Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

After 1 seconds.

Ye Yifan's affirmative reply came over the phone.

"No problem, come together!"

"Okay, thank you boss, I'll hang up now. See you tomorrow morning."

Done.

The silly girl didn't wait for the other party to answer, then hung up the phone directly, for fear that he would regret it.

Sister Zhou, who was cheering on the side, stretched out her head and asked, blinking her eyes.

"Is it recorded?"

"Don't worry, it's been recorded a long time ago...I've taken care of the video and audio and uploaded it to the cloud! I guarantee it will be foolproof."

"That's great. I won't touch him now. I have the evidence and I'm not afraid of him denying it."

"Yeah, the trick was successful, we were able to turn around even when our IQ hit rock bottom!"

"Turn over, turn over... Even a salted fish can turn over!"

A silly girl's IQ will increase exponentially only when she is trying to trick her opponents.

Coupled with the guidance of Sister Zhou who has no lower limit next to her, she actually succeeded in tricking Ye Yifan.

Ye Yifan chases deer and geese all day long, but he never thought that today he would be pecked by a little house sparrow.

Great!

the next day.

Pokémon Pet Shop.

A van with a Lalamove logo on it, loaded with a load of goods, parked in front of the pet shop.

"Beauty, you are here.

The total fare is 250, cash or WeChat Pay? "

The truck driver has a Chinese character face and small eyes.

At first glance, he looks like an honest and responsible person.

Because Daimei'er and Sister Zhou were penniless, when placing orders on the app, they specially selected and noted: Pay at the place.

As expected, 96% of drivers directly refused the order.

Only Guo Zijian was unfortunately deceived by their appearance and placed such an order so early in the morning.

If they knew that the duo's pockets were cleaner than their faces, honest people would probably go berserk.

It was agreed that it would only be two people, a pet, and a few boxes of clothes... and then look at the packed truck.

Gu Zijian was speechless.

How many boxes are these? ! This is obviously a hill, right?

I only charged you 250 to transport this bunch of stuff, and you lost so much that your pants fell off... I don't believe what a beautiful woman says anymore.

"..."

Facing the driver asking for fare, Dai Meier and Sister Zhou looked at me and I looked at you.

No one spoke, and no one dared to move.

The two of them just rely on this eye contact, and the complexity of the content can make a palace fighting drama.

"You two? Did I send it to the wrong place?"

Seeing that the two of them didn't move, Guo Zijian thought he had sent them to the wrong place.

"No...no, no."

When the stupid girl saw this, she immediately denied it, otherwise she would be dragged to some other place if she had been slower.

"Oh, that's good, I'm not familiar with the newbie path.

I originally planned to place an order on the mobile app to find the body of xxx, but after working for more than an hour... I accidentally registered as a platform driver.

Alas, I got re-employed in such a confused way. "

"Delivering corpses...Master, what are you doing?"

Listening to Guo Zijian's words, the two women couldn't help but begin to sympathize with him. But his next words.

Dumei'er and Sister Zhou were immediately frightened.

"I am the leader of the Ax Gang in the Demon City, nicknamed: Shura Shura.

Today is my first day selling goods. This feeling of being good... is so solid and good! "

As he spoke, Guo Zijian showed a sunny and kind smile.

Wocao, the Ax Gang!

It's game over now.

I originally thought I had found the most honest driver among a group of drivers, but it turned out that the other driver was a hidden gangster.

If you don't agree with someone, you'll kill them!

This time I was pulling luggage, next time I might be pulling corpses...

Dai Mei'er and Sister Zhou were so frightened that their faces were livid and their hair stood on end, and a group of grass and mud horses were galloping in their hearts.

Said the dog.

When a person carries it on his back, even drinking water has to be squeezed between his teeth!

"If anyone dares to default on his debt! I will definitely let him know how I got my nickname!"

"Master, please wait a moment, my boyfriend will come out to pay the bill in a moment."

"That's right, I will definitely not blame you."

This was the first time for the stupid girl to ride in the Bawang car. She felt guilty and her palms were sweating, and she felt a little awkward when speaking.

In order to make paying the fare more reasonable, she actually lied that Ye Yifan was her boyfriend.

The silly girl shyly appeared in the role, but Sister Zhou enthusiastically praised it.

The other party should not be able to see any flaws! ?

"Okay, you guys go down first, and you can pick up your luggage after paying the fare."

Gu Zijian was also honest and honest. He actually thought it was reasonable and just urged them to hurry up.

"boom."

The two women quickly ran out of the car, Sister Zhou leading the way, followed closely by the silly girl holding Bulbasaur.

One after another, they rushed into the pet store.

Ye Yifan was sipping tea and was confused by the panicked two people. I forgot to drink the tea that was brought to my mouth.

"Were you... chased away by dogs? You were so out of breath while running."

"Wait a minute, let me drink some water first, I'm so thirsty!"

"This is my tea, the best Dahongpao worth a few thousand dollars a tael...forget it, just pretend I didn't say it."

Regardless of Ye Yifan's questions, the familiar Sister Zhou grabbed the tea cup from his hand and drank the tea in one gulp.

"Wow, I'm alive..."

After drinking a cup of calming tea, Sister Zhou's beating heart gradually calmed down.

Sure enough, good tea is different.

"......who are you?"

Ye Yifan has only met Dai Meier, and has never met Sister Zhou before.

Normal people would be frightened by her fierce style.

He came up and grabbed it without saying a word! Fortunately, it's a cup of tea. Would it be useful to call the police for robbery? ?

"Me? Pineapple (half)...do you remember?"

Sister Zhou held the ball in both hands and gestured towards Ye Yifan.

Ye Yifan immediately recalled who the person in front of him was. He had called him before.

Her black lace hollow bra cup is still with him!

There is a saying: eating people is short of mouth, and taking people is short of hands.

What's more, it's such a personal piece of underwear, so it's you who is at fault.

For a while!

Ye Yifan had all the questions in his mind figured out.

No wonder this woman behaves so fiercely. This is to gain a head start and scare yourself.

"I......"

"Stop talking and follow sister first."

Before Ye Yifan could explain: it was not him who took away her cup size, but the old pervert.

Sister Zhou greeted the silly girl, and the two of them, one on the left and one on the right, led Ye Yifan, who was at a loss, out of the store.

"Even if you hang yourself, you still need to take a breath. You guys should let me quibble, hey!"

Ye Yifan thought he was going to be sent to the police station.

He couldn't bear the crime of molesting women.

It’s about one’s innocence!

"I'm going, the car is ready?!"

When Ye Yifan went out, he saw a van with the door open and a burly man sitting inside.

The iconic Chinese character face and squinting eyes.

At first glance, it is not a good stubble!

"Master driver, that's him."

"It's just him. He's quite handsome, but I don't know if he has any money?"

Weed!

This is not a car going to the police station, this is a blatant kidnapping!