Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Appointment under the shade of a tree, sitting on a chair with eyes closed to meditate.

Hearing some movement next to him, he thought it was a fortune teller, but when he saw it, hey... not only was he not a guest, he was also a fellow Taoist.

He was sure... the business robbers were coming!

The other party must have wanted a piece of the pie because his business was good.

Why is it so clear that they are here to steal business? Isn’t it obvious!

The park is so wide and there are so many shade trees, but the other party squeezes in with him. Isn't this trying to steal business?

The person who came was pretty and fair, and looked gentle. He was wearing loose Taoist robes (refer to Wang Ye), but looking at his face... I always felt that something was wrong.

Ren Ren looked at his casual clothes and felt that his crotch was stretched out because of his class.

Adhering to the principle of forming many good karma, he said in a good voice: "I'm telling you, fellow Taoist, there are so many people with karma, and there are places everywhere, so why bother?"

Yan Li, who came to learn the basics, was wearing the robe of a Taoist priest who came down the mountain. He was dressed as a young Taoist priest. Since he was already 1.7 meters tall, he was of normal height. He said in a cold male voice: "Fellow Taoist, the Feng Shui here is excellent."

Ren Ren felt that the other party was sincere and was telling the truth, but didn't he know that Feng Shui was excellent?

He raised everything here!

The other party is very thick-skinned, and it seems that he will not leave. At worst, he will leave. Anyway, everyone else comes here because of his ability, not the feng shui here.

But it’s impossible to leave. People need face, trees need bark, and telegraph poles need cement. I won’t leave today. Let the newcomers see that some businesses cannot be taken away!

Yanli remembered this person. He had swiped it once in the last mission, so he thought he had swiped his face. He was not familiar with it yet, so he could swipe it a few more times.

It's cool under the shade of the tree, with a folding table, a piece of cloth, a hexagram bucket, two folding chairs, and a Taoist priest.

An electric car can transport it.

Every time she spent money on a mission, it seemed like she was wasting money. This time she was going to make some small money.

At this time, a middle-aged woman came over and saw the new Taoist priest next to the Taoist priest. She couldn't help but hesitate for a moment and sat down.

Ren Yan glanced at the person next to him out of the corner of his eye, and seeing that the other person had no other expression, he asked the middle-aged woman, "What are you going to do?"

"Taoist Priest, I have been feeling restless these past two days. I always feel like something is going to happen..."

The middle-aged woman has a somewhat sad expression, her brows are depressed and her face is gloomy.

Yanli tilted his head and looked.

Ren Ren pinched his fingertips, looked at the other party and said seriously: "There is indeed a difficulty, but it is just a small disaster."

When the middle-aged woman heard this, she felt much less sad. Like a life-saving straw, she asked with hope: "Taoist Master, what should I do?"

The enigmatic appointment said: "Look for a few people with blessed faces and fat earlobes, and go due south. If you go all the way for seven days, you can avoid it."

The middle-aged woman thought, her eyes lit up, she seemed to have thought of a candidate, and said with a smile: "Thank you, Taoist Priest."

Yan Li looked at the middle-aged woman who looked much better and said: I don't understand.

How do you calculate it?

The middle-aged woman left, and soon a young man came. He was stunned when he saw Yan Li, and asked: "Is this person playing cosplay?"

When Ren Ren heard this, he finally realized what was wrong. He said that he had just had his fortune told and saw confusion on the other party's face. It turned out that he was not a fellow Taoist but was here for fun.

"Brother, what is it?"

"Marriage..."

Ren Ren took out the lottery tube and noticed a young lady not far away, looking here frequently.

The little brother picked up the bucket and shook it, and a fortune stick fell on the table, face down.

Yan Li just watched as Ren Ren picked up the fortune stick and changed his hand, as if by magic.

"How is the Taoist priest?" The little brother saw the Taoist priest looking deeply at the sign, and couldn't help but look sideways.

Yanli looked over and saw a young lady. It seemed that the two of them knew each other.

"Ask for good luck from me. My brother, fate is by your side. If you speak and act appropriately, your marriage will come."

The ambiguous words made me feel like I had made up my mind.

Yan Li and others left, feeling that this was really not fortune telling, but a lie.

At this time, Ren Ren asked: "Are you cosplaying with Taoist Wang?"

Yanli didn't hide it, she just dressed accordingly.

"Yes, I'm here to learn fortune telling."

"This is not easy to learn." Ren Ren put the fortune teller back.

"How about you teach me?"

"Learn and practice it over time, it goes without saying...you have to pay more."

Yanli had no intention of paying for it. She was about to have sex for free and asked, "Tell me what happened to the middle-aged woman?"

Appointment fiddled with the hexagram bucket and had no intention of answering.

Yanli stopped asking, took out his cell phone and searched online.

There are very few answers on the Internet. Based on my own guesses, the summary is: a middle-aged woman is undergoing menopause. Let her travel to relax.

Fine.

She continued to search for the requirements for becoming a Taoist priest: high academic qualifications, strong adaptability, and careful observation... Taoist priests are winners, not losers. If you can't survive, become a Taoist priest.

As a low-educated Yanli, she gave up immediately and prepared to move from job to job.

Seeing her put away her cell phone, Ren Ren confirmed that the other party was here to play with the rich. Not everyone has a curved cell phone.

If you can cheat teaching fees and gain students, then...

Appointment is thinking about how to cheat.

Yan Li looked at the tattooed man passing by and said to him, "Wait a minute..."

The strong man stopped and turned his head, with a fierce look on his face.

Yan Li imitated the appointment and pinched his fingers, and said with a serious expression: "I'll pinch my fingers and calculate, you are in big trouble!"

Hearing this sentence, Ren Ren squirted out the water he drank on the spot, looked at her in disbelief, and then moved to the side: What a warrior!

The strong man walked over in two steps, stretched out his hand, and lifted it up. The table fell to the ground. He looked at Ji Ling standing aside and said with a stern expression: "Boy, you deserve a beating, don't you?"

Put down the harsh words and turned away.

Yanli stood calmly, his expression unchanged, Soul stretched out his leg and kicked him.

The big man who was walking striding felt a pain in his calf, and his steps were messed up. He stepped on his left foot and his right foot, tripped and hit his head hard on a tree. His head was hit with stars on the spot.

Yanli: Every cause must have its effect, and I will be your retribution.

Who asked him to set up the stall? Look... It's difficult, isn't it coming!

Appointment: Can this also win?

The big man finally stopped dizzy and didn't think about the disaster. He held his head and shook his head. He felt that his brain was getting even. He took it easy for a while and didn't go to the hospital. It seemed that something was urgent.

Yan Li cleaned up the mess, turned around and saw Ren Ren giving her a thumbs up and praising: "Brave."

The way he selects people and the way he talks is pretty good without getting beaten.

The big man was not easy to mess with at first glance, and he was still angry and ran away at gunpoint.

"I agree, I just learned it from you." Yan Li said, cupping his fists.

Appointment spread his thumb-larger hand and said, "Could you please pay the tuition fee, in cash or with a QR code?"

Yan Li sat down and crossed his legs, imitating the image of a careless Taoist priest, and said: "Those who steal from the master will do it for free without paying."

Ren Ren retracted his hand without any embarrassment. He could only lament that the other party was so thick-skinned and said he was so aboveboard even though he stole from his master.

He just said that something didn't seem right when the other party calculated it. It turned out that he was imitating himself just now. He couldn't say that it was exactly the same, he could only say that there was no difference.

The two remained silent, watching people coming and going.

A figure walks in...