I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.
Chapter 1125 He is not trying to disturb Tai Sui, but to disturb Tai Sui's butt!
Xia Ning stared at Qin Xun with wide eyes, clutching the quilt tightly with both hands.
Qin Xun did not hesitate.
"will not!"
Ye Lan's response was also quick.
"I'll fuck you!"
"If you hesitated for even a second, you bastard!"
Xia Ning loosened her hands that were tightly clenching the quilt, and suddenly felt that Qin Xun seemed a little cold-blooded?
Ye Lan asked again.
"Qin Xun, let me ask you again."
"If I died, would you remember me?"
Qin Xun's answer was still straightforward.
"meeting!"
On the other end of the phone, Ye Lan was silent for a moment, and then a burst of laughter was heard.
"That's fine."
"It is in vain that I put your name in my will."
"Qin Xun, don't be impatient. Wait until you are able to afford the 300 billion before inheriting it. Otherwise, you will be in danger of death."
Qin Xun was stunned. He didn't expect that Ye Lan had already made a will and left 300 billion to him.
He looked up at Xia Ning with mixed feelings.
Xia Ning hesitated to speak and sighed helplessly.
Qin Xun cursed at the phone.
"Grass mud horse!"
"I was wondering why a professional killer wanted to kill me a few days ago. I was so scared that I am now hiding in my master's manor and sitting in jail every day. I have to wear a bulletproof vest when I go to the toilet."
"So it was you who left 300 billion in a will to me."
"I've been harmed by you!"
"Am I your son?"
"You're going to put my name on the will?"
Xia Ning: "!!!"
She stared at Qin Xun in amazement, thinking that this guy was really good at lying without thinking.
Isn’t Zhang Lei the number one suspect?
Just by talking a few words, he tied himself and Ye Lan together like grasshoppers on a rope?
Ye Lan's rapid breathing could be heard through the phone, and she seemed so frightened that she couldn't speak.
After a while, she said.
"I just made my will a few days ago, how did they know?"
"You're talking nonsense!"
Qin Xun didn't blush or feel nervous.
"Who in the entire Dragon Nation doesn't know that your Queen Ye Lan's love for me, Qin, is like the endless flow of the river, or like the flooding of the Yellow River, which is out of control?"
"You are my number one bootlicker. You will leave your inheritance to me before you die. Is that hard to guess?"
Qin Xun said loudly.
"We are now on a pirate ship, and no one can escape."
"I am saving myself now, and saving you at the same time."
After he finished speaking, he paused. When Ye Lan didn't say anything, he probably agreed.
Qin Xun asked, his tone softening a lot.
"Ye Lan, are you safe in the United States now?"
Ye Lan replied.
"Safe for now."
Qin Xun asked again.
"Can you make it through a week?"
Ye Lan snorted coldly.
"Don't underestimate people."
"At first, I wanted to die but couldn't."
"Now I want to live, how can I die so easily?"
Qin Xun felt a little relieved.
"Then come on!"
"Give me a week."
“We stay in touch all the time.”
Ye Lan let out a laugh as loud as a silver bell, as if he had thrown the danger to his life to the winds.
"Any time?"
"Is it okay to chat on the phone in the middle of the night?"
Qin Xun said unhappily.
"What time do you think it is?"
"It's three o'clock in the morning!"
Xia Ning coughed lightly to express his dissatisfaction.
Ye Lan said impatiently on the other end of the phone.
"I'm too lazy to talk to you!"
"Your husband has never been a generous person."
"Come on!"
"Save you, and save me."
As soon as I finished speaking, the phone was hung up!
Qin Xun threw his phone onto the bed and said to Xia Ning.
"Tell me, is Ye Lan sick?"
But he saw Xia Ning looking at him strangely, and he felt uneasy and asked.
"What's wrong with you?"
Xia Ning smiled and raised his right hand with three fingers.
Qin Xun understood.
This was a mockery of himself for becoming Ye Lan's son and getting 300 billion for nothing.
He lay down on the bed, covered himself with the quilt, turned his back to Xia Ning, and spoke loudly.
