Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

"Sister." Yan Anning finally saw his sister again.

Although her sister left soon after, she left behind a cat and a dog.

"Hello, my name is Yan'an, and I am my sister's younger brother."

Yanan Ning squatted on her short legs, stretched out her chubby little hands, and then got a dog and a cat to stretch their paws.

The owner of the two paws won't let anyone else, and strives to be the first to shake hands.

Yan'an Ning looked at it with a smile, stretched out his other hand, held two paws respectively and shook them.

The fight stopped for a moment.

This did not affect Yanli. She was thinking about what to do. She hadn't done anything for a long time and suddenly wanted to do something.

Then she pulled out her new phone.

Bai Xiaoling answered the phone: "Okay boss."

When the boss hung up the phone, he looked at the eyes around him and told: "The boss said he needs to hire more managers..."

No one breathed a sigh of relief because she didn't finish speaking.

Bai Xiaoling continued: "The boss wants to make a movie."

Everyone then breathed a sigh of relief and said: "This is a small problem, I can go to the guide..."

"The boss said she wants to open an entertainment company."

"and then?"

Everyone: We can’t finish it all at once!What is the difference between this and private execution? Please execute the death penalty directly!

"Player app, real-name authentication, gender authentication, one person with one number, and no restrictions on minors, separate channels for minors, and then open an award, the entry topic is I am a great director, a solid gold trophy, the number 1 is played 25000 million, No .31000 million, No.[-] million..."

Summary: [-] Entertainment, [-] Film and Television, with short video function, and [-] Academy Awards.

First, the boss wants to make a movie. After solving this problem, he then builds an app. Then he sends out an announcement first, and then the playback app is empty, waiting for users to upload videos.

How many users can one hundred million attract? If we add some advertising, endorsements, traffic redemption functions, and the boss’s signature...

Thinking about it carefully, everyone's eyes widened as they realized that the moment was so hot.

As expected of the boss!

Everyone held their heads: Ah, it hurts so much, I feel like I’m going to have a brain!

Everyone felt something was wrong.

No, you can't suffer by yourself. If you upgrade a group of managers, you have to suffer together. Pain is healthier.

……

the next day.

A few people carried cameras and followed the boss. There were no requirements and they could take pictures as they wanted.

At this time, Yanli was wearing a suit and tie. Because he was only 1.7 meters tall, he put on longer leather shoes.

Wearing a wig and facial expression, he looks like a domineering president.

Her ability to imitate is superb, she is three parts cool, three parts sarcastic and four parts careless, and the domineering president in the novel is reflected in reality.

At this time she was talking to a tree:

"Follow me and don't answer...you're rejecting me!"

Then, as if being rejected, he supported a tree and said, "Are you playing hard to get with me?"

Dashu: ...

The photographer came very quickly to take a close-up, and the photographer was still between the branches of the tree, just looking straight at me.

It's such an embarrassing scene, and you become the person in front of the screen, and it looks very sexy.

The photographer feels that those who look at it will definitely blush and their hearts will beat. Her temperament and figure are simply incredible.

But why did the boss stick to a tree?

The cameraman followed the departing figure in confusion.

What they didn't see was that an ant on the tree was raising its head in confusion, doubtfully remembering that it had just plunged into the bush (hair).

Yanli locked an ant on the wall and clicked on it. After all, there was a big tree on the wall and he needed something behind the tree.

It turns out that ants can also play hard-to-get.

The system didn't say it required anyone, so there was no suspense about this task.

System: A woman who doesn’t even let go of ants.

Anyone who does a task will think of people, but not Li.

She grabbed a fish and choked it. She banged her hand against the wall, feeling its struggle, and said, "You are rejecting me!"

Then he got close to the struggling fish and said sarcastically: "Are you playing hard to get with me?"

Progress +1

Yanli threw the goldfish into the fish tank with his backhand.

Goldfish: Oh, that Poseidon, he was just dragged into a terrifying dry land, but fortunately he is back!Hey...what happened just now?

After two progresses, Yanli confirmed that the task was feasible, and she was ready to confirm one thing again.

Shu Yue was hugging her Zaidou. When she raised her head and took a closer look, she saw an evil man walking towards her from the opposite side.

Her eyes lit up, she hugged her cub, squeezed the cub's short hand, waved gently and said: "Xiao Li..."

Being recognized again, Yanli walked, his soul lifted up, and he slapped the big and small.

The cold and ruthless look on his face was like the coming of a demon.

"Please mentally retarded host to complete the task seriously!"

The system beeps urgently.

The big palm of the soul could only stop beside the big one and the small one. Yanli took back the soul casually as if nothing happened.

The system does not allow the existence of kills?

If she could understand that man, after all, it involved too much, but Shu Yue was just an ordinary person.

So……

She walked up to the big one and the small one, looked away from Shu Yue, looked at the little biscuit in her arms, and suddenly knew.

The child in her arms may be an important person in the future and important to the world.

Shu Yue didn't feel anything just now, and introduced with a bright smile: "Xiao Li, this is my cub. His nickname is Chen Fangzheng given by his parents, and his nickname is Little Biscuit. He is very well-behaved and doesn't like to cry. Do you want to hug him? ?”

Yanli reached out and took it. The child was very small, with a round face, a smile on his face, and big eyes looking at her.

"Smile, Xiao Li. He likes you very much. No one else laughs. Do you want to be his godmother?"

"Godmother?" Yanli pinched Rourou's little face, thought for a while and said, "Okay."

Shu Yue is even happier.

The little biscuit also smiled happily, holding the soul beyond the body in the palm of his hand with one big hand, and directly pressed the soul into the body.

It is very dangerous for the soul to be outside, and the skin is the protection of the soul.

Yan Li returned the child and said, "I brought you a wedding gift."

Shu Yue blinked and didn't think there was anything wrong with giving a wedding gift after the baby was already born. After all, Xiao Li never acted according to common sense.

Next to Shu Yue's house, a group of workers built a large fish tank. Soon a shark was swimming leisurely in it, surrounded by countless real-life scenes and various marine fish.

Then he opened his mouth with one meaning: feed me.

In a small aquarium, a fish is waiting to be fed.

Chen Minghui: This is the first time I saw a dog-like shark. Could it be the legendary dog ​​shark?

There are also dedicated employees to swim with the shark, but it is taken by a helicopter and thrown back into the sea. When it has had enough fun, it will swim back and then be transported home.

Of course, if they are free, they can take it on their own and treat it as a tourist.

But it’s really outrageous. Whoever keeps a shark as a pet will definitely eat people if you look at those sharp teeth.

Grudge Shark: Nonsense, I have bitten a person before, and that’s why I didn’t eat a person before he was bitten to death. Human flesh is not delicious.

Come on, play a movie for me, I want to watch the horror movie Hydra!

There is also the role model of our generation who runs on land, the evolved little fish!