I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

Qin Xun looked at the old lady's slightly raised and shriveled buttocks, with a confused look on his face.

This old lady isn't afraid that I'll sit on her to death.

What's even more frightening is that if I sit down and she suddenly turns over and lies face up, wouldn't I be falling into her trap?

Qin Xun saw the expectation in the old lady's eyes, waved his right hand, and the Buddhist beads rustled.

"Old donor, there is no need for that!"

“You can recite the sutra even when standing.”

"Just wait and see, I will send you to the west while standing!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a cry of surprise from all around.

"Hey, send us to heaven?"

"You can't say that!"

"It's unlucky, Master!"

"This needs to be delivered to the destination, not... the West..."

“It seems about the same.”

Amid the noise, the plane suddenly shook violently and made a buzzing sound.

They shouted even louder.

"Ah, I'm really going to heaven!"

"I'm only 58 years old. I'm still young. I don't want to die!"

"Living Buddha, why don't you do something?"

"Hurry up and do it!"

"I'll give you money for incense when the plane lands."

Xia Ning and others who gathered at the junction of economy class and business class lost their balance and staggered from side to side, with many falling directly to the ground.

Xu Luoluo rolled on the ground and hugged Xia Ning's legs.

Xia Ning fell backwards and felt something soft on her back. She turned around and saw that it was Qin Fangshu who was pressing his chest against her.

The two looked at each other.

Xia Ning looked embarrassed.

Qin Fangshu smiled.

"You're welcome."

Xia Ning: "???"

Another violent jolt.

They screamed at the same time and fell to the ground, falling on top of Xu Luoluo.

Xu Luoluo cried.

"Oh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

The group of young men who were knocked unconscious by Qin Xun slipped far away in the aisle.

The old lady was crawling on the ground, her body spinning uncontrollably, with her head tucked under the seat.

Qin Xun stood steadily in the aisle, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and wanted to strike the electronic wooden fish, but when he saw that the screen was locked, he threw it to the ground in anger.

Not far away, Qin Fangshu, who was stacking people, shouted.

"This is my phone!"

Qin Xun was startled, and kicked the phone lightly with his toes, knocking it under the seat.

He held his left hand in front of his chest and played Buddhist beads with his right hand. Along with a burst of colorful light, solemn and dignified singing rang out.

"Namo Amitabha"

"Dotagata Night"

"Dodiyeta"

"Amitupavi"

"Ami-redo"

"Siddhamvi"

……

Thirty seconds later.

The plane gradually stabilized.

The cabin fell silent except for the roar.

More than 200 people looked at Qin Xun, who was singing dynamic Buddhist music in the aisle, with a look of astonishment on their faces.

This……

Is it really possible?

Oh my god, this is bullshit!

Can he consecrate an airplane?

After a while, someone clasped his hands together and bowed to Qin Xun.

Gradually, more and more people bowed to him, chanting "Amitabha" repeatedly.

I hope this will help the plane fly smoothly in the next half hour.

The flight attendant named Sister Zhang got up from the ground and shouted at the passengers who were struggling to get up in the aisle.

"First class and business class passengers, please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts immediately while the plane is temporarily stable."

"Too many people gathering together will affect the balance of the aircraft."

"And it's very dangerous not to be in your seat when the plane lands."

"Please return to your seats immediately. The plane will soon... land safely."

Hearing this, many people stood up, looked at Qin Xun reluctantly, and quickly returned to their seats.

After a while, apart from a few flight attendants, only Xia Ning, Xu Luoluo and Qin Fangshu were left.

Xia Ning held onto the door frame of the economy class entrance and looked at Qin Xun quietly.

The flight attendant knew that Xia Ning was the Living Buddha's... girlfriend, so she didn't dare to act rashly and could only look at her with pleading eyes.

Xu Luoluo looked at Xia Ning and pursed her lips, not daring to say anything.

Qin Fangshu grabbed Xia Ning's hand and pulled him back.

"Xia Ning, you won't die if you watch less, but if you keep watching here, you might really die."

Xia Ning was startled, broke free from her hand, and walked back to the first class cabin with an expressionless face.

Xu Luoluo quickly followed and turned back to glare at Qin Fangshu.

I'm watching you, don't even think about cheating on Mr. Qin!

Scumbag!

The flight attendants returned to their seats and fastened their seat belts.

The three security guards worked together to drag the unconscious young men on the ground back to the empty seats one by one and fastened them with seat belts.

Finally, the only person left in the aisle was the old lady, kneeling at Qin Xun's feet, with her hands clasped together, mumbling something.

A security guard came forward, gently placed his hand on her shoulder, and tried to persuade her.

"Ma'am, the plane is about to land."

"You are in danger. You need to return to your seat."

The old lady opened her eyes, her face showed a fierce look, she shook her shoulders impatiently and spoke in a low voice.

"Take your hands away!"

She looked up at Qin Xun, her face becoming peaceful.

"Even if I die today."

"If you can die at the feet of a living Buddha, you will be reborn into a good family in your next life."

As she spoke, her eyes filled with tears and her voice became soft and sticky, like that of an eighty-year-old girl.

"Maybe... I can get married and have children in the next life."

"Amitabha, my Buddha!"

The three security guards looked at each other.

If a passenger has an accident when the plane lands, they will be held responsible.

But now the old lady clearly looked like she would never be separated from the Living Buddha, and she even had a hint of wanting to marry him.

They dragged the old lady away by force, and she probably died of anger on the spot.

The three security guards exchanged glances, silently returned to the workroom, sat in their seats and fastened their seat belts.

Qin Xun had just finished singing the "Nirvana Mantra" and was taking a breath to rest when he started to hear a noisy sound in his ears.

"Living Buddha, please continue chanting!"

"Master, don't dare to stop, don't dare to stop!"

"We will land in less than half an hour. The lives of hundreds of people on the plane depend on you. Please hold on a little longer."

"Please!"

Qin Xun was helpless, but not annoyed at all. After all, these people had suffered an unprovoked disaster because of him.

"Amitabha!"

He didn't want to continue singing, so he clasped his hands together and recited Buddhist verses aloud.

"Form is emptiness, emptiness is form."

"All appearances are false."

"If hell is not empty, I will never become a Buddha."

"Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot"

"One flower, one world, one leaf, one Bodhi."

"The body is a bodhi tree, the mind is like a bright mirror, originally there is nothing, so how can it be stained by dust?"

"..."

After reciting a few sentences, Qin Xun finished reciting the Buddhist verses he remembered and fell into silence again for a while.

Seeing the people around him clasping their hands together and looking at him nervously, Qin Xun gritted his teeth and said.

"Tao gives birth to one, gives birth to two, and three gives rise to all things."

As soon as he finished speaking, a shout was heard from the crowd.

"Master, that's Taoist!"

"Will your sudden rebellion against the sect be ineffective?"

"Master, you have to be more honest."

"Master, you have golden light to protect you, but our lives are also at stake!"