Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

When Ren Ren saw the person coming, he had an idea: Is this okay?

The big man who had just flipped the table came back, limping, feeling like he was in trouble.

In fact, it is a difficult situation.

"I apologize for flipping the table earlier. I'm sorry, sir. If anything was broken, I'll apologize!" The big man apologized.

"Oh, it's okay." Yan Li saw that the other party was not dead, so he knew that he would not die.

Ren Ren was a little curious about what happened and asked the other party to change his previous attitude.

Just before I stepped on my left foot and my right foot, a bull came and collided with me, making me dizzy. After a while, I came back with a happy expression.

The big man seemed to notice his curiosity and explained: "I was stopped by the Taoist priest just now, which delayed me for some time. I was a step late when I went to do things..."

It turns out that if the big man had gone to ask for the bill, he would have gone into the store to argue with the other party.

Because he was a step too late, a car lost control and crashed into the store, knocking everyone inside unconscious.

He was at the door and almost hit, but because he didn't react in time, he was pinned down.

But it wasn't a big problem, and then I suddenly remembered that I was stopped, so I came over.

After Yanli heard this, he spread his hands and said: "The hexagram gold is one thousand."

The gesture of asking for money seemed so familiar to Ren Ren, and he thought to himself: Is this something I can learn from?

The big man did not hesitate, took out a thousand cash, and then he became honest and said: "Taoist Master, please help me do the math."

Yanli's attitude was indifferent, and he pointed to the side and said: "Looking for him, I only care about life and death, not anything else. You have temporarily avoided the knot, and your life is safe."

Named appointments:…

After the big man left, Ren Ren looked at the account and asked curiously: "How do you know he is in danger of life and death?"

Yanli started to tell lies inexplicably: "I have a pair of eyes that can see life and death."

"So powerful, look at when I will die."

Yan Li looked at the other party seriously. The other party had a strong soul, similar to Li Heng, but inferior to Chen Minghui.

I didn’t believe in the appointment, because it was impossible, but when I saw the other party looking at it seriously, I always felt that I could see through everything, and he even carefully counted with his fingers.

"You can live until you die a natural death."

Appointment: I believe you are evil!

If it hadn't been for the one who pinched it with his fingers, he would have believed it if he had just calculated it for the big man.

Although he didn't believe it, he still asked cooperatively: "What is natural death?"

"There are two kinds... one is to live until you don't want to live, and the other is..."

"What is two?"

The appointment felt familiar again, but I couldn't remember where it was familiar.

"Second, if the King of Hell asks you to die at the third watch, you will not be able to live until the fifth watch."

I rarely understood the appointment.

"What do you mean?"

"Either you die, or someone else kills you."

"I said it but didn't say it..."

"I learned from you."

"..."

The first day ended like this. Although he was brought down, Ranran felt that the other party's personality was quite to his liking.

Others don't think that what he said is the same as if he didn't say it.

Not only did this man know the ambiguity of what he said, he also imitated hermaphrodite.

The first is Yin Yang.

The next day, I saw the other party put his hand into his sleeve and pulled out a clapping hand.

"Clap clap clap..."

Yanli shook it and handed it over, saying, "Want it?"

Ren Ren refused with a look on his face. When he saw the other party took it back, he asked, "What do you do with this?"

Yanli put the tools on the table and said, "We're inviting guests. It's so attractive."

"As long as you are happy." Ren Yan felt that the other party was going to cause trouble, and his sixth sense was not good, so he moved the people and the table, fearing that he would be harmed.

The weather is nice today, and there are many passers-by. It feels a bit too cool, so I can't help but look at the sky.

He couldn't see a huge figure looking down and listening.

"Clap clap clap..."

This sound attracted many people.

"Eh, wait..."

The passerby pointed at his nose.

Yanli clapped his hands and waved, with an expression: "Yes, that's right."

The passerby hesitated for a while and then came over.

This is a middle-aged woman. She thought that the other party was going to imitate her own achievements. She shook her head in her heart. Not everyone is the same. First of all, she must adapt to local conditions and solve the customers' worries. But worry, everyone is different.

Yanli waited for the other party to come over and then said her system lines.

"Pindao, just look at it, you're in big trouble!"

The black man frowned willfully, and the black man had a confused face. The last time he said this was the last time, and he would offend people if he said it.

Sure enough, the originally calm-looking middle-aged woman suddenly turned bad. Anyway, she had never met the fortune teller before, so she came up and said, "You are going to be in trouble."

"Did you just have an argument with another person?"

This sentence successfully made the middle-aged woman stop. She had just argued with another aunt.

"Is he still an older one?"

"How do you know?" The middle-aged woman sat down and asked instead of leaving.

"The other party is in great trouble."

When the middle-aged woman heard that the other party was in trouble, she suddenly beamed with joy. After all, she had just been angry and the other party was in bad luck. No matter how she listened to relieve her anger, she couldn't laugh anymore the next second.

"The other party's trouble will affect you, and only I have the solution."

Then people didn’t believe it, so the middle-aged woman got up and left.

Ren Ren watched the middle-aged woman leave. Although they had only known each other for two days, they felt like they had just met each other, so he asked curiously: "Didn't you say you only test life and death?"

Yanli had an indifferent attitude and replied in a casual manner: "That was yesterday. The me of yesterday is no longer me. The me of today is the real me. Today is different from the past. As a human being, you must keep pace with the times."

"You are not keeping pace with the times, you are defeating my feng shui!"

"You lied to me, don't let me lie to you anymore."

"I am the 44th generation successor of Taoism!"

This sentence instantly made Ren Ren look bad. This sentence was really unfavorable. After all, he was an orthodox successor of Taoism. He might be too young, so he couldn't help but explain.

Yan Li lazily leaned on the chair and said casually: "I can really see souls, do you believe it?"

Ren Ren still has a favorable impression of the other party -1-1-1... When I heard the other party say this, I didn't believe it at all, because even the boss of the Taoist Association couldn't see ghosts. Who would believe this person who said he could see ghosts.

If the other party has yin and yang eyes, they will not come to tell fortunes or help people read Feng Shui.

It is impossible and cannot have such things as Yin and Yang eyes in this world. It means losing control. If this happens, it will develop in an unpredictable direction.

Ren Ren retracted his thoughts, but said calmly: "It's not unusual to see ghosts."

"How did you deal with the female corpses that were found in Licheng in the past few years?"

The topic jumps again and again made Ren Ren confused. This question made him serious. He should ask the police about this matter. If he was asked, it would prove that the other party knew about the Taoist Association. He asked: "What do you want to say?"

He was confused, what was this man going to say in a roundabout way?

Yanli jumped on the topic again and said her purpose: "My friend has a school with supernatural courses and a Taoist teacher. Are you interested?"

"No, why don't you teach it yourself." Ren Yan knew that the other party was at least somewhat capable, and that there were other schools that would offer paranormal courses. By saying this, he felt like he was trying to trick him and break his waist.

Yanli spread his hands and said, "I have only been a Taoist priest for two days."

Ren Ren looked at it and asked out his curiosity: "Then how do you know about the corpse?"

"This, my friend dug it up when he was counting ants." Yan Li continued to make friends out of nothing.

"..."