I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

"Put it under my grandfather's butt?"

On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun became anxious.

"Can you tell me how to plug it?"

"Change that cartoon toilet seat into cartoon underwear for my grandpa to wear?"

"You're such a grown man, but you don't think before you speak. It's easier to stuff a toilet seat in your mouth than under my grandfather's butt."

Qin Xun didn't care about Niu Xiaojun's rudeness. His mind worked quickly and he began to come up with ideas.

"Does your grandfather usually go to the Buddhist temple to chant sutras?"

"If so, you could hide the toilet seat under the futon he normally sits on."

Niu Xiaojun replied.

"will not."

"He only comes here once every ten days or half a month. Now I am kneeling here as punishment, which is even more of an eyesore to him."

"It is impossible for the old man to come."

Qin Xun was silent for a moment and said.

"Is there a cushion on the stool your grandfather often sits on?"

“Can you hide the toilet seat underneath?”

Niu Xiaojun answered.

"No."

"My grandpa is not even seventy yet, he still has some meat on his butt, so he doesn't need a cushion."

Qin Xun frowned, an idea popped into his mind.

Niu Xiaojun risked being beheaded and sneaked into Old Man Niu's bedroom at night and secretly put a cushion under his butt.

The next day, when the old man woke up, he felt so refreshed that he naturally didn't care about Niu Xiaojun's offense.

But...is it so easy to sneak into the old man's bedroom?

Just when Qin Xun was struggling, Xia Ning said.

"Brother Niu, use double-sided tape to stick the toilet seat under the stool your grandfather sits on. This way it won't be easily discovered."

There was silence for a moment on the other end of the phone, and then suddenly there was laughter.

"I'm an idiot too!"

"Why am I discussing this with you two idiots?"

"If the toilet seat is really useful, I will ask Qin Xun to bless my job and help me lose weight successfully, okay?"

"Big idiot!"

After cursing, Niu Xiaojun hung up the phone, as if he didn't care whether they lived or died.

Qin Xun snatched Xia Ning's phone and was about to call back to have a good talk with Niu Xiaojun.

Xia Ning reached out and pressed it, saying.

"You don't have to hurry."

"Brother Niu is a man who always likes to seek death, and he is very curious."

"She'll definitely find a way to stick the toilet seat under the stool."

Qin Xun breathed a sigh of relief, put down his phone and smiled.

"As expected of you."

"I actually thought of gluing the toilet seat under the stool."

Xia Ning said.

"You are in a hurry."

“It’s a very simple method.”

Qin Xun sighed helplessly.

"I am anxious."

Xia Ning smiled, but it wasn't a smile.

"Is it because of Ye Lan?"

Qin Xun: "..."

He pointed at Xia Ning and said.

"Hey, you!"

"Why are you like this?"

"Hey, hey, hey..."

As he spoke, he began to touch Xia Ning all over. After a while, he skillfully stripped the struggling Xia Ning naked.

A great man, Wojciech Sjoerd, once said: "When a woman starts having sex, it's usually because she has a fever in her lungs. It will be fine after having sex."

If that aspect is particularly harmonious, all other problems in life will not be a problem.

the next day.

Xia Ning received a call from Niu Xiaojun.

On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun's voice sounded mysterious and smug.

"Dongguai, Dongguai!"

"The toilet seat has been installed. The toilet seat has been installed."

"Please advise!"

Xia Ning: "..."

This was a game they played in junior high and high school. She didn't like to play it, but Niu Xiaojun and Wu Yu loved it very much. She gave in for a year or two.

But now...she has matured.

I don’t like playing anymore!

Only fools like to play!

Xia Ning didn't know what to say.

Qin Xun took the phone and said with a serious face.

"Cave demon, cave demon!"

"Well done, keep exploring and report back!"

hang up the phone.

Xia Ning looked at Qin Xun speechlessly.

Qin Xun narrowed his eyes slightly.

"What's the matter?"

Xia Ning smiled bitterly.

"Is it fun?"

"You are so childish!"

Qin Xun cursed "Fuck you" and started to undress again.

Xia Ning was shocked.

"Hey, that's not what I meant!"

……

They didn't hear from Niu Xiaojun for the whole day.

Qin Xun was in a bad mood, and was particularly cruel when he caught the hen. He grabbed the chicken legs and swung them in circles, scaring Xia Ning's grandmother.

The next afternoon.

Qin Xun, Xia Ning, Wu Yu and Xu Luoluo sat cross-legged in the training room playing throwing eggs to relieve their boredom.

Xu Luoluo was very lucky and won a lot.

Wu Yu has good skills and has won a lot.

Qin Xun was losing all the time, and even Xia Ning couldn't save him.

Sudden.

Xia Ning's cell phone rang.

When Xia Ning saw that it was Niu Xiaojun, he answered the phone and pressed the speaker button.

Niu Xiaojun's voice, with a hint of tears, immediately came from the other end of the phone.

"Is the dog Qin...Qin Xun here?!!!"

The sound was almost a roar.

Qin Xun felt something was wrong.

Niu Xiaojun has always been a woman who is more manly than men, so why would she cry?

He threw away the trash cards in his hand and said.

"I'm here."

"problem occurs?"

Niu Xiaojun cursed.

"Fuck your grandma's legs!"

"I haven't been hung up and beaten in more than ten years. Today, my father hung me up and beat me for more than ten minutes. You really hurt me!"

"Your uncle's!"

Qin Xun didn't talk back when he was scolded.

Being hung up and beaten is basically the highest level of family discipline.

When I was in elementary school, a guy in their village stole 98 yuan from home, bought a bag of spicy strips for yuan, and lost the remaining yuan.

This fool was hung up and beaten once.

As the son of a high-ranking official, Niu Xiaojun was hung up and beaten, which might have caused a huge disaster.

Qin Xun asked.

"Brother Niu, what happened?"

Niu Xiaojun did not answer immediately. He cursed for three minutes before speaking.

"Didn't I secretly install the toilet seat under the chair in my grandfather's study yesterday?"

"This afternoon, a few of his old friends came to chat with him and play cards in the study, and he ended up pulling his pants pocket."

Qin Xun's body trembled.

Pulling your trouser pocket?

Is this magic toilet seat so effective?

Because of our scheme, a top national boss pulled his trouser pockets in front of his old friends?

In ancient times, this was a capital crime punishable by death!

Qin Xun asked anxiously.

"Why is it in the trouser pocket?"

"Can't your grandpa hold it in until he reaches the bathroom to release himself?"

Niu Xiaojun snorted coldly and said.

"I also heard a rough outline of what happened from my father when I was hung up and beaten."

"My grandfather was playing cards with some of his old friends, and suddenly everyone smelled a strange odor."

"One person joked, 'Who pulled their pants pocket?'"

"Everyone started to boo."

“Finally, my grandfather said he had let out a silent fart and excused himself to go to the bathroom.”

Qin Xun breathed a sigh of relief.

"If you want to fart, then fart. What do you mean by pooping your pants pocket?"

"Everyone farts about 500 milliliters a day, which is equivalent to a bottle of iced tea. What's so strange about this?"

He looked at Xia Ning and asked.

"Don't you think so, Ningning?"

Xia Ning: "???"

"I...I don't know."

On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun was very dissatisfied.

"If it was really a fart, would my grandfather be in such a hurry to send him away?"

"Do you want to test everything you ate and drank today?"

"You're going to grab me and ask me if I have laxatives?"

"My grandfather said that when he was playing cards today, he always felt like pooping. He couldn't sit still at all!"

"If he hadn't been showing off his shit, why would he have made such a fuss?"

"This is definitely not a fart thing!"