Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Damn, it’s really okay. What a bad habit this is.

Xu Ye was confused, and he was keenly aware that the words used by the village chief meant sharing, not asking the bride to remarry.

Like an object, not treated as a human being at all.

The village chief added: "It's not possible now. My son is already old, so I have to keep him alive. I'm afraid you'll make her pregnant."

Barrage: "It's scary to think about it, what does it mean to be fully pregnant?"

"This village looks simple, but it's actually really scary."

"Have you noticed that except for the Chosen One's grandmother and bride, there have been almost no women seen from just now?"

……

Weird rules,

The truth of the matter was revealed and it finally came to an end. After everyone present knew what happened, they all expressed their intention to disperse and continue their work.

But one person quit,

After Grandma Gouwazi heard that her grandson had been wronged, she screamed and sat on the ground, crying and beating the ground:

"What a crime. It's all because Gou Wa, a child with a good heart, wants to bully anyone who comes to him."

"That's you I'm talking about." The old lady named the scarred man, crying so hard that she rushed towards him and scratched his face.

However, whenever there was another attack from behind, the scarred man would always dodge.

But despite her age, the old lady was unambiguous in a fight, clinging to her opponent and not letting go, grabbing her hair and scratching her butt.

In the end, the village chief relented and promised to give half of the pork that he had planned to leave to the scarred man to the old lady, thus calming the situation.

……

During this period, hundreds of chosen ones were wiped out.

Some of them were so stupid that they opened the lock on the bride's door without taking any measures, only to be caught in the act.

The other group of people, who are slow-talking and unable to explain, and have a short temper, heard someone slandering them, and got into sex with Weiwei on the spot. As you can imagine, the result was that it was hard for two fists to defeat four hands. He was beaten until he screamed and the screen went black.

Barrage: "It's too weak, no one can beat it."

Xingxing didn't blink: "It's not that you are weak, it's that you violated the rules. Look carefully, when the chosen one's grandma hit someone just now, the scarred man was so strong that he only dared to dodge but not fight back. Rule [-] also said that you should toast to the elders, It shows that in this village, respecting the elderly is an absolute rule, and the chosen one cannot attack anyone older than himself."

However, how can the chosen one who can do something like start a fight with a group of people have the brains to analyze such things as age?

In the end, the entire army was almost wiped out.

The audience sighed.

Rules Monster once again proved its identity with its strength. It is a game that requires both brain power and physical strength. It is impossible for the chosen one who wants to use his own talent to pass the level without using his brain at all.

……

In the Ice Bear Country, Ivan felt that his condition was getting more and more serious, to the point where he could barely breathe even if he walked a few steps quickly.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Coming from a fighting nation, Ivan has never experienced such a delicate and frail state like now.

"What should I do? I probably won't survive until I clear the dungeon."

The moment this idea emerged, starting from Ivan's pupils, black spread silently to the whites of his eyes.

It's about to be fully covered.

"No, you can't think like that." Ivan shook his head: "I'm not dead yet, how can I have such an idea?"

"Never give up until the last moment."

The audience in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief: "We were just in danger, but we were almost contaminated."

"This copy is very ferocious. It can eat away at people's physical strength unconsciously. When the body of the chosen one becomes weaker and weaker, the will to survive will naturally decrease."

"Ivan is not the smartest among the chosen ones, but his willpower is definitely one of the best."

In the strange world, grandma pushed open the door and came in with a bowl of braised pork in her hand: "Hey, you are hungry. Eat quickly."

As if she knew what he was worried about, grandma explained kindly: "This was not stolen from the banquet. The village chief just found out that he misunderstood you and gave it to our family to compensate."

Ivan swallowed his saliva, and the aroma of braised pork jumped into his nose without any warning, arousing the greed in his stomach.

He raised his hand and pulled out a few leg hairs. The stinging sensation made his head shake. Ivan turned his head to the other side with difficulty: "No, grandma, I'm not hungry."

Damn it, I really want to eat it.

Especially when your mental state is so bad, eating something delicious will help restore your sanity.

Unfortunately, he can't.

Who knew what the meat was made of, and he had not witnessed the production process.

Also, if you say it wasn’t stolen, then it’s not true. Who can prove it? If you lied, wouldn't it make me feel cold on the spot if I ate it?

"Alas." Seeing how determined he was, grandma sighed quietly.

There was a hint of coldness in his eyes as he looked at the Chosen One.

Ivan saw the door clearly and was secretly anxious, but his attitude was very firm on his face. He couldn't put himself in danger just to please someone weird.

Ivan felt that he needed to make amends and said a few nice words, but unfortunately it had little effect.

He had no choice but to find an excuse to leave first and go out to check for clues.

As a result, before walking a few steps, I saw two little boys standing side by side under the big locust tree... peeing.

When the person on the other side saw Ivan, he gave a thumbs up: "Little Karami, do you dare to compete with us to see who can shoot farther?"

"Compared to each other, I can still be afraid of you two little brats." Ivan said angrily.

When he was standing by the tree and taking off his pants, he suddenly slapped his head.

No, why should I be carried away emotionally by these two little guys?

This is a sacred tree.

Could the sacred tree be used for peeing? Moreover, this tree was right in front of my house. If someone peed on it, wouldn't it mean that I would be smelling of urine when I went to bed at night?

One hand was holding the pants, and the other hand that had just finished lifting it reached out to the two kiddies, and touched the back of each person's head:

"Pee your ass. This is a sacred tree, the honor of the village. Who allowed you to ruin it like this?"

The two children who were beaten inexplicably were confused and shouted aggrievedly: "But wasn't it always like this before?"

Ivan touched his chin. He had long heard that rural people used soil as fertilizer. Is this the same way this tree was watered?

This is really a smelly tree.

Unexpectedly, the child's next unintentional words shocked Ivan.