Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"Anchor, the excitement has come and the shopping cart has been emptied. It's time for you to show off your talents."

"Haha, I can't afford 2500 yuan of dog food. Why can't I watch a free show?"

"Come one, come one!"

Netizens quickly emptied their shopping carts in the live broadcast room and started attacking the anchor again.

"Let's just say, I'm a good-looking anchor, what kind of talent do I need? If I stop here... I'm just a vase and decoration."

The silly girl can't do anything, she's the No. 1 nagging girl.

If you really want her to show off her talent, it's almost like putting a duck on the oven!

But how could the old fans in the live broadcast room let her go?

How much does the silly girl weigh and how many leg hairs does she have... They can clearly feel it.

Want to get by with them?

None of the doors!

"Boss, what should I do?"

The silly girl wanted to ask Ye Yifan for help, staring at him with longing eyes.

Ye Yifan's expression at the moment is like this -_-||

"I don't know how to live broadcast either? You'd better ask others what to do."

Ye Yifan is a straight man who never approaches women, let alone comes up with ideas on live broadcast.

Decisively choose to run away and step aside.

"Old Zhou?"

"Don't look at me. I'm telling you, my nickname is the Mute Bride. You want me to sing? It's no good. Do you hear me?"

Best friends are birds of the same forest, but when disaster strikes, they fly separately.

If Sister Zhou is reliable, sows will learn to climb trees.

After mute Zhou made a zipper lock, he decisively retreated to Ye Yifan in the distance.

The poor silly girl, facing the siege of millions of netizens, fell into a lonely battle.

When netizens saw this, they pressed forward step by step.

“Old woman, let me tell you.

If your talent is not good, it is a matter of professional ability, but if you are unwilling to show it, it is a matter of attitude! "

"That's right, we have waited for you for dozens of hours, just to type with one hand~~~"

"Come here, or we'll go to the product review site and leave a negative review!"

"Thank you: Hello and me, x99 rockets for the reward."

"Thank you: I will be healthier after washing, and I will receive x3 luxury yachts as a reward."

"Thank you: Brother No. 10 on the list, for sending me x[-] carnivals!"

"Thank you: Hi, Siri opened my photo album and sent...ah, ah, ah, bastard! My private photos.

Don't look, don't look, do you hear me? "

Daimei'er and Sister Zhou would never have thought of it in their wildest dreams.

In order to see the benefits, netizens rewarded them like crazy. Some even changed their online names and successfully deceived the silly girl into opening the photo album in 2 seconds.

Fortunately, there are no revealing photos in it, otherwise the live broadcast room would have been banned again.

"Fortunately, I have fast hands and have successfully taken a screenshot!"

"I didn't pay attention just now, and I feel like I missed [-] million."

"Stupid girl, the gifts have been obtained and the damaging moves have been revealed, so just accept it and let's have a talent show."

Now that the conversation has come to this point, the stupid girl can't make sense if she refuses.

"Okay, I'll go all out today. What do you want to see? Singing or dancing?"

We can only be forced to open business!

"Children only make choices, I want to...(please ask for pictures)"

"I really want a lot, so let's sing a song first and then dance!"

"cough cough..."

The silly girl cleared her throat solemnly.

I started singing a very popular song on the Internet.

"...I love the way you walk alone in a dark alley, I love the way you don't kneel down; com feeds a`b`c; you have to use force when you poop, at least two farts~~~"

That beautiful tonelessness, and the advanced technique of successfully avoiding every note.

moment.

The live broadcast room exploded!

For a moment, netizens were thunderstruck, and demonic sounds filled their ears. They almost lost consciousness and passed away!

I didn’t expect that the lethality of silly girl’s singing could be so strong.

Netizens began to beg for mercy in front of the screen.

"It's a friendly force, be sure not to accidentally injure it."

"I'm sorry, we were wrong. Female Bodhisattva, please stop."

"We shouldn't be greedy, as long as we dance...let's forget about singing or whatever."

In the face of the bitter lamentations of netizens.

The silly girl could only frown, stopped singing with an innocent look on her face, and said rather displeasedly.

"It's you who want others to sing, and it's you who don't allow them to sing. The demands are too many."

"Hey, people want money to sing, but you just want your life!"

"We're not good at singing, so let's switch to dancing."

"Some time ago, many female anchors challenged the 'Big Pendulum' dance, which attracted many dance enthusiasts."

"Yes, when it comes to the big pendulum, can our Yodel family lose?"

Darling, this time netizens even used the provocative method!

"how come?

You guys wait for me for 5 minutes, I'll go change into my shirt and I'll be back soon. "

When the silly girl heard this, of course she was not convinced and got excited.

"Ru" stood up.

She quickly ran up to the second floor, changed into a cat-eared maid outfit, and returned to the live broadcast camera.

have to say.

A man depends on his clothes, and a horse depends on its saddle.

The silly girl puts on the battle robe and instantly transforms into a lolita or a royal cat-eared girl.

The playful cat ears highlight her cuteness, and the exquisite professional maid outfit exudes innocence.

But the silly girl's figure is so hot.

The chest was majestic, and the clothes held up were so tight that it seemed that they might tear at any time.

"As expected of a good-looking anchor, he wants to avenge his past humiliation and become a god in one battle!"

"Let's just say, the loli face and the imperial sister's figure are so soft together. She is so lustful...a goddess!"

"Oh, I'm destined to be malnourished again. My body has suffered a lot lately."

This is what the silly girl wants.

She wants to dazzle everyone!

"Get out of the way, I'm going to start filling the cups..."

The stupid girl showed off directly in front of Sister Zhou.

That familiar music, that enchanting prelude of touching your head, twisting your waist, lifting your skirt, and lifting your buttocks.

"I didn't realize that silly girl is so charming. I love her, I love her."

Not to mention the male fans, even Sister Zhou, who is a female, couldn't help but say something.

“So sexy~~~”

With the end of the prelude.

The dance music finally enters the main theme.

Just when everyone was expecting it, the anchor started to make a big swing!

The stupid girl caught them off guard...

I saw the stupid girl following the song and making non-standard movements.

Taking advantage of the situation, he held the back of his head with both hands, and then his body began to twist left and right, like a salted fish that couldn't bend down.

Stiff and uncoordinated.

There is absolutely no sense of beauty at all!

Although the silly girl performed very hard, there is no doubt that Adou, who couldn't help him, was a complete failure.

Where is the big pendulum?

A whole big pendulum clock!

"Wocao, the anchor is poisonous, I'm going to go blind."

"Thankfully, I still had high expectations for the old woman, but the result: Oh, I'll go!"

"Stupid girl, you'd better stop. If you continue like this, all your fans will disappear."

Even Sister Zhou, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, couldn't help but say another sentence.

"...I was fooled by Big B, what is it?"