Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Don't forget to praise at the end: "You are awesome, you must be particularly good at lifting people."

"Okay, I won't play with you for now, I still have business to do."

Xu Ye walked away with the sack on his back. He didn't see the big locust tree behind him, with its talisman removed, swaying up and down, showing thanks and nodding.

Things were developing in an increasingly weird direction. Seeing the chosen ones from other countries greeting the groom in a polite manner, they exchanged a few words and then began to inquire about information in the village.

However, a few people also discovered the yellow talisman paper on the tree and wanted to reach out to peel it off, but without exception, it bounced back.

On Xu Ye's side, the groom, the protagonist of the wedding, had already arrived at the large pit in the southwest, carrying the protagonist of the wedding on his back.

It is indeed the burial place recommended by grandma. When Xu Ye arrived, there were five or six young and strong fresh corpses stored there. They looked to be about 30 years old, about the same age as the groom.

"My dear, no wonder my grandma is so calm. It turns out that dead people are the norm in this village."

He threw the groom into the big pit, dug a few more shovels of soil to cover it, and clasped his hands together: "Rest in peace, cousin. I will help you marry your wife."

Yes, this is what Xu Ye just had in mind.

Since the groom is already cold and his personality is that he is in love with the bride, then why not marry the bride instead of his cheap cousin?

Just do it, Xu Ye quickly ran to the new house.

Unexpectedly, there was a big iron lock on the door.

Did he go out?

"Hello, are you there?" Xu Ye knocked on the door.

A delicate female voice came from inside, with a crying voice: "Who is it?"

Xu Ye felt that the voice was slightly different from the one he heard yesterday. It seemed to be softer: "It's me, Gouwazi, I'm here to pick you up. Let's get married."

There was a pause inside, and then he said: "Stop joking, since I have been betrothed to your cousin, how can I be with you..."

"Are you going to torture me together?" As he said that, he started crying, his voice was very sad.

Xu Ye quickly explained: "How is it possible? I killed the groom."

"This way we can be lovers and get married."

There was silence inside again. I don't know whether it was because I was shocked by Xu Ye's words, or because I couldn't accept the murder of my fiancé for a while.

The barrage was speechless: "Absolutely, Mr. Xu Ye killed my fiancé and even ran naked to tell him. I'm really not afraid that the bride will hate him in her heart."

"I don't think so. First of all, why is the bride's door locked? It seems particularly suspicious. What if she really has a private relationship with the Chosen One and the marriage is just forced?"

"Boss Xu Ye, you are so domineering."

After a few minutes, the bride in the room sighed quietly and said dejectedly:

"It's useless, just go. It's too late."

"I'll give you a piece of advice, it's best to leave the village, go as far as possible, and never come back."

This voice was cold and clear, similar to what I heard last night.

If he hadn't poked a hole in the door secretly, Xu Ye would have almost thought there were two people inside.

Xu Ye couldn't believe it: "Are you driving me away?"

"You don't love me anymore? Those oaths of friendship we talked about before are nothing."

Bride: “Let’s count it as an idiom.”

Xu Ye: "..."

He walked out dejectedly, and within a few steps, he saw a group of people standing not far away, holding sticks, as if they were waiting for him.

The oldest man in the lead, with a white beard and white eyebrows, leaning on a cane, asked: "Gouwazi, what are you doing here?"

From his posture, it seemed as if he had known what Xu Ye was going to do for a long time and had come to investigate.

Behind him, a man with a scar on his eyebrows complained triumphantly: "That's the village chief. I saw him running into the door of the bride's room and saying he wanted to take your daughter-in-law away."

In fact, what he said was right. Xu Ye did say that he would take someone away, but the man was too anxious and didn't hear the second part of the sentence.

And from the perspective of the Chosen One, the bride is suspicious no matter what she says.

Sneaking away the bride and preventing the wedding from happening seems to be a good way to survive until the third day.

The complainer, Xu Ye secretly cursed and prepared to say something.

But at this moment, outside the crowd, a shadow rushed in quickly, pushed aside the crowd and came to Xu Ye.

The white-haired one is the original owner’s grandmother.

She knelt down as soon as she came: "I'm sorry, village chief, we were wrong, we shouldn't have done that kind of thing."

Scarface sneered: "Ning Yutong is the daughter-in-law of our Xiaohuai Village. She was brought back with great difficulty. If you let her go now, you will destroy the unity of our village. We will never tolerate it."

"Village Chief, you said that if you report it, you will get half a catty of pork. Does this count as merit for me?"

When the words "undermining unity" were mentioned, the people behind him instantly became excited and raised their weapons in unison: "Yes, it cannot be tolerated."

Xu Ye thought to himself, this village is extraordinary, the word unity is really important to them. Are there any common interests involved?

Grandma was stunned: "What... you mean Gouwazi let his new wife go."

This is different from what I imagined.

She thought...the groom's official death had been discovered.

Xu Ye: "Grandma, what are you talking about? How could I let my new wife go?"

"I swear to the big locust tree in the village that I have never done anything like this, nor have I ever wanted to do anything like this."

He turned to look at the old man: "Grandpa Patriarch, since someone has reported me, you can't just listen to his side of the story. You have to go in and check, and speak with the facts."

The patriarch led a group of people vigorously towards the door of the new house. A big lock was firmly attached to the door, telling how ridiculous the accusation just now was.

The scarred man couldn't believe it and pointed at Xu Ye: "You're talking nonsense. I clearly heard you wanted to take Tongtong away."

"I understand. You must feel that the time has not come yet and you don't dare to take people away. You want to find an opportunity and wait until there is no one left before leaving."

Xu Ye rolled his eyes: "Which of your eyes saw that I was going to do this? Don't make blind guesses about things that haven't happened."

Scar Man: "Then tell me, why are you sneaking to the new house?"

The village chief also looked over, and it seemed that if Xu Ye said something wrong, he would come up with a knife to settle the score.

Xu Ye: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Scarface confirmed his judgment even more: "I'll just say it, I heard it right, village chief, arrest him quickly and put him in the ancestral hall. Don't forget my half a pound of pork."

Seeing that the other party's lies were about to come true, Xu Ye couldn't bear it anymore and said loudly: "Because I like the bride."

"I also want to marry her."

The barrage took a breath of air: "Boss Xu Ye. How dare you say that you want to steal your daughter-in-law in front of others."

"If I were the village chief, I would lead my people to die with you right now."

The air was stagnant for a moment, and Xu Ye stood there with a stubborn face, looking like he would risk everything for love.

Unexpectedly, the next development left the audience completely confused.

"Hahahahaha." A burst of laughter rang out at the scene, and the men following behind all laughed, especially the village chief, who laughed the most.

They winked at Xu Ye and spoke obscenely, looking obscene to me.

Village chief: "It's a good thing. We as a village must know how to unite and share."