I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

Qin Xun was speechless.

Constipation sometimes makes you feel a strong urge to defecate but you just can't.

Old Man Niu must have thought that today was the same as usual, and he treated the surging desire as an illusion, so he quietly opened a small gap to that desire.

I never expected that today would be the real deal.

Niu Xiaojun continued.

"I just tore the toilet seat out from under the stool. They said it was a blessed toilet seat that has the effect of moisturizing the intestines and relieving constipation."

"Before I could finish my words, my father slapped me outside the door with two big slaps. He then asked a few people to tie me up like a pig, hung me on a tree in the yard and beat me for more than ten minutes!"

"It took more than ten minutes!"

Her voice was filled with tears again.

"I'm an adult now, I have to save my dignity too!"

"I'm telling you, it's over. We're both finished!"

"My dad won't let me play with you either!"

"Wait to die!"

Qin Xun was shocked, feeling something was wrong, and spoke sternly.

“Brother Niu, it was me who asked you to put the toilet seat under your grandfather’s stool yesterday. It has nothing to do with others. Don’t make a mistake.”

Xia Ning was anxious, and just as she opened her mouth, Qin Xun covered it with his hand.

On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun cursed and said.

"Don't try to show off your affection for your spouse in front of me. I'm responsible for this matter alone."

Qin Xun said seriously.

"You are a real man. I will never treat you badly in the future."

Niu Xiaojun was dissatisfied.

"You need to understand your own identity. How can you speak to me like that in the manner of a superior?"

Qin Xun apologized to Niu Xiaojun.

Niu Xiaojun scolded Qin Xun for more than ten minutes.

hang up the phone.

In the practice room.

Xia Ning, Wu Yu, and Xu Luolu looked at Qin Xun seriously.

There was silence.

after awhile.

Xia Ning asked.

"It seems that you can no longer rely on Mr. Niu. What are you going to do?"

Without waiting for Qin Xun to answer, she continued.

"Either bring Ye Lan here as well. I don't believe that Mr. Qian's sons are so cruel that they dare to come here and kill people."

Qin Xun lowered his head and remained silent for a moment, then raised his head with a fierce light in his eyes.

"Playing dirty?"

"Looking for a killer?"

As he spoke, he picked up an unopened bottle of Coke beside him and threw it forward.

The Coke drew a parabola in the air.

Between the lightning and the fire.

Qin Xun picked up a poker card from the ground and flicked it away from his fingertips.

The poker spun rapidly and shot towards the Coke can in the air.

"boom!"

A sound!

The poker card split the Coke can into two, and the air was filled with splashing Coke juice.

Xia Ning, Wu Yu, and Xu Luolu's pupils trembled as they stared blankly at the Coke can that fell to the ground and bounced.

The Coke can broke into two halves, with the cut ends neat and sharp.

The ground was covered with foamy Coke.

Qin Xun picked up the playing cards, put them to his lips, blew on them, and said in a deep voice.

"I'm going to become a killer."

"The global killer rankings are about to change!"

He looked at Xia Ning and said.

"I plan to cover my face and raid the Qian family mansion at night to teach Ye Lan's cold-blooded brothers a lesson."

"Pinch their necks and tell them that they will only die one day later than Ye Lan."

For Qin Xun, it is much easier to assassinate others than to prevent others from assassinating him.

Xia Ning raised her eyebrows and said.

"Can you stop being so childish?"

"And the killer?"

She pointed out the window.

"Not to mention the Qian family's old house, even the manor where we live now has almost 300 security guards. How can you get in?"

Qin Xun's tone was flat.

"I...can get in."

Xia Ning: "..."

She looked at the Coke can that was split in half on the ground, then picked up a playing card and tore it in half easily, and couldn't help but be stunned.

Ordinary Coke can, made of aluminum alloy.

More ordinary playing cards, made of paper.

Picking leaves and flying flowers are all hidden weapons?

No wonder my grandfather on the island said that Qin Xun was a master of hidden weapons.

Xia Ning's face was gloomy, and he stared at Qin Xun intently. Seeing his determined look, he was so angry that he punched him on the shoulder.

"Fuck you uncle!"

