I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

Hearing everyone's dissatisfaction, Qin Xun was silent for a moment and then shouted.

"Amitabha!"

He raised his right hand, hung the rosary on his index finger and began to spin it in circles, like a spirited young man spinning his girlfriend's suspenders.

"Donor, you are obsessed!"

"Water has no fixed shape, things have no fixed rules, and Buddha has no form."

"As long as you devote your heart to Buddha, even the crying of a child is the Buddha's words!"

Qin Xun thought about it and spoke some lines from "Genshin Impact" loudly.

"?Is he an assassin from his homeland, or someone who wants to disturb the water of Qingce?"?

"?I admire the forms of living things. Pure water can transform into various forms in the forest. I will use this water to punish you!"?

"If you don't understand the value of water, you naturally don't understand the horror of water."

"?But as long as the rivers flow and the rain and dew continue, the water will not disappear."

In the cabin, the two hundred or so people were stunned.

What is this?

assassin?

punish?

fear?

What are these words?

Why does this Living Buddha look more and more like a demon monk? ?

Don’t do anything weird again!

Qin Xun ignored everyone's puzzled looks and was determined to advertise "Genshin Impact".

He knew that this piece of surveillance footage would definitely be posted online. The gimmick of a plane crash and a demon monk performing a ritual would surely attract public attention.

It is bound to set off a frenzy of hundreds of millions or even billions of views on the Internet.

Can we miss this prime time for advertising?

Qin Xun turned the Buddhist beads in his right hand and paced slowly in the aisle. The old lady knelt and followed him like a toy pet.

"My name is Fushe, which means, in this fleeting moment of life, I give up everything."

“The past cannot be changed, and the future cannot be predicted, so I cherish the present moment.”

"Determination, courage, love, hatred, will all become corrupted and distorted in the long river of time."

"I am your past, I am the unchanging law of all things, I am the eternal guardian, and I am the 'Living Buddha-Xun' who promises my subjects a dream."

“Whether we pursue it or not, even if it’s just a moment of light, at least we have this moment.”

"..."

The two hundred or so passengers were completely confused, but the plane remained stable so they didn't dare say anything more.

The old lady followed Qin Xun's steps like a teddy bear, silently remembering what he said in her heart, thinking about going back and reciting it every day to cultivate her body and mind.

Time passed by minute by minute.

The plane experienced a slight turbulence.

Someone looked out the window and found that the plane had broken through the clouds and the ground was already visible.

He shouted in surprise.

"Look outside, we can see the city!"

"We're almost at the airport!"

"We are saved!"

The cabin was boiling with excitement.

Everyone cheered, but Qin Xun was as steady as a mountain, still muttering to himself.

"May the wind god bless you!"

……

Shanghai Airport.

The huge airport was quiet at this time.

The passengers had already been evacuated urgently, and most of the staff, except for some necessary staff, were also evacuated.

When the plane experienced abnormal turbulence for the first time, the crew contacted the airport ground control center and explained the situation.

The airline's leader was so scared that he fell to the ground.

Everyone knows how terrible an air crash is, but who would have thought that such a one in ten thousand chance would happen to them?

The probability of a plane crashing is lower than the probability of a basketball star having sex with a stud!

The airport leaders maintained communication with the crew and quickly reported the situation up the chain of command, alerting the head office, the general manager, and the city leaders.

They rushed to the airport...near it without stopping.

A plane that is constantly shaking for unknown reasons is about to land at the airport. Who knows if it can land smoothly?

What if they just stupidly stay at the airport directing the rescue, and end up getting hit on the head by a plane?

The airport, on a wasteland nearly two kilometers away.

Dozens of cars, dozens of police cars, dozens of fire trucks, and dozens of ambulances were parked in a large crowd.

The car was surrounded by people, all looking up at the sky.

Among these people were city leaders, airline leaders, and reporters who had come after hearing the news.

The airline's security personnel drove away the reporters many times, but they were like flies smelling rotten meat and could not be driven away.

There were even some reporters who wanted to sneak into the airport to grab first-hand news.

On the fire truck.

The firefighters looked up at the sky and saw a small black dot gradually appearing. Their expressions became more and more nervous.

If the plane cannot land smoothly, it will be a huge disaster, and the current manpower may not be enough for rescue.

In the ambulance, the medical staff were in a strange mood.

What shall we do?

Just pretending?

The plane crashed to the ground. Not to mention a complete corpse, it would be good enough if we could collect the pieces of flesh and piece together a complete person.

Still rescue?

But...it seems that calling a hearse over is not appropriate!

A leader was sitting in an official car. He glanced through the window at the reporters outside and saw them pointing their cameras at the sky.

He let out a deep breath through his nose.

That's it!

All passengers at the airport were evacuated within an hour and all flights were cancelled. The commotion was so loud that it couldn't be covered up!

I just hope the plane can land safely!

Buddha bless!

……

Airport ground command center.

A team consisting of city officials, airline leaders and staff were communicating nervously with the crew.

A plane crash is a big deal!

Hundreds of lives were lost and hundreds of families were broken up.

Paying compensation, apologizing, or seeing the stock market fall, any one of these consequences would be too much to bear.

The official departments will also be burdened with consequences, and many people will be removed from their posts and their future will be ruined.

Airport officials were talking to the crew on the plane via radio.

"How's the situation over there?"

A man's voice came from the microphone.

"The flight is currently in good condition and is flying according to the route."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but were still nervous.

The information they received was that the plane was experiencing unexplained turbulence in waves.

It would be terrible if there was any turbulence when approaching the airport.

The airport leader asked.

"What is the current mood of the passengers on the plane?"

The crew member replied.

"There had been a disturbance earlier, with a group of thugs attacking security personnel and attempting to humiliate cabin crew."

"But now the crisis has been resolved and the passengers are in a very stable mood."

Hearing this, they shook their heads helplessly, but they could understand.

Human nature is evil. When some people feel they are doomed, they will release the beast within them and do things that they normally want to do but dare not do.

And those young and beautiful flight attendants often become the targets of bullying.

The leader asked.

"The crisis is over?"

"Did the thugs regain their senses after seeing the plane stabilize?"

The crew hesitated before answering.

"No."

"I didn't see the specific situation with my own eyes, but according to the information from the flight attendant, it was a monk who helped convert the gang of thugs."

"Now he is chanting sutras to calm the crowd."

"They said...they said...it was a master who blessed the plane, so the plane stabilized."

The voice just fell.

Everyone looked at each other.

What kind of feudal superstition is this?

Are you scared and confused?

What kind of monk can consecrate an airplane?