Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The boats stopped and surrounded the raft.

The pirate looked at the combination on the raft in surprise, and then saw the soaked person with rosy and fair skin, as beautiful as a siren.

The people on the boat are of various skin colors and look harmonious, but of course, that's just on the surface.

A ladder was thrown down.

Under countless greedy eyes, Yanli had no intention of getting on the ship.

When the people on the boat saw that she didn't come up, they pointed their guns at her. The threat was self-evident.

Yan Li still didn't move.

"Bang..." A gunshot rang out.

A hole appeared in the raft at Yanli's feet, and seawater splashed from the hole.

The people on the boat looked at each other in shock when they saw that she still didn't move and looked fearless.

The woman cannot be killed, and then they target her little pet.

Finally, Yan Li moved, and a group of people holding guns relaxed their hands, only to see a woman break off a piece of wood, point it at them and say: "Robbery."

Everyone can understand these two words. After all, this is what they like to say, no matter what language they use.

After everyone was silent for a second, they started laughing.

"Ha ha……"

"Hahaha, what did I hear? She said robbery?"

Some people held their stomachs and laughed, while others patted the edge of the boat.

Xiaobo also grinned. The black fur on his cat face made his smile look very evil, which made people feel heartbroken.

The next second, the laughter stopped.

Because they felt their ship shake and then break apart.

Yanli jumped back to the raft, threw away the wood chips in his hand, looked at the pirates struggling to survive, and issued a sincere invitation: "Come on, let's play on the raft together to survive."

Life and death come from the sea, wealth and honor lie in the west, first come, first served.

Pirates: ...

They looked confused, confused, and in disbelief, and the CPU stopped running directly.

The last scream, the shark's fins were seen under the bright red blood, and he hurriedly climbed onto the debris of the ship at the moment of life and death.

There was a burst of gunfire, and they had no time to worry about Yanli's existence. The sound of bullets hitting the water made countless sharks turn white and float up.

The smart shark looked at it from a distance, glanced coldly, sank into the water again, and swam deeper. Finally, it understood that the knot could not be tied, and if it stayed any longer, it would kill itself.

Xiaolang saw the shark gone, and he was unsure. He followed Yanli's previous behavior and plunged his head into the sea water. He didn't touch the shark for a while and gave himself a bite on the neck.

It confirmed that the shark had really left, then quickly jumped into the water and picked up the supplies that fell from the boat one by one.

Xiaobo saw it and joined the ranks.

They are already very hungry. They have been mixed in human society, they know what foods are edible, and they also know the corresponding foods in advertisements.

Soon, the raft was filled with supplies, and there were countless swimming rings supporting the raft.

They stopped because the raft had reached its limit and would capsize if they were too greedy.

The main reason was that there were three more thin men on the raft.

Xiaolang looked at the three of them warily, and Xiaobo protected the food he picked up.

With a look like 'I'm very protective of food, if you dare to take it, I'll give you a few bites of skin and flesh',

"thank you boss."

The three of them thanked Yan Li. They obviously knew Yan Li. After all, in the data age and bombarded with information, they knew each other.

Besides, the fact that the boss drove a submarine back to China has spread among the fishermen. At most, they drive away other countries' ships, pick up torpedoes and other things, and pack the submarine directly. The image is almost like Mazu.

The three of them didn't expect to meet the boss here, so they finally explained to prevent the boss's pet from looking at them fiercely.

They were fishermen who met pirates. They were caught doing odd jobs and almost thought they were dead, but they met the boss.

Turning around to look at the distant ship fragments and noisy voices on the sea, I felt a little confused. I didn't understand what was going on, and it ended up like this.

Looking at the raft he was on, he felt that it was only a matter of time before he died.

"Boss, are there any ships following you nearby?"

"No."

The hope on the three people's faces was ruthlessly broken.

"Eat, when you're full, let's raft together to survive." Yanli once again extended a sincere invitation.

"..."

The three of them looked at the food in front of them, took a deep breath, picked it up and ate it.

Eat enough before you are alive, and then you can think of a solution after eating. Even if you die, you will still be a dead ghost.

After eating, the three of them asked in confusion.

"Boss, have you been floating on the sea?"

“It’s raft survival.”

"Well, raft survival, where did it begin?"

"harbor."

"Seaport!" the three people shouted in disbelief, and continued to ask: "Boss, how long have you been floating?"

Yanli thought about the time and said nonchalantly: "Oh, it's almost ten months."

"..."

Three people: How the hell is this floating? It’s almost floating out of the sea.

However, they suddenly felt that they could not die. After all, the boss had been floating for ten months and was simply possessed by Mazu.

Then Yanli added three more employees, and they quickly salvaged floating materials to expand.

The appearance at this time looks very much like a game.

The raft was almost expanded, and three people were sick, all of them freezing.

The cats and dogs were speechless. The three humans were not as good as they were.

Yan Li silently overlapped a few wooden boards, too lazy to make a propeller, and just water skied on the corner of the raft.

Swipe left and right, with great strength and speed, the raft floats directly on the sea.

The people on the big boat saw this scene. A wooden plank floated in the water and appeared in their field of vision. Then it slowly floated over and stopped next to them.

They looked at it and recognized it at a glance.

Good guy, boss, they took over the submarine last time.

The ladder was lowered, and those who came down saw a man who was unconscious and talking nonsense because of a high fever.

Yanli watched them pick up the people, then kicked the boat again, and the raft floated away again.

A person on the boat raised his hand, and the back of the boss on the raft was frozen in the photo under the setting sun.

This is the cos Pirate King, a woman who became a pirate and used a raft as a boat to travel around the world.

Only the boss dares to do this, including the matter of ordinary people, but many people are led by the boss, and few rich people are led, but more ordinary people.

Since the arrival of the Poor Man Simulator on [-]th Street, store owners who have successfully left this street have also learned to enjoy life.

Don’t be afraid if you run out of money. After all, you will be poor if you use it up and you can go back to [-]th Street.

Ordinary people account for [-]% of the world.

The people on the boat put down their cameras and looked at the raft going away. Their expressions were very calm, but they were already shouting 6 in their hearts.

Everything the boss does is watched. Sometimes he doesn't know the process, but he knows the outline and results.

He knows, and everyone knows, that as long as there is a boss in the world, it will change, and people will no longer feel powerless, emo, people have goals to strive for, and it seems that the world has been peeled away from the fog.

I heard that bosses like children. Many people have two more children. It’s okay to be poor. The more children they have, the poorer they are. It’s okay.

As long as you are willing to work hard, the [-]th Street will open a back door, giving priority to the poor and unable to take the blame.

All walks of life are booming.

and so……

"Boss, everyone is looking for you. You have been doing trouble for almost a year. When are you going to change your ways?"

Someone walked next to him and heard him and added.

"I'm really looking forward to..."

Another exclaimed: "It is indescribable to describe the dreamlike feeling of one person leading a country!"

"My boss is just practicing in society."

"Yes, the boss is just doing what he likes."

"I just...can't understand it sometimes."

More and more people gathered around the person who took the photo. Looking at the dark shadow in the sun, they couldn't help but raise their hands and salute.

"There are pirates over there..."

The three woke up and pointed in a certain direction based on the coordinates.

But now, it’s almost time to report to Xitian.