Travel to the early Tang Dynasty and become a salted fish

Chu Mo gave the dead girl a vicious look. These words hurt his heart. He is a flesh-piercer, and his home is thousands of years away. You ask me where my home is.

Seeing that Chu Mo didn't speak, the little girl ran to Chu Mo, took his hand and said, "Bad guy, if you don't have a home, then let's get together with the rhubarbs from now on. Don't worry, rhubarb won't dislike you."

After being stabbed hard by the little girl again, Chu Mo said: If I hadn't seen you as a little girl in the movie, I would have beaten your sister so hard today that she wouldn't even have recognized you.

No, Chu Mo felt so depressed after being teased like this by the little girl. He couldn't bear to live through today and tomorrow. If he retreated now, he wouldn't be able to retreat for the rest of his life.

How can I, a high-level talent who graduated from New Oriental, be looked down upon by a little girl like you?

Since you dare to look down on me, then I will smash you up.

However, as soon as he raised his fist, he felt a chill on his back, and turned his head to meet Yang Hongyu's death gaze.

Chu Mo awkwardly opened his fists and turned them into palms, then gently touched Yang Hongzhu's little head a few times, and showed a flattering smile to his unmarried daughter-in-law.

There is no way, people have to lower their heads under the eaves, not to mention that my small body cannot withstand the torment of my own women.

Yang Hongyu saw that the two of them were just joking, so she snorted coldly, and then said to shopkeeper Liu: "This guy is bragging so much, I don't know if he has any real ability. If not, just take him to the market. "

When Shopkeeper Li heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up: "My boss is talking about Ji, I will take care of this one..."

Shopkeeper Liu looked at Chu Mo and didn't know what to call him.

When Chu Mo heard this, what an opportunity. Without waiting for Yang Hongyu to speak, he said, "Shopkeeper Liu, right? Hongyu is my unmarried wife, you can just call me uncle."

When Yang Hongyu heard this, she almost gave Chu Mo three swords and six holes, but with so many people present and the other party telling the truth, she could only clenched her fists loudly but took no further action.

Although Shopkeeper Liu saw the gloomy look on Shaodong's face, he did not refute the words of the man in front of him, so he knew who he was.

When the master was here, he often said that he had arranged a marriage for the young lady that would satisfy both parties. Unexpectedly, it was the person in front of him.

Sighing for his young lady, shopkeeper Liu bowed and said: "Young lady, do you really know how to cook? We don't have anything right now. Why don't you let Erduzi accompany you to buy some ingredients? How about you show us your skills?" ?”

"Okay." Chu Mo agreed without saying a word.

He had just arrived and wanted to go to the market to see if there were any good things in the Tang Dynasty that could make him rich.

What's more, now that I am penniless, someone wants to take advantage of me and invites me to go shopping. If I don't go, it will be in vain. Although this person is my future daughter-in-law, she looks like a rich woman. She should not be short of these three melons and two dates. .

Soon, shopkeeper Liu called the guy at the door in.

"Young fool, you go with me to the West Market and see if I need anything."

After saying that, he took a handful of money from the counter and handed it to Er Lunzi.

In this way, Er Leizi took the lame Chu Mo all the way to the West Market.

Originally, Chu Mo was thinking about finding a car instead, but Yang Hongyu said: After passing the Zhuque Street in front, walk two more streets to the West Market, which is not very far.

As a result, this place was not very far, and Chu Mo had to walk for half an hour.

Under the look of disdain and disdain from Er Lunzi, Chu Mo reached the West Market panting.

As one of the two major markets in Chang'an, the West Market is home to caravans from all over the world and the people of Chang'an.

Compared to the extravagance of Dongshi, this place has a touch of local flavor.

After the visitor arrived at the West Market, Erlunzi naturally became Chu Mo's follower, following obediently behind his future uncle.

Chu Mo, on the other hand, was not in a hurry. As a time traveler, he was also curious about the market in Datang.

Whenever you see something strange and weird along the way, you have to go up and ask about it, bargain with it, and when you finally pay, just say: I don’t have the money, I don’t want it anymore.

In exchange for a lot of swearing and a lot of international sign language.

But Chu Mo enjoyed it endlessly. If it weren't for his inconvenience, he would have really wanted to wander from house to house.

The idiot behind him got a mask from somewhere and put it on his face. Chu Mo felt funny and didn't care at all that he was worried about being beaten along with him.

After wandering around, there was nothing useful except for a few barbarians trying to trick fools into selling wine and glass products.

At this time, Er Lunzi finally couldn't help it anymore: "Uncle, it's almost noon. The shopkeeper and the young master's family are waiting for you to go back. If you keep wandering around like this, I will probably get scolded when you go back."

Chu Mo slapped his forehead. He had something serious to do when he came out, so he couldn't delay it any longer.

So, I first found a stall selling pork and asked, "Boss, how do you sell pork?"

The meat seller is a burly man in his 40s with a sinister look on his face: "Fat meat costs 12 cents per catty, lean meat costs 1 cents per catty, and half-fat and half-thin meat costs 9 cents per catty."

"What about the ribs?"

"Pork ribs cost 9 cents for two pounds."

"Where's the pig's head?"

"Twenty cents each."

"How do you calculate the size?"

“Both sizes are the same price.”

"How do you sell pig trotters?"

"The price of a catty of meat is 6 cents. As long as there are hooves and no legs, if you buy two catties of pork, I will give you one as a gift."

"Then how do you sell pig offal?"

With a click, the butcher put the knife on the chopping board and said angrily: "Boy, I've been watching you for a long time. From the time you came in to now, you haven't bought anything except asking about the price, and now you're here for my entertainment again." right."

When Er Lunzi saw the butcher getting angry, he quickly took a few steps back and distanced himself from Chu Mo.

Chu Mo chuckled and said: "Boss, how much does it cost to wrap all the meat? If the price is cheap, I will take it all."

After saying that, he waved his hand towards the Erlunzi behind him, indicating to the other party to show his strength.

The stupid boy stepped aside and didn't see Chu Mo waving to him at all.

When the butcher saw that the other party was still bluffing, he immediately shouted angrily, picked up the butcher's knife, and put it against Chu Mo's neck.

Chu Mo was so frightened that he was scared to death and shouted quickly: "You idiot, you piece of shit, where's the money?"

Seeing that the other party was about to use the knife, the second fool didn't dare to hide anymore, and immediately shouted: "Don't hurt my uncle, the money is here, the money is here."

When the butcher saw the idiot take out a bunch of money from his waist, he realized that he had misunderstood. He immediately withdrew the butcher's knife, then patted Chu Mo's chest a few times with his greasy, black hands and said:

"I scared the young master. I am here to apologize to the young master."