Erhu stretched himself: "We have finished walking [-] kilometers today. We also rested for an hour just now. Let's start looking for food now."

He looked around, confused: "Why is there no one here?"

Wang Yong said angrily: "We must have overslept! Those old veterans must have gone out early in the morning, and now they have probably rummaged through the entire forest!"

Chen Erhu was dumbfounded: "What? Is there anything for us to eat?"

"What a fart!" Wang Yong glared at him: "Eighteen generations of insect ancestors may have been eaten by them, and it's all your fault!"

Chen Erhu said angrily: "Why is it my fault? Isn't it the fault of those sour fruits you found, which made me poop with you and exhausted all my strength? Otherwise, would I have overslept?"

Wang Yong raised his voice: "Oh, you have the nerve to talk to me? If you gave me half of that big bug in the morning, would I look for sour fruit? If there is no sour fruit, can we escape?"

"What are you two arguing about? I can hear you chattering from afar!"

When the two of them lowered their heads, they saw Lin Hui wearing a fashionable leaf costume, standing under the tree.

It was so humid and hot in the woods that my clothes were hard to wear and it was easy to burn my crotch.

So everyone simply took off their clothes and put on cool leaf clothes.

The two people immediately jumped down from the tree like monkeys.

Wang Yong stared at Lin Hui's lower body with a smile: "Brother Hui, can you lend me one of the leaves you have in your pocket?"

Lin Hui stared at him: "What?"

Wang Yong said embarrassedly: "My one was accidentally cut, and I was bitten by a mosquito while sleeping at night. It's not like you don't know that mosquitoes here are very poisonous! Look, I'm swollen." , just like a stick!"

"Go away!"

Lin Hui spat: "I don't want to be blind yet! If you want the leaves, I'll find them myself. I have to find food. You hurry up, they will eat all the leaves if it's too late."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

The two shrugged helplessly and went in another direction to find food.

After walking forward for a while, the two of them suddenly stopped, their eyes widening.

I saw a tree in front of me bearing many fruits, large and small.

"Erhu, we have something to eat!"

Wang Yong pulled him excitedly and was about to run forward, but Chen Erhu didn't move.

"what happened?"

Chen Erhu became cautious: "Will this fruit be the same as yesterday's sour fruit, and it will become thin after eating? My two leaves were finally dried in the sun, and they won't be penetrated by spraying anymore."

Wang Yong chuckled: "Don't worry, based on my experience, there is absolutely no problem with today's fruit! You can see that the fruit is round and dark in color, it must be fine, it is definitely not sour, and I promise not to spray!"

"I believe you are a ghost!"

Chen Erhu groaned: "That's how you lied to me yesterday!"

Wang Yong looked unhappy: "That's okay, I'll eat it first. If it's not sour or upset, you can eat it later. How about it?"

Chen Erhu chuckled and said, "That's no problem."

Wang Yong rolled his eyes: This brat is getting better and better, and he can no longer fool him: "You can climb the tree to pick fruits in a while, and I will continue below."

"Row!"

The two hurriedly came to the tree. Chen Erhu hugged the tree and prepared to climb up.

"Damn it, there are fruit trees there, hurry up!"

At this moment, a sound suddenly came from the distance.

An old soldier's eyes flashed, as if he had discovered a treasure, and he rushed towards the fruit tree.

Wang Yong was startled: "Erhu, hurry up, hurry up, those bandits are here to rob us!"

In the woods, there are no rules.

There is fast hand, no hand is slow.

If they rob it all, nothing will be left.

Chen Erhu didn't care about anything and just climbed up.

Climbing up, I reached out and was about to pick the fruit.

boom!

Chen Erhu suddenly felt his head being hit by a hammer.

Then everything went dark, and he fell straight down from the tree.

Fortunately, Wang Yong was there to take over, otherwise he would have suffered a concussion.

Chen Erhu was dizzy, and his eyes were full of double images: "Hey, me, why did I get down?"

Others quickly gathered around: "What happened?"

Chen Erhu shook his head: "I don't know, it seems to have been hit by something."

Suddenly, a veteran covered his head and squatted down: "Damn, something hit me, it hurts so much!"

Everyone immediately raised their heads and saw a few monkeys on the tree holding fruits in their hands and grinning at them.

But if you smile, the monkey won't laugh anymore.

Everyone, including Wang Yong, had green eyes, swallowing saliva and licking their tongues.

"Have you ever eaten monkey meat?"

"not yet!"

"Then why are you still standing there? Fuck him! I want to eat monkey brains!"

With a swish, everyone rushed towards the tree like crazy.

The monkey's hair suddenly exploded and he was startled.

A few of them reacted quickly and jumped onto other trees to escape.

Just as the last one was about to escape, Wang Yong grabbed it by the neck and pulled it down from the tree.

"twitter……"

The monkey struggled and shouted.

Wang Yong almost scratched his face.

Wang Yongyong was so courageous that he went up and slapped a few big mouths, which made the monkeys stunned: "I let you bark, I let you bark! I let you scratch, I let you scratch!"

Chen Erhu said angrily: "Beat him, beat him!"

"Quick, make a fire quickly!"

"Leave the monkey brain to me!"

"Hehehe, we have meat to eat today, no need to eat wild fruits! It's clean and hygienic, brothers!"

A group of people found rattan sticks and tied them up with five flowers.

The people next to me immediately brought branches and started to light a fire.

Seeing the rising fire, the monkey was so frightened that he peed on the spot.

Wang Yong took out a stone-polished dagger and walked towards it with a smile: "Senior Brother, you are lucky today. You come to give teeth to the brothers as a sacrifice, and you can also contribute to our army!"

Just when he was about to disembowel the monkey, a loud roar suddenly came from the distance: "Fuck me, stop it!"