Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"Flash? Mutation? Colored pet?"

Sister Zhou didn't understand these terms separately, but now they were all put together~~~ She was even more confused.

At this moment, Sister Zhou was extremely irritable.

Especially the way Dai Meier and Ye Yifan looked at him.

A naked expression of caring for the mentally retarded!

"Whether it's flashy or not, the bottom line is...this fish is rare and valuable, that's right.

I'm going to go live now and show off for my fans to take a look. "

Sister Zhou cleverly changed her position and shifted her target to her own fans.

"..."

Looking at Sister Zhou running away without a trace.

Ye Yifan had no choice but to swallow the words in his mouth about recycling the Flash Carp King.

Forget it, it's not a great attribute anyway.

One less pet with mega potential is dispensable to him and has little meaning.

After all, he already has two pets with ceiling potential (Flash Ghost Stone and Leader Gardevoir).

Even if the mythical beast has been refreshed, Ye Yifan is still capable of fighting.

Thinking of this, the system immediately determined that the transaction was successful.

The pleasant reward sound sounds, making people feel happy!

"Ding, the system prompts that you successfully sold Flash Magikarp x1.

Matched with the perfect potential trainer——Sister Zhou.

System rewards: [Advanced Trainer] +1000 experience points, x3 master balls, x3 mega evolution stones, +20000 yuan blue star coins. "

The rewards are so generous, and they are all items that are hard to replace.

Unexpectedly, Sister Zhou is also a perfect potential trainer, referring to the evolution speed of Dumei'er and Bulbasaur.

It's only a matter of time before Flash Magikarp evolves into Gyarados.

......

The second floor of the pet store.

Sister Zhou's room.

Preparations for the live broadcast are ready.

Click to open the mobile live broadcast room. Sister Zhou’s beauty appears directly in it.

"Hello everyone, I am your pretty anchor - Sister Zhou!"

"The mute bride is live broadcast?"

"Oh my god, they are all friendly forces and our own people, please don't speak out!"

"What talents are you planning to perform today? Forget about swinging the clock or singing. I'm really scared."

It seems that netizens this time were injured a lot by accident while watching Daimeier’s live broadcast.

There are even psychological shadows.

"Bah, I'm a good-looking anchor. If I just sit here, I'll look like a Mona Lisa...beautiful!"

Sister Zhou is very confident in her appearance.

Indeed, among all the good-looking anchors, she is indeed one of the more durable, but she is such a shameless boaster.

It is also the first.

Commonly known as: No Bilian!

"yue...I almost vomited out my overnight meal."

"Mute Zhou, don't talk, just make gestures and live broadcast."

Fans’ demands are really low.

As long as Sister Zhou appears and doesn't speak, she can broadcast anything she likes, even if she sleeps during the broadcast.

Just... don't open your mouth!

But how is it possible?

Is Sister Zhou someone who can endure such injustice? !

"You have ulterior motives. Do you want to strangle me to death and inherit a few dollars of my family property? Don't even think about it!"

"...Anchor, why are you here?"

"That's right, listening to you talk is like watching a silly girl dance...it's so jarring to the eyes. It's so painful."

"Bah, I'm more than one point better than that old daughter. My voice sounds like a lark."

"..."

Sister Zhou, you said it in such a panic that you even believed it yourself!

"Okay, no more arguing with you. Today's live broadcast is to show you the Pokémon pet I bought first."

After a while of extreme tension, they greeted each other.

Sister Zhou finally got to the point.

When netizens heard this, the live broadcast room immediately went crazy!

"What the hell?!"

"Haven't you seen enough of the old woman's mistakes? How dare you buy a pet from this store?"

"You silly girl had a lot to choose from and bought a flowering toad...what did you buy?"

"Forget it, if we weren't best friends, even if we were cheated, we would still be trapped in the same urinal.

got used to! "

Another Pokémon? What's so attractive about this kind of pet, that Sister Zhou knows it's a trap and wants to step in!

Of course, the garlic toad will bloom, and it will indeed attract a wave of fans.

But when I think about its price...it's really unacceptable.

Just imagine how you feel when you are running down the street with the down payment for a house.

Rich man~~~

“This Pokémon of mine is so powerful, it can’t be compared to the silly girl’s Garlic Toad.

He is a one-in-a-million...no, a one-in-a-million chance of appearing, a Shiny Pokémon. "

Although Sister Zhou doesn’t know the definition of [flash] yet.

But this probability alone is enough for her to pretend to understand and be good at pretending.

"One in ten million?!"

"Is this a mutation? Caused by the nuclear radiation in Sakura Country?"

"Hey, at first glance, it seems that he has been successfully brainwashed by the pet shop owner again. His IQ is worrying."

"Stop talking nonsense! Use props (pets)!"

"Boom!"

Under the eager anticipation of millions of fans in the live broadcast room, Sister Zhou picked up the Flash King Carp and placed it on the chopping board of the camera.

"Carp, carp."

The Flashing Magikarp was still jumping around, not stopping at all, not feeling tired at all.

"Ding, the system reminds you that your water Pokémon, Flash Magikarp, uses the skill [Water Splash Leap] to ignore the occurrence."

"Ding, the system reminds you that your water Pokémon, Flash Magikarp, uses the skill [Water Splash Leap] to ignore the occurrence of +1."

......

Netizens were stunned by the scene in front of them.

A golden, oversized Asian carp was jumping on the chopping board. Sister Zhou was pressing its head with one hand and pinching its tail with the other.

Is this... planning to make a dish?

"Sister Zhou, aren't you the one who broadcasted the newly bought pet? How come you started cooking."

"Yes, this carp is not cheap, it weighs at least 40 kilograms and cannot be stewed in one pot."

“Bah, bah, bah, what do you guys look like?!

Make a yarn dish! This is my new pet [Flash Magikarp]. It cost me 35 blue star coins! ? "

Sister Zhou is really convinced by these old guys.

Is it all cataracts, glaucoma, plus 1000° astigmatism?

Who saw that I was about to start cooking? Besides...I don't feel sick at all!

Netizens in the live broadcast room had already expected it.

I knew that Sister Zhou couldn't make inferences based on common sense and didn't care about playing cards... But when I saw that the pet I bought for a huge sum of 35 yuan was a fish.

Their psychological defenses have really collapsed!

"Nima, what kind of brain is willing to spend hundreds of thousands to buy a carp?"

"Not even gold-plated ones!"

"The unscrupulous profiteer made hundreds of thousands in tears again."

"Pass this on, Sister Zhou's brain got kicked by a donkey."

"Why are you reacting so loudly? What's wrong with the fish? At least the fish has no legs. It won't run away when it sees me..."

Sister Zhou still remembers the dozens of Pokémon that escaped before.

Never in my wildest dreams did I understand why they ran away as soon as they saw me, otherwise Sister Zhou wouldn't have chosen a limbless King Carp as a pet in a fit of rage.

"..."

"???"