Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"We haven't married yet. The village chief grandpa said that this is called child urine, which is very precious. All the children in the village have to come here to pee before they find a wife."

"My mom said the same thing."

Boy pee?

Ivan used the little brain space he had left to search for all the news about children's urine.

Finally, I came to the conclusion that this thing seems to be used to ward off evil spirits.

"Go, go, get out of here and stop peeing in front of my house every day."

Ivan raised his fists. He had no strength now, but his bulk was still there. The two children saw his posture and were so frightened that they couldn't move and ran away muttering.

Isn’t the big locust tree known as the sacred tree in the village? How could a being that everyone admired have fallen to this level?

Not right, very wrong.

"Is rule eight wrong?"

As he muttered with righteous thoughts, Ivan felt a force spread throughout his body and limbs, and the previous fatigue caused by the paper man disappeared a lot.

When he reacted, his face felt a little itchy, and two locust tree branches lightly swept from above.

"Yes, Rule [-] is absolutely correct, you are the sacred tree." At this moment, Ivan was convinced, looking at the big locust tree as if he were appreciating a rare treasure.

"The first element now is to find a way to uncover the talisman on the tree."

……

In Longguo, Chen Yue was collecting firewood outside.

A happy event is approaching. In line with the principle of "unity", the village chief arranged corresponding tasks for everyone.

Chen Yue was not idle either, and inquired about the situation while working.

He waved to the two naughty children who were urinating and playing in the mud next to him. He took out a pack of heart crisps from his pocket and showed off: "Have you ever seen this? It's called puffed food, and it's particularly delicious."

That's right, there are no adults around here except himself, they are all children of seven or eight years old.

Collecting firewood is optional. Who can hold a wedding without preparing enough wood in advance?

Collecting firewood is more of an excuse to send the troublesome children out to play so that they don't stay there and get in the way.

But who allowed Chen Yue to have a grandmother who dotes on him and protects his shortcomings? In addition, he has a sweet talk and coaxes the old man from time to time, which deepens this relationship.

So when the village chief proposed to assign tasks, grandma did not hesitate to ask him, a giant baby in his 20s, to join the firewood collection team.

The expressions of the villagers, not to mention how exciting it was at that time, looked like constipation.

Chen Yue opened the packaging bag, and before the two children could react, he quickly stuffed a piece of heart crispy into one of the children's mouths.

What kid doesn’t love snacks, especially those with a crunchy texture like potato chips?

The next second, the eyes of the two naughty children lit up, and they stretched out their hands that had just been mixed with Wanni's to ask Chen Yue for something.

Chen Yue: "I have a few questions for you to answer."

The two children nodded immediately, their minds completely attracted by the snacks.

After a detailed interrogation, Chen Yue threw the snacks to the two of them: "Just one pack."

A few seconds later, a clanging sound came from behind.

Chen Yue looked back and saw that two children were fighting each other over a pack of snacks. You used a white crane to spread its wings, and I used a trick of a monkey to steal peaches. The fight was very enjoyable.

Chen Yue rubbed the back of his head: "We say we are united, but we can't see it. What's wrong, can't we share half of it with each other? We have to eat alone."

He walked to a slightly quiet place, picked up a branch and drew clues on the ground.

From the current point of view, the following clues have been sorted out.

First, the bride is a foreigner with a delicate appearance. She chose to come to Xiaohuai Village to be a daughter-in-law for some unknown reason. She currently has no personal freedom.

Secondly, the big locust tree is not called a sacred tree and is admired by people as described in the rules. On the contrary, the people in the village were all disgusted when he mentioned it, and their expressions were quite unnatural.

Third: The ancestral hall is a mysterious place, and people who make mistakes will be sent there to be punished.

"Could it be that the mission of the dungeon is to rescue the bride and send her out safely?" Chen Yue thought: "Sounds quite fair."

"No matter what, the bride is a good breaking point. I have to find an opportunity to confront her as soon as possible."

The sun was almost setting. Chen Yue, who had spent the whole afternoon holding a stick and didn't pick up even half of the wood, walked back carelessly.

I tripped over something on the road, and upon closer inspection I saw a man lying on the ground, his nose and mouth blocked with dirt. After an afternoon of exposure to the sun, the dirt had dried and cracked.

The wind blew, and a packaging bag floated over, covering the boy's eyes.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, how cruel." Chen Yue knelt down sadly, stared at the eyes that were still worried about death, picked up the packaging bag and put it in his pocket.

It's better to keep this thing yourself, after all, there is no such thing as a plastic bag in the whole village.

Chen Yue walked back, and the village chief's house was brightly lit.

What was rare was that he didn't show any displeasure when he saw Chen Yue with empty hands.

Next to him stood the groom and a young man in his 20s.

There are many men in the village, why should I mention it specifically?

Because this person is obviously different from others.

He was wearing a pair of jeans, a brown windbreaker, and a peaked cap on his head.

Hmm... This kind of dress seems a bit too avant-garde for a backward place like Xiaohuai Village.

"Who is this...?" Chen Yue asked.

"Here, let me introduce you. His name is Chen Yue. He is a good friend of my son. He came to our village specifically to celebrate his wedding."

"Not only did he come this time, he also brought a lot of meat fillings for everyone to eat." The old village chief said proudly, as if his son was honored to have such a friend.

After all, Xiaohuai Village is so poor that even if you get married, you can only kill half a pig. The other half had to be marinated and saved for winter.

Chen Yue: "???"

He thought he was hallucinating: "Tell me again, what is your name?"