Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"Anchor, you are holding a carp and talking about Pokémon. Isn't it a bit far-fetched?"

"That's right. Is there anything special about it?"

"It looks like it's a fish. You must have been deceived by the pet shop owner."

Facing the questions and difficulties from netizens, Sister Zhou is not afraid at all.

How could someone as smart as her be fooled by Ye Yifan with just a few words like a silly girl? !

Don't look at people through the cracks in the door - you'll look down on them.

"With my IQ of 250, can the boss fool me? Now let me show you how powerful my baby is."

Sister Zhou waved her hand and released the restraints on the Lightning Carp King.

Use a please start your performance, announce the curtain, and let it show off its unique skills!

"This is the moment to witness the miracle, come and show it!"

Sister Zhou is impassioned and full of enthusiasm.

however.

The Flashing Carp King continued to jump around on the chopping board minding his own business, nothing special at all.

Only the water in the puddle beneath him was accumulating more and more.

"..."

......

10 seconds have passed...

1 minute has passed...

10 minute has passed...

A large car rollover scene suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room! Netizens have almost forgotten, what did they originally come to see?

"Hey, I was careless and didn't dodge. I stared at him for more than ten minutes with his dead fish eyes."

"What on earth am I expecting? I clearly know that she is the most unreliable Sister Zhou."

"Oh, I was tricked by the Japanese and wasted 10 precious minutes of my life.

You can sow seeds 10 times! "

Fans complained one after another and shouted that they were fooled!

Sister Zhou is holding a big carp and bragging in the live broadcast room to defraud traffic.

However, the person involved was also confused.

"It shouldn't be! Is that kid Ye Yifan worth 1000 million Baileys? Why can't he be so ordinary?"

Ten thousand grass and mud horses are galloping in Sister Zhou’s heart!

The silly girl's garlic toad can: turn into a light bulb, spit out seeds for a machine gun, do arithmetic, and bloom!

Sister Zhou really became interested in Pokémon because of the magic of Bulbasaur.

all the time.

Sister Zhou spared no effort to expose the disguise of Garlic Toad in front of Dai Meier and everyone in the live broadcast room.

But it has never been successful!

After a lot of effort, I made one myself and made it casually. I am sure I can expose those weird abilities to everyone.

It won't be long before I get a promotion and salary increase, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life.

Think a little excited!

But the next second, Sister Zhou was brought back to reality by the barrage of netizens.

"Okay ah?"

"No, my beloved, just step back...I'm tired!"

"Just wait for me, I'll go get the pet manual with my boss!!!"

manual? !

Good guy, is this thing like Sister Zhou something you have never raised before? The instructions are all out.

You thought it was a TV!

"...Oh, the child is still young, so he is probably dead!"

"The instructions are just instructions. Go and come back quickly. I always feel uneasy."

Sister Zhou dropped the Flashing Carp King and ran up to the second floor.

"boom!"

The loud sound of the door opened, and the frightened girl spilled the tea in her cup. The pair of majestic figures trembled in fright, and their afterimages were shaken.

So big and round.

"What's wrong with you? Twice a day, even if I wasn't sick, you scared me into falling ill."

“Ahem, cough, cough, my door is 10086 yuan, do you want cash or micropayment~~~”

Even Ye Yifan was so frightened by the sudden appearance of Sister Zhou that he choked on his tea and coughed several times before he could feel relieved.

Sister Zhou is so cool!

"Don't worry about the door. Please give me your share of the Pokémon instructions? My Shiny Carp is almost laughing to death from them."

If the situation didn't allow it, Sister Zhou would have wanted to grab Ye Yifan by the collar and bite him to death.

"Nani?"

Sister Zhou was so baffled that Ye Yifan was stunned. What a damn manual.

He only has the [Pet Encyclopedia], which for some special reasons has never been given to trainers who buy Pokémon.

Now, Sister Zhou is so imaginative that she comes to ask for props.

This time, Ye Yifan was stunned. Did he let his Pokémon slip and let him have a pet guide for nothing?

"Seeing as you don't speak, you must have it?! Bring it!"

Seeing Ye Yifan's silence, Sister Zhou undoubtedly reached out to ask for it without asking.

no way!

This transaction was truly a loss. Not only did he sell a Shiny Pokémon for 35, but he was also forced to pay for a [Pet Encyclopedia].

"Woooooo~~~"

Ye Yifan's heart was bleeding!

"Here, I don't want this thing. You have to keep it well. It will be of great use in the future..."

"understood!"

"That direction is the kitchen, what are you doing there?"

"The mountain man has his own clever plan, so just leave it alone!"

Before Ye Yifan could finish speaking, Sister Zhou took the pet illustrated book and ran away.

On the way, I also visited the kitchen and dug out a pile of thick books!

Sister Zhou, holding books and props, returned to the live broadcast room.

Sharp-eyed netizens discovered that the names of those books clearly read "100 Ways to Make Braised Fish", "How to Make Tasty Pickled Fish", and "Farm Cuisine"

"Wocao, Sister Zhou, is this the instruction manual for King Carp you mentioned?"

"Are you sure this isn't a recipe!? I don't know much about reading, so don't lie to me."

"I suspect that in the next second, Sister Zhou will disembowel her new pet, remove the scales, dig out the cheeks, fry and cook..."

"Do you want to kill a fish when you eat it? Can't you just throw it into the pot?"

Sister Zhou was so educated that she felt dizzy. In her memory, fish did not have hair or shells.

If you don't like eating sashimi, you can just eat it.

Is it still so troublesome? !

"..."

"As expected of Sister Zhou, she is indeed beyond the reach of ordinary people."

"I kneel down for you!"

"Forget it, who cares about your knees? These are what I use to intimidate King Magikarp. If you don't obey my command, I will cook it according to the recipe."

If you think about it, is it worth threatening a fish?

"This is the instruction manual for Pokémon!"

Sister Zhou took out a handheld prop and showed it to everyone.

The [Pokédex] is a machine held by Pokémon trainers that can record newly encountered or captured Pokémon.

You can check Pokémon information, distribution information, etc.

The following is the actual use.

Sister Zhou pointed the camera at the Flashing Carp King, and its picture was directly entered into the illustrated book.

"Ding, Magikarp number 129, a water-type Pokémon..."

"Great, the data is really coming out! Let me see its skills."

"Wocao, why are there only three of them!?!?"