I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

More than twenty minutes passed.

In an open space two kilometers away from the airport, hundreds of people looked up at the sky and saw a plane appear and head towards the airport.

They cheered.

"Look! A plane!"

"finally reached!"

“It looks very stable!”

"We're about to land!"

"Please don't let anything happen!"

In the car, the leader spoke to the secretary beside him.

"As soon as the plane lands, we will rush to the scene!"

Gradually, everyone on the open ground got on the bus, their hearts hanging in their throats as they watched the plane slowly land.

They will rush over the moment the plane lands.

Help in times of trouble, show your face when there is no trouble!

Praise where praise is due, punish where punishment is due!

……

In the plane.

All the passengers put their hands together and looked out the window, looking at the airport on the ground, their hearts in their throats.

Walk a hundred paces and half ninety.

The closer they got to landing, the more nervous they became and they dared not speak loudly.

Under Qin Xun's influence, they kept reciting in a low voice.

"Amitabha!"

"Amitabha!"

"Amitabha!"

……

There was the sound of chanting in the cabin.

Qin Xun stood straight in the aisle, closed his eyes, clasped his hands together, and chanted in a voice that only he could hear.

"Captain Jean's breasts, the wind of Mondstadt!"

"Captain Qin's hips, the soul of the Knights!"

"Captain Qin's legs, the water of Starfall Lake!"

Suddenly, he heard a curse.

"Fuck your mother!!!"

"What the hell are you talking about!"

Qin Xun was startled, thinking that someone had heard him. When he opened his eyes, he saw Red-haired man unbuckling his seat belt five or six meters away.

He rushed over with a pair of fists as big as casserole pots.

Everyone was afraid that the red-haired man would affect the Living Buddha's practice, so they screamed.

"presumptuous!"

"Don't be disrespectful to the Living Buddha!"

"you wanna die?"

"No!"

……

Qin Xun was not panicked at all. He sighed, formed a seal with his hands, and spoke loudly.

"Why would you suddenly attack and injure someone without any reason?"

"It is said: human nature is evil, without proper discipline, lustful and bold, the day will come when you are old and old."

He raised his hand and was about to show some color to the red-haired guy rushing towards him, when he suddenly felt the plane shake.

The red-haired man cried out "Ouch!" and fell forward.

In an instant, seven or eight long legs stretched out in the aisle, some with black stockings, some with white stockings, some with flesh-colored stockings, and some with hairy legs.

Red Hair tripped and fell in the aisle, tumbling and sliding all the way to Qin Xun's feet.

Everyone exclaimed.

"Bumpy again?"

"Dying again?"

"Ah-no!"

Suddenly, someone yelled in a shrill voice.

“The plane has landed!”

"The plane landed successfully!"

"Mom, I'm not dead!"

Everyone looked out the window and saw the plane taxiing on the runway, no different from usual.

There was a cheer in the cabin.

"Great!"

"Alive, alive, we are finally alive!"

"I swear to the Buddha that I will never masturbate again!"

"Woo woo woo, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay..."

There were cries mixed in with the cheers. Many people looked at Qin Xun standing in the aisle with red eyes and sniffles.

On the floor of the aisle, Red Hair turned over and looked up at Qin Xun. Seeing that he did not make any aggressive moves, he breathed a sigh of relief and reached out to touch his face.

Fortunately, he didn't step on my face, so my handsome appearance was preserved.

It hurts...I need a warm patch.

At this moment, the old lady ran around from behind Qin Xun to the front, sat on the red-haired man's face, and said angrily.

"Boy, I'll teach you how to be disrespectful to the Living Buddha!"

The red-haired face was crooked.

"!!!"

Qin Xun was stunned and clasped his hands together.

"Amitabha, what a great deed!"

The plane came to a complete stop.

Under the arrangement of the crew, the passengers got off the plane in an orderly manner.

In less than ten minutes, everyone got off the plane. Many people looked up at the blue sky and felt like they were reborn.

Around the plane, several groups of people were sitting on the ground, holding their heads and crying.

A couple hugged each other and ate for a while, talking to each other.

"I love you!"

"I love you too!"

"Shall we get married tomorrow?"

"it is good!"

"The bride price is 38.8."

"I think we are still young and need to calm down a little bit..."

Several stewardesses cried particularly loudly.

"Scared me!"

"I thought I was going to die today!"

"It's okay if you die, but you are not like me. I couldn't die with a clear conscience even though that bastard touched my breast."

"My innocence! Wuuwuwu..."

In another place, Red-haired man and several young men were also crying together.

"How come you're not dead?"

"Why didn't you die?"

“Are we going to jail?”

"Detention? No need to go to jail!"

"But you touched her breasts!"

"Bullshit, I thought that was a butt. Have any of you seen breasts that big?"

Qin Xun found Xia Ning and Xu Luoluo in the crowd, handed the Buddhist beads to Xia Ning, and asked.

"Where's that witch?"

Xia Ning smiled bitterly and said.

"She just said she wanted to settle the score with you and get her phone back."

Qin Xun spread his hands.

"I kicked the seat off the plane. I'll ask the flight attendants to help me later!"

More than ten meters away.

Qin Fangshu squeezed through the dense crowd and found the old lady.

I saw her sitting on the ground, looking down at a mobile phone, with an excited look on her face, and whispering in a hoarse voice.

"You're mine, baby. You're mine."

"my darling."

Qin Fangshu walked over quickly, reached out and snatched the phone back.

The old lady raised her head and screamed with her teeth bared.

"This is my baby, it's mine!"

"my darling!"

“This is my wooden fish!”

Qin Fangshu took a step back to avoid the old lady's Nine Yin White Bone Claw, looked at the old lady with a smile, and said.

"No, this is my baby."

The old lady got up and begged.

"Little girl, please sell me your phone!"

"I am in my seventies and eighties. I have no other thoughts now. I just want to live one more year. I need this wooden fish that the Living Buddha used."

"If you sell me your phone, I'll give you 20,000 yuan."

Qin Fangshu pondered for a moment and then laughed.

"No."

“This phone is also very important to me.”

After saying that, she turned and left.

The old lady's roar came from behind.

"You woman, you don't respect the elderly. Be careful of being punished by God."

"Twenty thousand yuan is not enough. Is this phone so important to you?"

Qin Fangshu turned around, raised his cell phone and spoke softly.

“There are photos of me in here.”

A pot-bellied man beside her was startled, looked Qin Fangshu up and down, smiled slyly, and said.

"I'll pay... 30,000 yuan."

Qin Fangshu turned his head and stared at him, smiled, put his phone away, and slapped him in the face with his backhand.

"Do not sell!"

After the fight, she ignored the man, squeezed through the crowd, came in front of Qin Xun, and stretched out her hand.

"Give me back my Buddhist beads."

Qin Xun ignored Qin Fangshu.

Xia Ning handed her the Buddhist beads.

Qin Fangshu took it, picked up the suitcase beside him, and walked out of the crowd.

Suddenly, she turned around to look at Qin Xun, then at Xia Ning, and smiled.

"Bye now!"

"We'll meet again, right?"

"Don't miss me too much!"

Having said that, she turned and walked away, lost in the crowd.

Qin Xun: "???"

Xia Ning: "???"

They looked at each other and spoke in unison.

"No, she's sick, right?"