Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

Netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.

Sister Zhou took the prop without saying a word, held down Bulbasaur, and stuffed handfuls of peanuts into its mouth.

"You don't believe it? Just wait for me and eat."

"Seed, seed... (You old man, I thank you, ugh.)"

Bulbasaur thought: If I had known this, I shouldn't have believed it, you vicious supporting actress.

Sure enough, he is taking the opportunity to retaliate against me!

"Is she performing a mukbang show? Isn't she talking about spraying seeds??"

"This must be making acid and stabbing the throat. Didn't you see that Sister Zhou's arm was almost inserted into the stomach?"

Sure enough, Pokémon are all stupid.

Maybe, after Sister Zhou's physical therapy, the constipation problem that has been bothering Bulbasaur for a long time will be solved.

"Look, Toad is about to die. His eyes are rolling."

"That's obviously contempt, okay!? Look at how vigorously its little paws are paddling."

"..."

"Ding, a friendly reminder from Supervisor: The anchor's behavior is risky, please don't imitate it at will."

Even the supervisor couldn't stand it any longer and quickly issued a yellow alert.

Seeing Sister Zhou being so rude, the distressed silly girl burst into tears.

"Please be gentle...or forget it. Even if it doesn't do anything, I still love her very much."

"Bulbasaur is not that delicate. It is a Pokémon used for battle. Even [Spirit Attack] and [Flame Jet] can withstand one or two."

Ye Yifan originally didn't notice Sister Zhou's operation.

But when he was about to step forward to stop him, the system's voice suddenly rang.

Ye Yifan was stunned for a moment and thought to himself: I didn't engage in a Pokémon battle either. The system is broken again?

Just when he was wondering, he heard the system say.

“Ding, the system reminds you that your Pokémon Bulbasaur was attacked by an unknown creature.

Bulbasaur takes -1 damage.

Damage -1.

Damage -1. "

......

Although it seems cruel, the actual damage caused is pitifully low.

Looking at Bulbasaur's health bar, which was several hundred high, he estimated that he could continue to withstand such torture for another 6 days and 6 nights.

Very comfortable.

Just think of it as a free bowel movement and read on.

"But......"

Although Ye Yifan said this, Dai Meier was still worried.

Just when the two of them were pushing to the limit.

Sister Zhou saw that Bulbasaur's mouth was already filled to the brim, so she stopped with unfinished thoughts.

"Perfect, the reloading was successful! Now is the moment to witness the miracle!"

Sister Zhou then grabbed the hind leg with her right hand and pulled the front leg with her left hand. He also pretended to shake it, as if a machine gun was loaded.

Start aiming and pulling the trigger!

"The human cannon is ready for level one...start firing."

"biu~~~"

Under Sister Zhou's wrong opening method.

Bulbasaur, who had been stunned, actually spurted out a green seed.

"Boom!"

The seeds shot directly onto Heiluga, who was lying at the door and taking a nap.

"Ding, the system reminds you that your Pokémon Bulbasaur used the skill: [Seed Machine Gun], and Heiluga took -1 damage."

"Luga (what was that just now?)"

Heiluga, who was lying innocently, opened his eyes, glanced around, didn't pay attention, and lay down to sleep again.

This scene was clearly seen by netizens in front of the camera.

I'm so excited!

The entire live broadcast room exploded.

"It's really a success. It's worthy of being a scourge in the world——Sister Zhou, Cheng Hua is having fun!"

“It would be great to take a garlic toad to play real-person CS games, and you don’t have to worry about insufficient ammunition at all.

Who doesn’t love a self-propelled ammunition magazine? "

"This is a sniper rifle burst shot. It doesn't have much lethality. If it were a machine gun... it would still be worth seeing."

Really what to say.

Sister Zhou, who had already mastered the trick, performed a continuous shooting in the next second!

"Come on, baby!"

"No! Sister Zhou, she got too excited and lost control again."

"Stop now."

Dai Meier and Ye Yifan had no time to stop them.

Sister Zhou was seen loading the gun continuously, and her body was shaking with the rhythm of firing. Trembling violently, even his double chin was exposed.

What kind of good-looking anchor?

The funny anchor is real!

The entire live broadcast was in chaos, and even Ye Yifan and Dumei'er, who were a step late, had to avoid its edge.

Lean over and bend over.

"Tu tu tu. tu tu tu,"

Countless green seeds are flying everywhere.

"Ding, the system reminds you that your Pokémon Bulbasaur used the skill: [Seed Machine Gun], and Heiluga took -1 damage."

Ye Yifan received damage -1

The silly girl takes damage -1

The front hall of the pet store was filled with green seeds, and not only that, the attack also spread to the back hall.

The Swamp King takes -1 damage.

The naughty panda takes -1 damage.

......

Sister Zhou, who was having fun now, was going to be in trouble. It was not good for anyone to be affected, but she accidentally injured three small evil-type Pokémon that had to take revenge.

Big Tongue, Slippery Boy, and Naughty Panda!

"Tongue..."

"Slippery!"

"Naughty, naughty. (Fuck him.)"

The three little ones walked towards the unaware Sister Zhou with startling steps, as if they didn't recognize her.

"Haha! In this case, I will say that the garlic toad is useful, and now all revenge will be avenged!"

Don't wait for Sister Zhou to be arrogant for one more second.

"boom!"

"Ding, the system reminds you that your Pokémon Naughty Panda used the skill: [Split].

Sister Zhou received -10 damage and was successfully knocked unconscious, losing the ability to fight. "

"Ding, the system reminds you that your pet Bulbasaur and Naughty Panda will gain +100 experience points."

Sister Zhou, who had done many evil things, finally received the retribution she deserved. She rolled her eyes and fainted.

"Swamp, swamp."

The Marsh King who followed him skillfully picked up one of Sister Zhou's legs, like a dead fish, and dragged her away after she fainted.

"What did I just see?"

"Is that a panda or a giant salamander?"

"Don't believe it, this is all a script, designed in advance, I can see the flaws at a glance.

This background is so fake! "

Reason told netizens that what they saw was an illusion.

Just ask which pet store dares to sell the national treasure panda, is it not afraid of rewarding it with a bracelet that will never fade?

With Sister Zhou's exit, this live broadcast has come to an end.

When I thought it would end like this.

Not surprisingly, an accident happened!

Sister Zhou was just recognized by the system and failed in the Pokémon battle, so Bulbasaur received an experience reward.

Bulbasaur's evolution was already just a hair away.

As a result, it was just completed!

"Seed, seed."

Bulbasaur's body began to emit a soft white light, and the buds on his body gradually unfolded in the white light.

Finally, the light went out, and the garlic on my back that had been ridiculed actually blossomed!

"The nest grass is really blooming!"

"Are what the boss and the silly girl said true? Darwin's coffin can no longer hold it."