Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The boss's raft, No. 18, floated for another month, and her whereabouts were privately discussed online.

There was one day left before the mission, and then she was surrounded again.

She looked up and saw an acquaintance.

"Little parrot, long time no see." The man spoke Chinese very well, but he had a bit of an accent, which was a bit strange.

Yanli tilted his head and looked away, looking everywhere for who the little parrot was.

If it weren't for the other party's ship iron, she would be crushed to pieces by a big ship. She sincerely invites the other party to play raft together to survive.

Although she only had one day left, the day was not over and she could not leave the raft.

"Come up." The man ordered.

Yan Li smiled politely, looking at a stranger and said, "Who are you?"

The man didn't answer her. With a wave of his hand, his men aimed the rocket launchers at the raft.

The wave combination looked at the black hole in the barrel, and their hair instantly exploded.

Yanli was sitting on a wooden chair. The corners of his raised lips lost their arc. He touched the cat and dog beside him with his hands. His eyes were cold and without warmth. He said, "Try it."

The man's eyes brightened, and his aura was not imitated by him, it was just like her original appearance, dangerous and charming.

This time there was no order, he stretched out his hand in a gentlemanly gesture of invitation.

Yanli still didn't move, and the situation was deadlocked.

for a long time.

The man made sure no one was coming, then waved his hand mercilessly.

"boom……"

The raft shook, the simple wooden house was damaged again, and a corner of the raft was missing.

The cat and dog bared their fangs and looked at the man on the boat, then at the ladder, thinking about the possibility of biting the man to death.

Then they felt the caress on their heads, and the restless animals settled down, sat down upright, rolled their eyes at the man on the boat, and then rubbed their master's hand.

Wave combination: Master, kill him and throw him to the fish!

Yan Li was sure that he could kill him without using his soul, he just needed to get out of the raft.

That mission needs to be done again, the difficulty may be upgraded, and you can go rafting in the Devil's Delta.

Kill it!

"Please mentally retarded host to complete the task seriously..."

The system prompt sounded again, this time it was different.

She knew the system was holding her back.

why?

It’s weird.

"Ugh..." A threatening voice sounded, pulling Yan Li back to reality.

One of the man's men landed on the raft, which vibrated slightly, indicating that it was no longer balanced.

Yanli raised his head, patted Xiaolang's head and said, "Don't bite him to death."

"Wang..."

Xiaolang instantly changed from whining a warning to showing a fierce look in his eyes, assuming an attacking posture, and the next second he charged forward.

One person and one dog started fucking on the raft.

The man's men also knew how to wear protective gear, so they were obviously not reckless. Although Xiaolang couldn't bite him, the other party underestimated its power.

After a few back and forth, he threw the person directly into the water.

Xiao Lang retracted his teeth and sat leisurely on the edge of the raft, preventing the other party from coming up.

At the same time, he looked provocatively at the man on the boat.

The man's mouth curled up as he watched this scene. Before he could say anything else, his hand in the water suddenly sank.

At the same time, a blush dyed the sea.

Xiaolang quickly retreated, and just as he expected, the vengeful fish appeared again.

In other words, it had been under the raft, and seemed to know the power of the gun and had no intention of floating up.

"Crack..."

Yan Li looked at the place where the sound came from. A rope penetrated the raft, and the rope was dragging. Below it was a metal hook.

The rope straightened and the boat began to move, taking the raft with it.

A tail swayed beneath the raft, catching up with it easily.

A man floated in the water and was quickly rescued by a boat behind him.

Obviously the protection was very effective and protected his life, and because of the man's decision, the shark gave up on his men.

The boat moved very slowly, as if it was afraid that the people on the raft would fall.

But soon the boat stopped, and the raft stopped too, crashing into the boat due to inertia.

Yanli turned his head and looked into the distance.

A huge ship rushed over in the distance, riding the wind and waves, and at the same time, a warning was issued on the ship.

A submarine floated in the distance, and they made an attack stance at the same time.

Although the other side has many ships, they dare to cross the sea and rob people.

More than a billion people in China disagree.

Warships are very tough and reasonable. Their aiming movements have one meaning: This is our country's waters, put down the boss, or I will kill you!

The man looked down and raised his hand to signal.

The rope connecting the raft fell and the boat began to move again, accelerating away from the raft.

"Little parrot, see you next time." The man's voice echoed, returning to his country's waters.

He looked at the raft protected in the middle and felt only amused.

Understanding that her handler is a country, no wonder he can't find her.

Yan Li still hasn't boarded the ship. The mission needs to pass tonight and it will only be one year.

The raft was dragged again until it was far away from the edge of the sea, and the raft was released again.

"Meow~" Xiaobo called out in warning.

Yan Li looked at the hole in the middle of the raft, followed by the figure in the water below.

He patted the two little pets on the head and said, "It's the last night, you can play whatever you want."

"Meow~"

"Wang..."

"Puff, puff..." There were two sounds of water entering.

The water under the sea was stirred, and soon traces of blood were dissolved in the water.

A dog and a cat take turns coming up to the surface to breathe, then dive again.

When we returned to the raft again, it was already dark, and they were already paralyzed from exhaustion. There were large and small wounds on their bodies, and the seawater seemed to have salt on the wounds, and they grinned in pain.

At the same time, the shark floated up again. There were more claw marks on its body, but it was not very deep due to the resistance of the water.

Two against one, a tie.

Yanli looked at the floating shark and invited it: "Want to travel to the human world?"

shark:……

In the early morning of the next day, Yan Li got on the boat after hearing the mission prompt.

Cats and dogs were wrapped into mummies, but it still didn't affect their ability to walk.

In the early afternoon, a helicopter landed on the ship.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task."

"Main mission released: Evil and charming."

"Main mission content: Mission as the Overlord. After confirming that you have been rejected, please use a three-point cool, three-point mocking, and four-point casual expression. You must be evil, you must be crazy, you must pull, bang and get close to the opponent. Said: Are you playing hard-to-get with me?"

"Task tip: Not speaking means rejection. Maintain your personality until the task is completed."

"Mission progress: 0/100 times."

"Reward for completing the mission: Strong Heart (Ability introduction: Get it, your heart will be very strong, eighty sledgehammers can't shake your heart, even if you take it out, you can still stuff it back)"

"The mission has no time limit, the progress will be cleared if it fails, and you will die after your health points are cleared."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 100

Beauty value: 90 (beauty is not fixed and fluctuates)

HP: 72/100 (Life is about acting, have you done it today?)

Abilities: Maw of Steel, Weakening Presence, Staring Eyes

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

This mission is really awesome. I can’t call it rogue, I can only call it double rogue, commonly known as rogue two.

She hasn't been a gangster yet, so it's not like she can't try.

Yanli took out his mobile phone, studying three-part coolness, three-part ridicule, and four-part nonchalance.

He looked at the mirror with contemptuous eyes, put on a sly smile, put his forehead against the mirror, and said casually.

"Are you playing hard-to-get with me?"

"..."

Mirror: This person must be sick.

"Her eyes... her eyes... seemed like stars were shining..."

The new phone fulfilled its obligations for the first time.