"Turn off the lights and go to sleep!"
……
the next day.
Qin Xun was not woken up by the alarm clock and got up early.
As usual, he went to learn boxing, practice boxing, and spar with Liu Xiaoquan. After breakfast, he accompanied his grandmother to feed the chickens and look for which one to kill today.
There is still no news from Zhang Lei, so Qin Xun has to stay in the manor obediently.
after lunch.
Qin Xun and Xia Ning were taking a nap in the bedroom.
Qin Xun asked Xia Ning.
"Have you contacted Fatty Niu?"
After the person who delivered the toilet mat came back yesterday, he reported to Qin Xun and the others that the toilet mat had been delivered to Niu Xiaojun's residence.
This magical toilet seat has the effect of a solid enema, and coupled with a mysterious consecration video, it is the most suitable gift for Mr. Niu.
Qin Xun wants to rely on it to establish a relationship with the old man and resolve the concerns about his and Ye Lan's lives.
But since they called Niu Xiaojun yesterday, they haven't been able to contact her again.
Maybe Niu Xiaojun was punished to kneel in the Buddhist temple, and her cell phone was confiscated as a sign of piety?
Xia Ning replied.
"No."
"No phone calls, no messages."
"But she is not an honest person. She will definitely find a chance to secretly play with her phone."
As she spoke, she looked at Qin Xun, sighed deeply, and said.
"You gave Mr. Niu a toilet seat, something that even a fool wouldn't give. You must have angered him. The seat has already been thrown into the trash can."
Qin Xun realized this possibility and his heart was in a knot.
Oh shit!
Something worth 100 million yuan for lazy drawing was thrown into the trash can?
Use it to make soup and don’t throw it in the trash can!
What a waste!
The two rolled around in bed for a while and finally fell asleep.
After waking up, they played games in silence in a double row on the bed.
suddenly!
Xia Ning's cell phone rang. It was Niu Xiaojun calling.
Once connected.
"I—f—"
The two words sounded like a loud bell.
Qin Xun jumped up from the bed and shouted into the phone.
"Fatty Niu, did you receive the toilet seat?"
On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun's spellcasting was interrupted and he coughed for a while.
"Cough cough cough..."
"received!"
"I—f—"
Qin Xun shouted.
"Got it. Has your grandfather ever experienced it?"
The person on the other end of the phone started coughing again.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
"Let me finish my fucking sentence!"
Qin Xun: "You say!"
Niu Xiaojun shouted.
"Fuck! Your! Mom!"
Qin Xun: "..."
Suddenly, he felt so sorry for his mother. She had just been offended by Ye Lan last night and insulted by Niu Xiaojun today.
Really are……
What qualities!
Qin Xun asked.
"Did you give the toilet seat to your grandfather?"
"What did he say?"
Niu Xiaojun shouted.
"My grandfather said you are mentally retarded and told me to stay away from you and not to play with you."
Qin Xun was puzzled as to how a person who believed in gods could be disrespectful to the living Buddha.
I was very serious about consecrating the toilet seat yesterday, it was quite intimidating!
Didn't it scare him?
Qin Xun asked.
"Did you show the old man the video of me blessing the toilet seat?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Niu Xiaojun yelled urgently.
"Don't mention it. I want to shove your head into the toilet right now!"
"Your grandmother's legs!"
"My grandfather threw the toilet seat at my face because he showed your video to the lip reader."
"Why are you chanting 'I want to go to the toilet by myself today, mom and dad, please don't look down on me'?"
"Do you take my grandpa for an idiot?"
Qin Xun's heart trembled.
Depend on!
Failed!
Mr. Niu actually invited a lip-reading expert to analyze what I was saying?
As expected of a big shot, his methods are tough!
Qin Xun thought for a while and said.
"Fatty Niu, find a way to stuff the toilet seat under the old man's butt. We don't look at the advertisement, we look at the effect!"
Xia Ning: "???"
He's crazy!
He is really crazy!
He is not trying to offend Tai Sui, but to offend Tai Sui under his butt!
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