Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"I'm telling you, it's daytime now, broad daylight...in broad daylight...don't mess around~~~"

Although the two silly girls held him in an inelegant posture, it was precisely because of this full body contact.

Let Ye Yifan deeply understand what it means to enjoy the blessings of everyone.

A big c and a b.

One is soft and the other is elastic.

The touch between his arms stimulated the pituitary gland, secreting a large amount of dopamine... He was so deep in it that he couldn't extricate himself, and his words were a little awkward.

"Whose boyfriend is this?!"

Guo Zijian has not been so relaxed for a long time, and he is still living "under the sun" comfortably.

Not only have people become cheerful, but they also become gossipy when they see handsome men and beautiful women.

"mine!"

"My boyfriend."

Daimei'er and Sister Zhou replied in unison. As soon as the words came out, they immediately felt that something was wrong. Their eyes met and they looked at each other speechlessly.

"Nani?"

Ye Yifan's head was buzzing when he heard the conversation between the three people.

I am obviously single, so when did I get two beautiful anchor girlfriends?

The answers of the two women not only confused Ye Yifan, but also shocked Guo Zijian.

Guo Zijian secretly thought: Society is changing, but times are regressing. When did men become so popular again that polygamy was allowed?

"Ahem, okay, young people are really wild.

Think about it, sharing is now popular, such as shared bicycles, shared electric vehicles, shared cars...

Sharing boyfriends is also a general trend! "

I originally thought that my secret was revealed and I was going to be doomed, so I was thinking about how to make amends.

Listening to Guo Zijian's explanation, he silently gave him a thumbs up.

And Ye Yifan said for him: "Sharing a boyfriend."

Also unable to help himself, he raised his hands in the air and gave him a thumbs up.

Closer to home.

Although gossip is good, business still needs to be done.

"Okay, okay, a total of 250 yuan, cash or micropayment? I'm going to time out."

Gu Zijian walked up to Ye Yifan, handed over the bill, and smiled kindly.

"250? Timeout."

For the first time, Ye Yifan felt that his brain was not enough, and his IQ was pressed to the ground and rubbed repeatedly.

Putting so much effort into kidnapping and only asking for a ransom of 250 yuan? !

He took out all his elf balls, and this is the result? ! 250 yuan is not enough for my Pokémon to consume food rations.

"Husband, why are you standing still?"

The silly girl looked at Ye Yifan, stunned, and Gu Zijian, whose face was stiff with smiles and blue veins protruding.

In desperation, he pressed close to Ye Yifan, squeezing his arm with majesty, making it deformed, sultry, and soft.

This touch is amazing.

"Ah~~~Husband?!"

"It's just... why don't you give me the money quickly!"

Sister Zhou on the other side had a different style, pinching the flesh of Ye Yifan's waist with two fingers.

Twist hard!

"Yo..."

Ye Yifan gasped in pain.

"Sure enough, the blessing of being together is not so easy to enjoy, especially two beautiful women with very different personalities."

At this moment, Ye Yifan deeply realized what pain and happiness are.

Dai Meier and Sister Zhou were on the left and right, one coaxing and deceiving, the other intimidating and coercing.

Ye Yifan originally lacked experience in dealing with women. Faced with this "dilemma" situation, what else could he do?

I can only cooperate and pay.

"Here is 300 yuan, no need to look for it."

"Thank you guest, remember to give me a five-star review. This is my business card. Remember to call me next time you have a job."

Guo Zijian is indeed a boss, he just has a lot of vision.

He saw that Ye Yifan ran a pet shop, and there must be large animals such as cats and dogs.

Ordinary private cars and taxis simply cannot accommodate it, or simply refuse to carry it.

In this way, Lalamove becomes the best choice!

“Lalamove’s full-time driver—Guo Zijian.”

Ye Yifan took the business card and found out that it was an own mistake.

The other party is just an "ordinary" truck driver, not a gangster or kidnapper.

Hi, it seems that I am worrying too much.

"Clean money, holding it will make you feel safe!"

Guo Zijian counted the bills and drove away with satisfaction.

It's great to be able to get money without any blood for the first time! You don’t have to worry about police surveillance, and you don’t have to go to Colombia to launder money...

bgm starts: "The light of the righteous path~ shines on the earth~"

While Ye Yifan was laughing at himself, Dai Meier and Sister Zhou had already started moving.

The speed is astounding.

Extremely fast: moving like a rabbit and walking like the wind!

The power is so fierce: the force is overwhelming the mountains and rivers, and the energy is overwhelming!

"Hurry up and move in physically before the boss can't tell the situation!"

"It's already very fast. When I rushed to buy the Li Jiaqi Shopping Festival, it was not so fast."

The two women in front of them had a box weighing dozens of kilograms in each hand and another under their feet. They still flew up without stopping them from running.

Who said women are made of water and can’t unscrew bottle caps if they’re gentle?

I think the two of them can even lift the Tianling Cap for you!

"Huhu, finally... finally... the move is finished."

"I'm exhausted."

While Ye Yifan was stunned, the two women had already completed the transportation. Big and small bags were piled into a small mound and placed in the lobby of the pet store.

"Ruga, Ruga."

Heiluga, who had just woken up from his sleep and rushed to the front hall for duty, saw this and instinctively wanted to attack.

"Bulbasaur (Hello.)"

Bulbasaur greeted Heiluga warmly.

Infected by Dumei'er and Sister Zhou, Bulbasaur now has a bit of social angst!

Without further ado!

When he went up, he circled around Hei Lujia, sniffing and sniffing, not caring at all about the fierce appearance of the other party.

"Bulbasa, Bulbasaur!"

When Bulbasaur left, Heiluga had not yet been subdued, but this did not hinder the friendly exchanges between them.

In this strange world (Blue Star), except for the master Ye Yifan and the new trainer.

The most trustworthy people are fellow Pokémon.

Heiluga finally confirmed that the other party was not an intruder, then put away his claws and began to ask about Bulbasaur's current situation.

"Ruga (who are they?)"

"Bulbasa (Mistress!)"

"...Ruga (two?)"

"Bulbasaur (they said it themselves.)"

"Luga (the master is really a strong human being. It is always good to have more mistresses to breed and reproduce. It can also give birth to more cubs.)"

The two Pokémon were chatting animatedly with each other.

He completely ignored the two women next to him and Ye Yifan who was walking in the door.

It turns out that when Pokémon gossips, they can really ignore everything!

"Look, silly girl, your garlic toad is actually chatting with a dog...and there is no communication barrier at all.

It’s so amazing. "

Sister Zhou seemed to have discovered a new world, full of freshness.

"It seems so. My baby is awesome. Such a ferocious big black dog can turn into a good friend in an instant. Great!"

Seeing this, the silly girl praised Bulbasaur's abilities without hesitation.

What they don't know is.

If Bulbasaur hadn't been involved, the two of them would have been torn into pieces and thrown out of the store.