Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Snapped!

Zhou Zhongyi slapped his hand on the table and stood up: "This kid Lin Hui is too unreliable!"

"I've been missing for more than 20 days, not a single phone call or message. I'm like a fucking commander!"

The chief of staff next to him sighed: "Captain, I have told you before that Lin Hui is unreliable. You must not believe it. Are you okay now?"

Zhou Zhongyi looked solemn: "Tell me, where can this kid take people?"

The chief of staff thought for a while, then suddenly his face changed: "Let me go, he won't take all the people outside to fuck their waists, right?"

Zhou Zhongyi's anus suddenly tightened and his waist ached.

This kind of thing is not impossible.

It's not far from the border, and there's a kidney shop outside!

"Quick, quick, hurry up and send someone to find me!"

"I'll call now!"

As soon as the chief of staff picked up the phone, a guard ran in: "Report!"

Zhou Zhongyi looked at him and asked, "What's the matter?"

The guard smiled awkwardly: "Captain, a police officer is coming to the door."

Zhou Zhongyi and the chief of staff looked at each other and frowned: "The police came to the door? What can they do?"

The guard scratched his head and said, "Listen to them... they seem to have seen our people."

Zhou Zhongyi's eyes lit up, he was surprised, happy and angry: "I didn't expect it, we didn't find it ourselves, but we asked others to find it first!"

He quickly ran out with the chief of staff.

Downstairs at the regiment headquarters, a police car was parked.

The leading police officer saw Zhou Zhongyi approaching and saluted quickly: "Hello, comrade leader."

Zhou Zhongyi returned the salute and asked impatiently: "Hello, comrade, where did you find them?"

The police officer smiled awkwardly: "That's what happened. A fellow villager who went to the mountains to collect medicine came to us and said that he found a group of naked perverts in the woods..."

Zhou Zhongyi looked confused and quickly interrupted: "Wait, you found a pervert, what are you doing here?"

"Comrade, please listen to what I have to say."

The police officer coughed and said, "My fellow man has called the police. We must pay attention to this matter. Moreover, there are not just one or two perverts, but hundreds of them. They almost gave me a heart attack."

The police officer next to him nodded solemnly: "There are hundreds of people, think about that scene. But the fellow was so frightened that he still dared not look at the man with his bare buttocks. It was said that he had been there for several days. , I don’t even dare to take a shower!”

Zhou Zhongyi looked strange.

Is the world so chaotic now?

Are all the perverts in fucking groups?

No, then you should go catch the perverts. Why are you here with me?

The police officer looked at him and said: "We went there as soon as we received the alarm. Through interviews, we found that many villagers had seen it. Someone provided clues that those people... seemed to be from you."

"Where are the people in your army? Why can't you see any of them in broad daylight?"

Zhou Zhongyi was stunned for a moment, his expression uglier than if he had eaten a ton of shit: "This, that..."

He was almost certain that those hundreds of perverts were most likely the same group of people brought out by Lin Hui.

The soldiers of the dignified Tiger Regiment were running wildly in the woods, what a shame!

He ran as fast as he could, and he was actually bumped into by a fellow villager.

What a shame!

The police officer saw that Zhou Zhongyi was hesitating and couldn't answer for a long time, so he immediately asked in a low voice: "Is it possible that you are doing some special training? It's not convenient to disclose it, right?"

"exactly!"

Zhou Zhongyi slapped his thigh and nodded quickly: "Military secrets, military secrets are really not convenient to reveal!"

The police officer gave a thumbs up, with a look of admiration on his face: "It's really impressive. All the training clothes are gone. It must be a challenge to the limits of human beings! However, you can train as long as you train. Stay away from the hometown, and there are hundreds of people with you." Return to our original nature, let alone the fellow villagers who will be frightened when they see it.”

"It was late at night, and we were so scared when we saw it. Who can bear this?"

Zhou Zhongyi simply couldn't imagine this scene.

It's simply an army of idiots.

