Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Hello, I'm Chen Yue, the groom's high school classmate." The other person introduced himself generously and shook his hand.

It turns out they have the same name, Chen Yue secretly thought it was bad luck.

Very good, from now on, he will give the other party a nickname, Chen Yue No. [-], to avoid making mistakes.

This Chen Yue No. [-] said that he was from out of town and might know the way he came. Chen Yue decided to temporarily change the direction of action and get close to the other party first.

Also, the groom looked quite vulgar. Unexpectedly, he had gone to high school and was a cultural person, but in the end he returned to the village. This matter seems strange no matter how you look at it.

Chen Yue took a look at the pile of meat fillings in the house. There was so much meat that it could feed the whole village for three days, let alone a banquet.

Several aunties from the same village were making dumplings with rolling pins.

Chen Yue asked innocently: "So much? How long will it last?"

Village chief: "So we decided not to get married tonight. We will wait until the dumplings are finished tomorrow and then hold a three-day flowing banquet."

Hehe, the standard has become higher, from one meal to three days, it makes people happy just thinking about it.

Chen Yue was not one to sit still, so he immediately rushed over and said sweetly: "Grandma, let me wrap it up for you."

Duan is a considerate and filial good boy.

Grandma smiled from ear to ear, but still refused to help: "Sit back and leave the kitchen to the women."

"Grandma, I can do it."

Chen Yue didn't care whether the other party agreed or not, and started directly.

Barrage: "Either the people of the Dragon Kingdom are good at talking. They obviously want to take the opportunity to investigate the minced meat. They are not worried about the hardship of their families."

"Look at Ivan, he's also making dumplings, and grandma's face is getting angry."

"I feel weird about this. If someone comes to me and tells me not to torture myself to death with my arms and legs, I won't thank him."

"Ivan's mouth is so ungrateful. This is not helping, it's just like seeking revenge..."

In the room, Chen Yue started making dumplings. The aunts were quite happy, but the village chief was not happy: "The gentleman is far away from the kitchen~"

Chen Yue thought to himself that you are an old man who doesn't know many Chinese characters, but you are very good at excusing yourself when you work, and you even use idioms.

"Grandpa, village chief, are you talking about the gentleman who is far away from the chef? It's a pity that I am not a gentleman, I am grandma's good baby."

He could finally see that in this village, whether it was the bride's group or the seemingly harmonious villagers, grandma was the most sincere and kind to him. He must seize the opportunity and take advantage of this.

"Gouwazi is really filial, so let me join you." At this time, Chen Yue No. [-] came from behind and spoke softly.

He was dressed very fashionably and spoke in a low and gentle voice. Compared with the surrounding environment, he always had the feeling of being out of place like a poodle in a kennel.

Damn Gouwazi, your whole family is named Gou. Chen Yue's nose was almost crooked with anger.

His identity is that of a country man with little knowledge and experience. He has never been out of the village since he was a child. He doesn't even have a serious name and keeps barking like a dog.

Chen Yue lowered his head and glanced at his own body. He saw a patched coarse cloth autumn coat. The sleeves were shortened to the elbows and wrists, and there were large black stains and unknown liquid on them. Compared with the opposite side, it is like heaven and earth.

Forget it, he doesn't deserve to be called Chen Yue now.

Chen Yue came to the crowd on the 2nd and picked up a bag of minced meat from the table.

Chen Yue immediately came over and asked in a nonchalant manner: "Can I help you?"

Chen Yue No. 2 raised the kitchen knife next to him: "I think the stuffing is not broken enough, so I have to chop it up again."

Then, his palms trembled and he couldn't hold it firmly. "Accidentally" the kitchen knife slipped down and the handle hit the stove. When it rebounded, it went straight to Chen Yue's heart at a tricky angle.

"I'm going~"

At the critical moment, Chen Yue's body was like a hemp rope, bending sideways in an incredible arc.

Chen Yue touched his ear, and there was blood there.

A thin semicircular piece of meat lay on the ground, and the smell of blood filled the fingertips.

But the smell is not obtrusive because it smells a bit like dumpling fillings.

"Ouch, are you okay?"

"Swords have no eyes, you said you were too careless, why are you just messing around when you have nothing to do?"

It was obviously the other party's fault, but he immediately put the responsibility on himself.

Chen Yue raised his head and caught a hint of disappointment on the other person's face.

He didn't die. Are the people in front of him disappointed?

But the groom on the side hurried over and asked with concern: "Gouwazi, what's wrong with you, are you okay?"

Then Chen Yue No. [-] was rudely given a verbal lesson.

To be honest, Chen Yue couldn't help but feel guilty when facing the groom.

Anyone who is caught staying in someone else's fiancée's room at night can't pretend to have done nothing the next day and continue to smile, right?

Too thick-skinned.

But he never thought that the groom's behavior was completely different from what he imagined, and he had no doubts at all. But this new "high school classmate" is quite hostile to me.

Interesting, really interesting.

Chen Yue didn't think that because he was the chosen one, the other party showed a different attitude. Rules and Ghost Stories is not a play house, and all settings in it must follow the logic behind it.

This question needs to be further clarified.

With the addition of the groom, the atmosphere became slightly tense.

The unity of Xiaohuai Village was vividly reflected at this moment. Although Chen Yue No. [-] repeatedly emphasized that it was caused by accident, the effect was not good.

The villagers stared at him, revealing their ferocity: "You, an outsider, dare to hit people in our village. You are so impatient."

outsider?

It’s this word again, the bride is an outsider, and the groom’s classmates are classified as outsiders.

Chen Yue No. [-] was stunned for a moment, and then said: "I suddenly remembered that there are fifty kilograms of big bone sticks left in the car. I will take them out later and make soup for everyone."

The village chief showed a smile: "It's easy to talk, do you have a place to stay at night? I can give you my house, which is the only soft bed in our village."

The villagers behind him echoed, the expressions on their faces changing like the sky in June.

Chen Yue: "..."

"With your unity, you are just looking at what others are doing."

Chen Yue wanted to follow him to the car to get something and inquire about the situation, but he didn't dare. He stood at the door hesitantly, looking at the man in front of him with confusion written all over his eyes.

Chen Yue turned around on the [-]nd and took the initiative to invite: "There are a lot of things, will you come with me?"

Chen Yue was so excited that he tilted his head back: "Let's do it together. I'm still afraid of you."

That's all, if you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't get the tiger's cubs. He wanted to see what the man was selling behind his back.

The village chief took the opportunity to pull him from behind and whispered: "Gouwazi, go quickly and see what is left in the car. Take it all and don't let him hide it."

No, you are really a loser. It is harmful to oneself and even more harmful to outsiders.

I was alone with a man who had just assassinated me. My life was about to be lost, and you sent me to supervise his food.

It's nothing more than supervision. What does the stuff in other people's cars have to do with you? You actually don't want to keep it at all.

However, Chen Yue thought so in his heart but did not dare to express it with his mouth. He nodded immediately and said: "I understand, village chief, I promise to complete the task."

After walking a few steps, he turned back and said, "Remember to wait for me to come back."

This sentence was said loudly, mainly for the weird Chen Yue to hear.

……

Two people with the same name and surname were at odds with each other along the way, and they were wary of each other.

"Why are we walking more and more sideways? It's not the way to the village entrance." Chen Yue asked in a panic.