Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"Wow! I'm impressed by you, you idiot!

Why do you slap someone whenever you disagree? You fish have no martial ethics! It needs to be stewed in one pot! "

Only then did Sister Zhou react!

ah! She just put on lipstick! I almost got confused! "What's going on?"

The stupid girl stared blankly at Sister Zhou's curled knife.

"Sister Zhou, do you really plan to make pickled cabbage and fish soup?"

"That's not true. I was just waiting to say, 'Haha, here comes the fish soup!'"

Daimei and Ye Yifan stood there with black lines on their faces.

"Here, why haven't you killed this fish yet? Is this fish skin made of gold particles or is this fish meat made of gold particles?"

"It can't really be that kind of god-level pet, right? Sister Zhou has won this wave (confirmed)"

"Hey, if you ask me, this fish probably won't be willing to die.

Maybe the setting of Sister Zhou’s long mouth is too scary, after all, the mute bride is Sister Zhou’s true body——”

"But by the way, these fish scales really have the kind of special effects of a 999 browser game!"

Everyone is curious about what kind of magical existence this carp is that survived a hundred cuts.

The silly girl touched Ivysaur's head and said: I don't think I can drink the fish soup today, otherwise Sister Zhou will go completely crazy!

Ye Yifan touched his head and asked cautiously: "How about, Sister Zhou, let's just forget about it today?"

Sister Zhou raised her eyelids and started to grin again: "How can that be done! I have to drink this fish soup today!"

Finally, under the barrage in the live broadcast room and the witnesses of Ye Yifan and Daimei.

Sister Zhou still refused to give up and slashed the Carp King several times with the curled-blade kitchen knife.

1 minute has passed...

Magikarp is still holding strong and swinging his tail...

Sister Zhou: "Hey, I don't believe it today, you idiot!"

2 minute has passed...

"Ding, the system prompts that your Flash Magikarp is using the skill [Serial Slap] crazily."

Sister Zhou: "Oh, let me go...why does this fish last so long???"

The silly girl touched Ivysaur's head and said: Sister Zhou, come on.

Ye Yifan lowered his head and held his forehead, indicating that he had taken everything lightly. Two 10 minutes have passed...

Yes, Sister Zhou is still chopping fish regardless of her own safety.

"Oh my god, this is really a miracle!

A fish Te Meow had to be chopped for more than [-] minutes without dying. Normally, it would have been out of water for a long time! "

"I understand! This is the fourth generation perpetual motion machine! Look at it, it has been strong for a full 10 minutes!"

"Is it possible that this carp, with its strong tail wagging and trying to slap people, was born specifically for hydroelectric power generation?"

"The cute brothers in the live broadcast room are about to witness history!" "I was so scared that I quickly bought several yachts for Sister Zhou!"

"Brother No. [-] on the list will probably be so scared by the fish that he carries the train and runs away! What kind of fish is this!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room was completely boiling!

"Sister Zhou, just accept the setting of this undead Carp King!"

Ye Yifan was completely convinced.

The silly girl was still touching Ivysaur's head, with a look of approval on her face.

Sister Zhou was stunned and put down the kitchen knife, but she still held down the tail of the shining carp.

So what everyone in the live broadcast room saw was a non-still picture.

The stalemate lasted about 1 minute.

"Wow...my fish soup was ruined today!"

Sister Zhou was very reluctant, but still put the Flashing Carp King back into the pond.

Ye Yifan was stunned when he looked at the carp king dancing happily in the pool.

Good guy, this tenacious person can actually survive?

The silly girl raised her hand at this time: "Is there a possibility that we can stew this fish directly?"

"Eh...that makes sense!"

Sister Zhou thought for a moment, and her eyes lit up.

"Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in an iron pot! I don't believe that this little carp can break free of my pot lid!"

Sister Zhou didn't say much and just brought a pressure cooker.

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at this super giant pressure cooker and were silent for a moment.

Then the barrage suddenly grew in spurts.

"Shit! Is there a possibility that Sister Zhou has really thought about stewing Kun Kun???"

"Shocked! A woman prepared a giant pressure cooker at home and treated a carp without moral ethics!"

Gifts also started to arrive.

Daimei helped Sister Zhou hold down the pressure cooker to prevent Carp King from continuing to struggle.

"Carp, carp! (???)"

The carp was flapping in Sister Zhou's hand, as if she was very confused as to why the new home she was about to move into was a big iron barrel.

Sister Zhou made one last effort.

Place a whole carp into the pressure cooker, cover the pressure cooker lid, and put the safety valve in place.

Following Sister Zhou's operation, King Carp's protest was gradually isolated within the pressure cooker.

“Carp, carp—uh, uh!”

"Hey! Look how easy it is to put it in. I didn't expect that even this little carp can't be stewed in an iron pot!"

Sister Zhou raised her eyebrows at the camera.

Ye Yifan looked at the giant pressure cooker with pity in his eyes.

Come on, Carp King, your luck is yet to come!

Sister Zhou is a "perfect potential trainer" recognized by the system. She is suffering in front of others now, but will be famous in the future!

And Daimei has already begun to discuss with Sister Zhou how many green onions should be put in when the fish soup is cooked.

Exactly three ten minutes later.

The fish soup is theoretically ready.

So Sister Zhou excitedly brought out the fish soup.

In front of the camera, Sister Zhou excitedly began to imitate a certain classic "Chicken Soup" clip.

"Haha! Here comes the fish soup!"

Sister Zhou used her amazing arm strength to happily carry the pressure cooker in front of the camera.

The barrage exploded again.

"The screen has been recorded! What kind of classic clip is this? Let's broadcast it again!"

"Haha! Here comes the soup! I am Gaojibiurea Agent Tritium Shanka!"

"Sister Zhou Bullfrog! I would believe her acting skills if she went to Hengdian to film!"

The silly girl was touching the Ivysaur with ecstasy, excited and gearing up.

"We're going to open the fish soup blind box!"

Who would have thought... After the pot was boiled, the audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

"Wow! This carp is so fresh. What it looked like when it was first put in, and what it looks like now!"

"Be confident, this stew is like catching a fish and eating it!!!"

"This life force... I'm drunk too!"

"I can't help but think of the Chinese reading question in the college entrance examination of a certain year, the strange light in the fish's eyes..."

The barrage boiled over again.

Ye Yifan had actually expected this result, and was looking at the carp in the pressure cooker with black lines on his head.

The hot water vapor kept rising upwards.

And the Carp King was surrounded in the water vapor, spitting bubbles one after another helplessly.

"Bobobo..."

Its eyes without any intelligence are still shining with a strange light!

Good guy! It seems that today’s fish soup is destined to be drunk...

Sister Zhou said "Wow", rushed over and put King Carp back into the pool like breaking a jar.

"This fish soup! I won't stew it today!"

Sister Zhou angrily went live with a bunch of "hahahahahahaha" in the barrage.

Ye Yifan turned his head, no longer looking at the damn Flashing Carp King, but instead looked at Sister Zhou and Dumei, and cleared his throat.

"I think, don't take the narrow path, otherwise you will go completely crazy... let's go see if there are any other interesting Pokémon!"

The silly girl nodded: OK! I agree!