Lin Hui, this bastard, when you come back, let's see how I deal with you!

With the soldiers I have worked so hard to train, I go to the battlefield to kill the enemy.

Are you fucking taking them on a wild run in the woods to scare the fellow villagers?

Zhou Zhongyi, holding back his anger, quickly apologized and said with a smile: "What you are saying is that I will strictly discipline them later. Where are those people now?"

The police officer looked at him and said: "In the woods east of Xiaowei Village, some villagers reported seeing them there in the morning."

"You'd better bring him back as soon as possible. Just do the training and don't scare the fellow villagers."

"Yes, yes, be sure to pay attention."

Zhou Zhongyi sent the police car away with an apologetic smile on his face, and his face instantly became extremely ugly.

The fists were clenching loudly!

The chief of staff came up from the side and said hello with a face full of greetings: "How did you train Lin Hui? How did you take people to the forest and make them all naked? Is it liberating nature?"

Zhou Zhong slapped him hard on the shoulder with loyalty: "You bastard, I'm going to go find this bastard now to settle the score!"

The chief of staff grimaced in pain: Just pat me if you want. If you can’t pat yourself, why are you patting me on the shoulder?

……

On the other side, in the dense jungle.

All of them were covered with various plants and looked like small moving shrubs.

Lin Hui walked in front of the team, walking for a while and then stopping.

Walk for a while, then stop.

"Ding, tracking ability +1!"

"Ding, investigation ability +1!"

As his abilities continued to increase, Lin Hui's senses became clearer.

All the small traces around him that he had never noticed before could not escape his eyes.

He climbed the tree for a while, and stood on the trunk for a while, looking into the distance.

From time to time, he would squat on the ground and observe the broken branches.

Sometimes I pick up a piece of grass and smell it with my nose.

The team moved forward slowly, and everyone looked at each other in confusion.

"What is he doing?"

"Why do you look like a hound? Is it possible that you can also smell monkeys and track them?"

"Keep your voice down, Lin Hui is a petty person. If you dare to call him a dog, he will throw you into a pile of monkeys if you turn around."

The man who just spoke was startled: "I won't say it anymore, I don't want to become like Erhu."

Chen Erhu next to him was about to cry: "You still said that I'm still swollen, why didn't you save me then..."

"To shut up!"

Just as Erhu's tears were about to fall, Lin Hui turned around and glared, then stopped them immediately.

But the two groans he made just now were still pulled, and the pain made him grin.

His facial features were distorted, as if he had chewed a hundred lemons at the same time.

"Erhu, here you go."

At this moment, Wang Yong handed over a small net bag woven with rattan, which looked very unique.

Chen Erhu looked curious: "What is this?"

Wang Yong chuckled: "You've been dragged like that. It can be protected to some extent by wearing it. It's good for you, and it's good for you."

Chen Erhu's face was full of emotion: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Brother Yong is still kind to me."

He took it, turned around, and slowly put it on, with a happy smile on his face: "The size is just right, how did you know my size?"

Wang Yong's face was full of pride: "What's that look in my eyes? It's not just you, I know everyone's size, even the leader's size!"

Everyone subconsciously clamped their legs, their faces full of horror.

Damn it, I won’t take a shower with this guy next time!

Look where you shouldn't.

"Shut up for me!"

Lin Hui said coldly: "We've arrived."

Everyone immediately fell silent, with a fierce look in their eyes.

The monkeys took the things away, and they had to take them back.

Otherwise, if he goes back like this, he will not only be killed by the guards, but the regiment leader will never go around them.

The tigers all ran away and were beaten by the monkeys. If word got out, would they still be alive?

Wang Yong asked angrily: "Brother Hui, where are those monkey beasts?"

Lin Hui shushed and cautiously took a few steps forward.

Holding on to a tree, he quietly poked his head out.

Just above them, a group of monkeys were playing with their equipment and making random noises.

Everyone's eyes burst out with anger: "Damn, I finally found you!"