Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

“Old woman, you said a toad communicates with a hunting dog.

Is it dog talk spoken by toads...or frog talk spoken by hounds? Who has mastered a foreign language? "

Darwin Zhou once again began to stick an onion in a pig's nose - pretending to be an elephant, and explored biology.

"How do I know? I just know that my Bulbasaur is very powerful."

The silly girl only knows that her baby is amazing, and that’s enough!

It doesn't matter who speaks dog talk or frog talk.

"You said they were not born from the same parents. They are even different species. Why are they still chatting so enthusiastically?"

Sister Zhou and Daimei'er don't have a moment to spare, which makes people worry-free.

"Bulbas, wonderful."

"Luga, Lu~~~~"

If only the two of them knew.

One frog and one dog were talking about having children with Ye Yifan, specifically about having a basketball team? Or a football team? !

I'm afraid he won't be as calm as he is now.

Ye Fan was designated to ask Ye Fan to sterilize the two little ones.

a second before.

Bulbasaur and Kuruga are gossiping about them.

one second later.

Dumei'er and Sister Zhou are gossiping about them!

...Animals imitate humans in doing things, but humans learn how animals do things.

It's amazing.

"This is not cross-species communication, they all come from the same place where they are called Pokémon.

They are the same creature from the same origin, just different in appearance. "

Ye Yifan, who had just stepped through the door, heard the conversation between the two and blushed at their ignorance. Quickly popularize the science.

"Then according to your opinion, the tortoise and the donkey can also be relatives?"

Sister Zhou gave an example so imaginatively that she almost choked Ye Yifan to death on the spot.

"Ahem, that's understandable."

"Well, since the boss said so, I will reluctantly accept it."

Sister Zhou said she accepted, but in her heart she laughed at him for being illiterate.

I really don’t think this lady has graduated from high school. Isn’t the biology class in vain? Reptiles and mammals, you tell me, are close relatives? !

Darwin's coffin board can't hold it down anymore, okay.

Since you are a pet shop owner, I won’t expose you.

After all, I still need you...

“Shanai~~~”

Sister Zhou originally thought that her inner drama was well hidden, but little did she know that it had already been discovered by Gardevoir, who was hidden in the store.

And through [telepathy], everything was transmitted to Ye Yifan's ears without missing a word.

"You pineapple... put your whole body together, you have at least 800 eyes!"

Ye Yifan thought to himself: We are all foxes of thousands of years, what kind of chat are you doing with me? You dare to say that I am illiterate!

People often say: x has no brains, and you have no brains at all.

"Thank you, Xanadu!"

"Shauna, Shanai."

Ye Yifan backed away from Gardevoir, wanting to see what this woman who spoke so dishonestly wanted from him!

"Ahem, now that Bulbasaur has been delivered, you should go back."

Ye Yifan suddenly issued an eviction order, catching them off guard.

Sister Zhou and Dai Meier both rolled their eyes, secretly thinking that Ye Yifan was really a straight man and had no eyesight.

Didn't you see the big bags and small boxes? Did you even bring the dowry?

He actually asked them to go back!

"Go back? Go back to where!"

"That's right, we agreed on the phone, and two exquisite 'gadgets' (Damei'er + Sister Zhou) came as a gift..."

Dai Mei'er and Sister Zhou didn't give up, they were willing to fight.

It is better to have no face and skin than to have no house or food.

"It's really a delicate gadget... a gadget... Where are you two so young!?"

Ye Yifan was originally very convincing, but halfway through his words, he suddenly lost his composure.

Only then did he realize.

What the two women said on the phone, Bulbasaur's accessories - turned out to be the two of them!

"I'm a big c!"

"I am B, I am not small to begin with."

Speaking of size, Daimei'er subconsciously lowered her head slightly and looked at her majesty and said.

Sister Zhou also held up the pineapple with her hand, puffed her cheeks and muttered.

"...Who said you have different bra sizes? Hey."

Ye Yifan was completely defeated by them, and the three of them couldn't talk together at all.

It's like peeing but not peeing into the same urinal.

We are together, but separated by several dimensional walls.

"We have video and audio recordings, so you can't deny it."

Seeing that Ye Yifan still wanted to deny it, the two women took out the evidence they had prepared in advance and started playing it on a loop.

Ye Yifan, a big man, was so embarrassed that he dug his toes into the ground and dug out a Taj Mahal.

"I......"

"What are you?"

"As you said, I just called you husband and you didn't deny it.

You've also taken advantage of it...you've taken all the benefits, and you want to take advantage of it, but you don't want to admit it? ! "

Both Dai Meier and Sister Zhou are different from others in their pursuits.

Others are submissive, but they are very convincing. It’s obvious: you have to agree even if you agree, and you still have to agree if you don’t!

Ye Yifan didn't know a woman's structure at all, let alone her thoughts.

Dumei'er + Sister Zhou vs. Ye Yifan.

The former won resoundingly!

"Bulbasaur! (The mistress is so strong.)"

"Luga (Almost okay, let's accept the reality, two monkeys will be born next year, it's reliable.)"

Bulbasaur and Heiluga saw that the battle was falling all the way, and based on their understanding of Ye Yifan, they understood that their master had lost.

Since the owner has not realized that the defeat has been decided and is stuck there stupidly, he can only rely on the Pokémon to act.

Heiluga stood up, picked up two suitcases with the two devil horns on his head, and bit an extra large one on his sharp teeth.

"Luga! (Let's do the work, the stiff people are all stiff, they have to find a way to get off.)"

Uncharacteristically, Hei Lujia took the initiative to please Dai Meier and Sister Zhou and ran over to help them carry their luggage.

"Ruga (Follow)."

"Bulbasa, Bulbasaur."

Bulbasaur understood, and stepped forward to bite the silly girl's trouser legs, pulling them to follow Heiluga.

The silly girl also understood it well and couldn't help but admire Hei Lujia.

"Wow, boss, your dog is so sensible. He actually took the initiative to help carry the luggage... What a gentleman!"

"Well, they are both dogs, but a single dog is much worse than a big black dog."

Sister Zhou gave Ye Yifan a meaningful look when she came. He was handsome, but he was too straight. He should bend it slowly.

"Turn over, turn over... Even a salted fish can turn over!"

Hei Lujia led the way, and Daimei'er and Sister Zhou followed happily and trotted upstairs, swaggering towards the rest room on the second floor of the pet store.

"Heiluga..."

"Luga (Master, I can only help you so far. You have to do it yourself... I'm just a dog.)"

Heiluga only received a meager portion of dog food, but he was worried about this family.

The pet shop is quite busy now.