"Let's talk about it when you can get out."

Qin Xun stood up and walked out.

"it is good!"

"I'm going out right now."

"You don't have to worry about me."

Xia Ning became anxious, looked around, and saw a spear leaning against the wall. He stood up and was about to use it to stab Qin Xun's leg.

At this moment, the cell phone rang!

Qin Xun stopped, turned around, and saw the name displayed on Xia Ning’s phone on the ground was - "Brother Niu".

He guessed that things might be taking a turn for the better.

Xia Ning glared at Qin Xun, bent down to pick up the phone, pressed the answer button, and pressed the speaker button.

Niu Xiaojun's voice came out immediately.

"Is Qin Gou here?"

Xia Ning said coldly.

"died!"

On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun was stunned.

"Old nun, it's only been a few minutes, and you've broken your vows again and squeezed Qin Xun dry?"

Xia Ning: "???"

"you you……"

"What's your business?"

Niu Xiaojun replied.

"My grandfather asked me to ask Master Qin to come to our house and ask if he is free tomorrow morning?"

Xia Ning: “Yes!”

Qin Xun: “Yes!”

The two said in unison.

Qin Xun looked at Xia Ning's cold face and laughed.

She still cares about me after all.

Xia Ning noticed Qin Xun's gaze, glared at him, turned his back, and started to inquire about the news for Qin Xun.

"Brother Niu, why did your grandfather suddenly figure it out?"

I have a meeting with the boss tomorrow and need to get enough information.

Besides, Mr. Niu's change today was too sudden.

You said before that you wanted to sever ties with Qin Xun, and now you’re calling Master Qin?

On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun cried out "Ouch" and sighed.

"Grass!"

"I got beaten for nothing today."

"After my grandfather discovered the toilet seat, he recalled that he always wanted to defecate in the study, but couldn't defecate in the bathroom. He guessed that it was the toilet seat that caused the problem, so he convened a think tank to study it."

"He first showed the toilet seat to the monk, but the monk couldn't tell what it was and couldn't say if it was a ritual implement or not."

"Grandpa asked the doctor to take it for an emergency test, and the result was that there was no poison on the toilet seat, and the toilet seat was made of environmentally friendly materials."

"My grandfather took the toilet seat into the bathroom, had a good rest, and came out with a big smile on his face. He was so satisfied."

"So, my grandfather asked me to invite Qin Xun, the dog master, to visit our house tomorrow."

"Do you understand?"

After hearing this, Xia Ning, Wu Yu, and Xu Luoluo looked at Qin Xun in surprise.

Toilet seat consecration?

Seriously? !

Qin Xun remained calm and clasped his hands together.

"Amitabha!"

"It's a small skill, nothing worth mentioning."

Xia Ning rolled his eyes at Qin Xun, confirmed tomorrow's schedule with Niu Xiaojun, and hung up the phone.

She walked up to Qin Xun and questioned.

“Have you really studied Buddhism?”

Qin Xun waved his hand.

"Never."

Xia Ning: "So what did you do on the toilet seat?"

Qin Xun: "Magic!"

Seeing Wu Yu and Xu Luoluo gradually approaching, Xia Ning suddenly realized that he couldn't push Qin Xun too hard in front of outsiders, lest he reveal some messy secrets.

Who cares what law it is!

Marry a chicken, follow the chicken; marry a dog, follow the dog; you always have to help cover up.

Xia Ning pushed Qin Xun away, walked towards Wu Yu and Xu Luoluo, held their hands and walked to the corner of the practice room.

The three people began to chatter with Qin Xun, nodding, shaking their heads, and turning to look at him from time to time.

It's like looking at a monster.

Qin Xun seemed to see the old ladies at the intelligence station at the entrance of the village.

Ten minutes later, the three women finished their meeting.

They walked towards Qin Xun.

Qin Xun sat cross-legged on the ground and said to Xia Ning.

"Ningning, prepare a bank card for me. Put... 30 million in it."

As he spoke, he picked up a poker at his feet and spun it quickly between his fingers.

Xia Ning paused, turned his head to look at the can that was broken into two halves on the ground, and frowned.