Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

Flash Magikarp only has three skills: [Crazy], [Water Splash], and [Crash].

This is totally incompatible with its value!

Looking at the introduction in the [Pokémon Guide], Sister Zhou wanted to die. What is this?

My boss cheated me of my hard-earned money.

Although her heart was bleeding at the moment, she couldn't show it on face.

"We must not let the netizens in the live broadcast room see the joke!"

Sister Zhou worked hard to save face!

"Sister Zhou, do you understand the instruction manual? Can you show your talent?"

"I'd like to see what you can do with a carp."

It's over, this time netizens have clearly understood Sister Zhou's temper.

They will all use the provocative method!

Sister Zhou’s bad temper can only come from a little bit~~~

"Can a living person suffocate to death? Look at me...Flash Magikarp, use the skill [Crazy]."

"Ding, the system reminds you that your water Pokémon, Shiny Magikarp, successfully used the skill [Crazy]. Momentum +1."

The Magikarp on the chopping board has a big (╬??д??╬) stamped on his forehead.

Golden scales, slightly red...

Other than that, nothing has changed!

“This fish suddenly became so fierce and even made emoticons!!!”

"I'm going to take a screenshot and save it in the first line of my phone, the third emoticon."

"Haha, is this Sister Zhou's new favorite skill? I suddenly feel that the flowering toad of my silly girl is really worth the money.

What the hell is the golden arowana today! "

"Without comparison, there is no harm. 3 seconds of silence for Sister Zhou's wallet."

All netizens have been deeply defeated by Flash Magikarp.

What was originally full of expectations has now turned into a desire to see a joke.

Although the first attempt failed, Sister Zhou still refused to give up and started her second attempt.

"Flash Magikarp, use the skill [Water Splash Jump]."

"Ding, the system reminds you that your water Pokémon, Flash Magikarp, successfully used the skill [Water Splash Jump]. Nothing happened!"

"..."

Not outrageous, only more outrageous!

This time, Flash Magikarp didn't even make an emoticon, and just returned to his previous appearance, jumping on the chopping board non-stop.

With the beating, countless water splashes were splashed from the body.

"Is this... splashing water?"

"Can this be considered a skill? A fish can do it, right?"

"I think it's pretty cool. At least it proves that the fish is fresh and not zombie fish in the freezer."

"I'm so embarrassed..."

Sister Zhou covered her face with her hands in despair, a look of despair on her face.

"Dead fish, either you die today or I die!"

If you dare to stand in front of so many people, I will not be able to get off the stage. I must give you some advice.

Otherwise you don’t know why flowers come in all kinds of red!

"I'll give you one last chance! Otherwise, you'll have to wait to be made into a fish head with chopped peppers."

This is King Magikarp's last hope for a comeback, and it is also Sister Zhou's last chance to earn back her face.

Sister Zhou covered the [Pokémon Guide] with her hand and shouted the name of the third skill with all her strength.

"Flash Magikarp, use the skill [Impact]."

"Ding, the system reminds you that your water Pokémon, Shiny Magikarp, successfully used the skill [Crash].

Sister Zhou's damage was -1. "

"bump!"

The Flashing Carp King jumped up and directly hit Sister Zhou's broad forehead with its hard fish head.

"Ouch...I'll go!"

All its attribute points were focused on defense, and the three little ones only spent a long time cutting off a layer of its bloody skin.

Head to head, head to head!

The Flashing Carp King was of course safe and sound, but unfortunately Sister Zhou had a swelling on her boss, which made her cry in pain.

"o(╥﹏╥)oWhy is it always me who gets hurt!"

"Siyu, if I don't kill you today, my surname will not be Zhou!"

Sister Zhou is angry. You didn't give me face, you splashed water all over me, and now you dare to hit me!

Give you a face.

"Damn it, the tigress Sister Zhou went berserk and is going to cause trouble."

"Is it still too late to fight the demon spirit?"

"What are you doing? Call the police, Sister Zhou, for killing fish? Is it illegal to kill fish? Let's just call 120."

"You're right, it's not illegal to kill fish, but if rabies bites people, they need to be vaccinated."

Netizens originally wanted to persuade Sister Zhou to calm down, but their words changed their taste when they came to their mouths.

Their criticism is like a wound spreading wildly.

The angry Sister Zhou even lost her mind!

"It's useless for anyone to stop me today. I must make it into a dish."

Unexpectedly, the recipe that was originally just used to intimidate the Flashing Magikarp actually came in handy now.

"Clap clap clap!"

With the ready-made chopping board, Sister Zhou took the knife and struck it three times.

Smash all the onions, ginger and garlic into flat pieces, quite like a chef!

"The ingredients are ready, the next step is to open the intestines and cut off the fish scales."

It turns out that Sister Zhou couldn't bear to look at Flash King Carp.

While she was hesitating, King Carp unexpectedly struck a decisive blow at her! 【Zi Shui】attack.

A jet of water as small as cotton thread was sprayed on Sister Zhou's face.

It extinguished her last trace of sanity!

"Ding, the system reminds you that your Pokémon Shiny Magikarp has learned the skill [Water Gun]"

Due to the [Pokémon Guide], Sister Zhou can also know the changes in pets and the new skills learned.

But a [water gun] of this level is really... worse than nothing.

However, Sister Zhou didn't know that during the Magikarp period, in addition to the 3 fixed skills, no matter how high the level was, the fourth skill could not be learned.

Not to mention water attributes and offensive skills!

In other words, this Flashing Magikarp has perfect potential and is a proper leader level.

Sister Zhou has never even started as a trainee trainer, so how could she know this?

The only thing she knew clearly was that she was spit on.

"Is this a water gun or a pee? It's so little, you're impotent, I'd better send you to see Tathagata Buddha."

"Dangdangdang!"

Sister Zhou raised her knife and brought down several chops on Carp King's body. But it was resisted by the hard scales.

There was also a sound of fighting and fighting.

so hard!

"This defense is so abnormal that the knife in the host's hand was cut into pieces."

"The carp didn't even leave a single white mark on its body."

"Is this what the legend says...because you are afraid of pain, so you all click on defense?"

Everyone is surprised by how hard Magikarp is.

"I won't..."

Sister Zhou was about to do it again, but the next second she was taught how to behave by a cute pet!

I saw the Flashing Carp King leaping up into the air.

A wide fish tail turned into a palm like a cattail fan, which was a loud slap on Sister Zhou's handsome face.

"Papa papa ~~~~~"

"Wocao...my...face."

After a burst of output, the defenseless Sister Zhou couldn't resist it at all. She only felt dizzy, her cheeks were numb, and she kept shaking her head in a habitual and rhythmic manner~~~

Your intimacy with Flash Magikarp is -1.

Intimacy -1.

Intimacy -1.

......

"Ding, the system reminds you that your Pokémon Shiny Magikarp has learned the skill [Serial Slap]"