Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

As for the corpses worshiping women on Lishan Mountain, the perpetrators have already been sent to be shot. After all, it was an experiment in which living people were vacuumed and then the corpses were raised.

No one noticed it at first, and before he started raising the corpse, he was discovered by a little girl.

The weird thing is not raising corpses, after all, there are smart people who are dying, or paranoid people who want themselves or others to live, let alone that.

The strange thing is that a little girl dug a hole and counted ants in the middle of the night, and dug out the body.

I heard that when the police went there, they thought they had seen a ghost or that the deceased was seeking grievances.

Anyway, the police thought about everything at that moment, including asking the grandma to take care of herself so that she would not be embarrassed by other ghosts when she went to the underworld.

When I first heard about the appointment, I almost thought so. After all, it was so weird to see a girl next to the corpse at night, counting ants with a flashlight.

No psychopath is so bold, he can only be a pervert.

So the academy opened by the pervert had a supernatural class, and he suddenly understood it!

another day

"go?"

"Don't go!"

Appointment: I will not associate with perverts!

"A salary of one hundred thousand a month?"

"Don't go!"

"50?"

"Don't go!"

It was the first time that Yan Li had seen such a tough guy. He was obviously so happy in the past because of the little money.

At this time, the middle-aged woman from yesterday came, a little haggard and anxious.

Sit down and explain why.

The old lady she was arguing with fell. When she woke up, she said she pushed her because many people heard the two arguing and there was no surveillance on the roadside.

The middle-aged woman felt that she was really being wronged. She was several meters away from the other person and he was being unreasonable. She was afraid that the other person would spit in her face.

"A 1000-yuan package will solve the problem." Yanli took out the QR code.

The middle-aged woman paused, then gritted her teeth and paid.

Then Yanli reported a string of letters and numbers, which turned out to be the license plate number.

"To find this car, we need the driving recorder."

The middle-aged woman was a little confused. She didn't quite understand what a driving recorder was.

"Ask the young man to ask, I don't care about this." Yan Li waved his hand, seeing the other person's hesitation, pointing to the appointment and said: "He guarantees me."

appointment:……

The middle-aged woman took one look at the appointment, saw that he agreed, and hurried home in a hurry.

The appointment was speechless at all, and he forgot to react. The person who reacted was already gone.

In this way, he not only accepted the offer, but also provided guarantee.

When closing the stall.

Yanli asked again: "Are you going?"

"Don't go."

"That's a pity..."

Appointment: What a shame!

The next day

Yanli has no business yet. After all, she is a fake Taoist priest, so it is not easy to cheat someone out of 1000 yuan.

In fact, one of the most important things is for the teachers in the paranormal class. After all, there are no talents in this field in the school. There are no weapons in the weapons class, but there are teachers.

The little biscuits learn by themselves, how pitiful...

"Do you know about Shibaban Academy?"

"do not know."

It's such a big fuss, how could you not know?

I felt that the other party was trying to deceive me, pretending to be ignorant and uninterested.

Yan Li affirmed: "No, you know."

"Are you interested in my territory, want to drive me away, and then monopolize the Feng Shui treasure land!" Ren Ren said as if I have seen through you.

Oops, found out!

But Yan Li would say, of course not, and then she started telling lies again: "If you tell fortunes too much, you will get retribution. Believe me, only by teaching students to benefit the world will you be rewarded."

Ren Ren was in a daze for a moment and asked, "Then what are you doing?"

"I, my sins are so serious, this little retribution is just a sprinkling of water."

The ordained for the first time heard someone in his presence, claiming to be a sinful person.

This man did good deeds and committed serious crimes some time ago. He believes in a ghost.

"You may not believe it..."

Appointment interrupted: "I believe it!"

Yanli ignored it and continued: "I caused the death of others, and indirectly I will be responsible for some of the sins. Of course, there are merits as well, but...merits and sins cannot be offset."

I have never heard of this saying. In my understanding, merit can wash away a few sins.

But why didn't he feel that he was making it up? He felt that he couldn't bear the thought of disbelief. There was a voice saying...

"What I said is true, what I said is true..." Yanli said nothing, his soul repeated, brainwashing the other person's soul.

It's really hard to fool smart people.

"Go become a teacher!"

"Don't go!"

Yan Li felt that there was no one else here, this Taoist priest was stubborn.

Then she raised her hands and clapped, claiming yet another victim.

"Wait a minute... I'll just guess, you're in big trouble!"

This time it was a young mother with a child in her arms.

Hearing this sentence again, Ren Ren was speechless.

Women who are so young generally don't believe in fortune tellers.

The result was contrary to his expectation, the other party sat down holding him in his arms.

The young mother asked anxiously: "What's the difficulty? Is it about the child?"

Yanli glanced at the child in her arms and said, "Your child is fine, but he has a cold. I'm talking about you being in trouble."

As soon as the young mother heard that her child was okay, she relaxed and said, "What trouble can I have?"

"Your husband is looking for a mistress to cuckold you. Only I can help you."

The young mother stood up and left in a hurry.

Ren Ren looked like he was watching a good show and signaled: "Let's go."

Yanli was very calm. She just overheard a phone call, and it was not intentional. She heard Little Biscuit crying, and Soul went over to comfort her. Then she heard a woman on the other end of the phone calling her honey in a low voice. She heard it.

The child was making a noise, but the young mother didn't hear her, so she hung up the phone perfunctorily.

The little biscuit was comforted by her, and at the same time she attracted the young mother.

Her soul power is still very useful, but its uselessness means that the other party's soul is stubborn, which makes no sense.

"Be a teacher?"

"improper!"

"How about introducing someone who is better than you?"

"No."

"..."

Two days later, Yan Li had not been successfully recruited, and the other party was not displeased, so he just waited for her to ask, and ruthlessly refused when she asked.

Somewhat boring.

The young mother came again, this time alone, and Yanli picked up the payment code.

After the other party scanned it, he recommended a lawyer to her. As for divorce, a lawyer can solve it.

These days, I use a trick every three to five to solve the hardships in life.

There are even cats and dogs, and within a certain range, Yanli can solve them.

And Ren Ren took the time to pay attention, sometimes he was a little confused.

What he wants to calculate through calculations, the other party will tell you directly and accurately.

And it starts with this sentence every time.

That day, the other party got up early, and he couldn't help but ask: "What do you want to do today?"

Yanli said casually: "It's okay. I won't come tomorrow and you won't teach. I feel that after studying for so long, I can teach others. The children all have IQs of over 100 and can be taught once they are taught. They have more free time and are in a good mood. Just keep setting up the stall.”

When Ren Ren heard that his IQ was over 100, his thoughts suddenly changed. He also heard that the other party was going to teach people. I felt that he was completely misleading.

He has never seen anyone who thinks he is a master after studying for less than a month.

"As a teacher, can I also set up a stall?"

Yan Li packed up his things and put them on the small electric donkey. He said without any shame: "Master brings me in to practice on an individual basis. If you teach them a little, they can learn by themselves. They are very smart. You don't teach me. I am the only one here. I feel that I am very good." OK!"

Seeing that the other party was about to leave, Ren Ren said, "I'll teach you!"

"If I knew this earlier, why should it be in the first place."

"That's not how this sentence is used..." Ren Yan felt that his decision was right.

I really can't bear to see this kid messing around!