Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"Okay, old woman, you better stop jumping. If you keep jumping, you can do it, but I can't."

"We have surrendered and regretted it, so we should not talk about welfare."

"It's really eye-catching."

In order to save their lives, netizens could only raise flags and beg for mercy.

Their actions to protect themselves undoubtedly offended Dumei'er and broke her heart.

"Bah, you didn't eat much, but you did a lot of shit. You made me sing and dance, and now you actually dislike me."

"Humph, watch it if you like."

Unexpectedly, the stupid girl, who has always been a big-hearted girl, was actually really angry.

Although everyone usually treats the anchor as a friend, occasionally they like to make little jokes with her.

But every time, I controlled the speed very well, and every time I spent it in laughter and laughter.

I saw the stupid girl looking so sad that she was in tears.

Netizens realized: This time it’s really a big deal!

To quell her anger.

Netizens began trying to divert her attention.

"How about we look at garlic toads, Pokémon and the like."

"Yes, such an expensive toad, does it have any talents?

For example: Chitose who went to Meow Star can become invisible in the dark with his black fur. "

"Tietou Abiao, Zhu Liudan can drive, flirt with girls, and surf the Internet!"

"Haney is a drama queen, he can pretend to be dead, frame up, and act out the story of Zhen Huan in the dog world."

“Kangaroos in nature, when in danger.

It will dig out and drop the cubs from the pouch and give them to the predators for a feast.

The escape success rate is 100%, and only one cub is consumed each time. "

What does a toad do? !

"Huh? My Bulbasaur can...can..."

Sure enough, as long as the innocent girl was followed by the rhythm of the netizens, she immediately forgot the unhappiness just now.

Start recalling what skills your precious pet has.

However, when Bulbasaur shines brightly.

The silly girls missed it completely and naively thought it could do nothing but act cute.

It’s just a pain for Sister Zhou.

All the damaging moves of Bulbasaur were taken by the unlucky Sister Zhou without missing a beat.

After it was over, he pretended to be fine and stared innocently with his big eyes.

"I've never seen anything like garlic, garlic toad!"

If you leave it to the silly girl like this, the snitching Sister Zhou will be so cruel that your teeth will itch!

After a long time.

“I don’t know, it’s very good at basking in the sun, and it’s also very good at eating, and I haven’t seen it poop even after it’s over.

Do these count? "

The stupid girl really couldn't figure it out, and she mistakenly thought that it was delicious, lazy to cook, and constipated, as its advantages.

"..."

Netizens who were ready to praise Bulbasaur were left speechless and could only hold their slanderous words in their stomachs.

Beat him with a stick until he becomes a dull b.

"Seed, seed."

For the first time, Bulbasaur knew that he was nothing in front of his master. He looked at the stupid girl aggrievedly.

Its little cow-like eyes were full of resentment.

Comments in the live broadcast room.

It was quiet for more than 30 seconds.

"Why is no one talking? Is there something wrong with me?"

Daimei'er thought her phone was malfunctioning and quickly debugged it.

Netizens finally came to their senses and began to leave messages.

However, the compliments that originally came out of his mouth turned into a resounding criticism!

There is no way, just follow the description given by the stupid girl.

The devil knows how to praise!

Let’s continue complaining honestly.

"It only eats but doesn't poop. Is this a toad you're raising? It's a Pixiu without an anus..."

"Pixiu can also attract wealth, but garlic toad can only eat it."

"Oh, they say that the silly girl was defrauded of 30 yuan by the owner of the pet shop with tears in her eyes. I don't believe it!"

"I don't know how to do anything, and I am No. 1 in eating."

More and more netizens are beginning to question the breed genes of Pokémon. He also scolded Ye Yifan's pet shop!

"It's over, this stupid woman, if she keeps going like this, her live broadcast will be overturned."

When Sister Zhou saw something was wrong, she immediately stepped forward and squeezed into the camera.

Start the rescue!

"What do you guys want to do? Are you bullying my silly girl? Retreat, retreat, retreat..."

"Here comes the mute bride."

"Sure enough, if a good-looking anchor insists on speaking, he will suddenly become boring and enter sage mode."

"Sister Zhou, please don't accuse the honest man unfairly. We did not bully him. We bullied him (Bulbasaur) online."

"Don't force me to do anything... Who said the garlic toad has no talents? Let me tell you, it has a lot of talents."

"Seed~~~"

Bulbasaur saw that when it was questioned by the entire network, it was Sister Zhou who came to the rescue without hesitation. It turned out to be Sister Zhou who had a deep grudge against her.

It was moved to tears and tears on the spot.

Bulbasaur thought to himself: I will forgive you for stealing my rations, but when it's time to bully you... I'll try to be as gentle as possible.

Dai Meier was very grateful when she saw Sister Zhou helping her.

But where no one can see it.

She stretched out her little hand, quietly tugged on Sister Zhou's skirt, and whispered.

"Lao Zhou, can you do it? Does Bulbasaur really have any skills that you know that I don't know?"

"Nonsense... just say, you know which one, right?"

"Seeds (there are many people who know how to do it.)"

Sister Zhou and Bulbasaur had a perfect understanding of each other, and they gave the silly girl a blank stare.

"Look at mine."

Sister Zhou’s full assurance!

The horror of garlic toads... She had experienced it firsthand and would never forget it until her death.

This hatred is inseparable!

Sister Zhou secretly said: Do you really think I am helping you? I took advantage of the live broadcast to retaliate against you openly.

Toad, you still said you don’t know (skill) martial arts? !

"Then why don't you show it to us? Are we all waiting?"

"That's right, what amazing talents does a toad have?"

"Let me tell you, the garlic toad will not only turn into a light bulb and glow, but it will also create something out of nothing and spit out seeds continuously."

When Bulbasaur uses [Photosynthesis] and [Seed Machine Gun].

It happened that Daimei'er was not here, and there was no live broadcast.

Therefore, no one knew about Bulbasaur's skills except Sister Zhou who looked miserable when she saw her at the crime scene.

"You just brag!"

"Do you think a toad is an electric eel? Give it a light bulb and it will glow!"

"Don't think that if its name is Bulbasaur, it will spit out seeds. If it were called Bulbasaur instead, wouldn't it know how to grass..."

"Ding, your remarks are inappropriate and you are being warned by the supervisor!"

"Oh, are you exciting me? You don't believe it, right? I'll show you how it squirts.

The boss gave me half a catty of watermelon... If that doesn't work, melon seeds, peanuts, etc. will do. "

Although Ye Yifan and Dai Meier didn't know what Sister Zhou was going to do.

But he still cooperated and took out the peanuts in the store.

"What is she doing?"